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What's up.
My name's Vitale, and this is my first post here. I'm from Southern California, 18 years old, and I've been on my self improvement journey for the past 4 years. It started eons before I ever learned anything about pickup or the social arts (I would just push my comfort zone and force myself to take little bits of action like telling a girl she was hot).
So before this starts to sound more like some fucked up OkCupid bio, I'll get to my story.
MEXICO!!! (family guy voice)
About a week and a half ago, I went on a family vacation to an all-inclusive resort about 45 minutes away from Cancun, Mexico. My homie since kindergarten and his family came with us as well. We've been hyping it up for the past few months, and we were stoked that we could legally get drunk and hit up all the girls at the resort.
On our first day, me and my homie were scouting the resort for girls / low key sex locations (I was staying in a room with my parents). We went to check out the beach, and we encountered a wooden lifeguard tower about 20 feet tall. No doors, just a platform with railings and a palm frond roof.
I looked at my friend and said, "I'm going to fuck a girl up there before the end of this vacation". He responded with a knuckle bump and a hell yeah. I was half joking, but I knew if the situation arose, I would make it happen. It had to be at night because I didn't want any fellow vacationers seeing my white ass cheeks from their suite hahaha. We went back to the pool and spent the rest of the day getting drunk and hitting up chicas.
The next night
After another day of relaxation and tequila (not Jose Cuervo. never Jose Cuervo), Our families met up to eat at the Italian restaurant at the resort. I'm not much of a drinker, so the alcohol really destroyed my appetite. I didn't feel like sitting around while everyone ate, so I decided to take a walk around the resort and find some bitches
This resort was very family oriented; I expected it to be a constant turn up in the pool. I guess being 45 minutes out of Cancun really makes a difference. I walked around the whole resort and didn't see one good looking girl. I decided to go check out the beach bar. From a distance, I could see two girls and a guy sitting at the bar. I sat down next to one of the girls, ordered a margarita, and opened her. She was a short brunette, busty, with an average-cute face. The conversation went something like this:
I found out that she was leaving for home in the morning (explains how down for me she already was) so I knew I could probably make it happen that night. The conversation led on to a few other topics before she introduced me to the aforementioned sister and her Canadian make-out buddy. I socialized with them for a bit. The mexican bartender also joined in, making fun of the girls for their drinking skills. Ten minutes later, while I was deep diving my girl, the Canadian dude took the sister aside for a little statutory make-out sesh.
I saw my opening.
We walked along the white sand beach while the waves crashed at our feet. It would have been really romantic if I had deeper intentions than just putting my dick in her.
I stopped right in front of the lifeguard tower and put my arm around her. She pulled in really close to me, so I knew it was on. I placed my hand under her chin and started making out with her. She immediately shoved her tongue down my throat, so after a minute of making out, I grabbed her by the hand and told her we're going on top of the lifeguard tower.
She was obviously very turned on by the idea (I mean, what girl wouldn't be?). When we made it to the top, I continued making out with her and feeling her curves and nice tits. I slid my hand into her short-short jeans. No resistance. She was wet as fuck too. I fingered her until she was dripping, and then told her to unbutton my pants.
She pulled out my dick and started sucking right away. I guess girls on vacation and LMR cannot coexist; I've only had 1 other girl (out of 6 so far) that was this down.
After about 2 minutes of a decent blowjob, I told her to lay on her back. I pulled a condom out of my pants, put it on, and started railing her. I whispered in her ear something like "You're so tight.." to which she responded "HA. Don't try to flatter me, I've fucked like 20 guys" (THANK GOD FOR CONDOMS).
I pulled out and made her swallow me. (She didn't try to kiss me at all afterwards... smart girl).
POST ORGASM
Literally the minute after I came, my girl's sister notices us at the top of the lifeguard tower. They start talking to eachother, but I end up holding the conversation while my girl frantically puts her shorts on. She finally got them on while her sister and the Canadian dude were scaling my wooden tower of debauchery. I'm pretty sure she finished buttoning them while they were already up there with us. lol.
We all made our way back to the beach bar. My homie, his sister, and my brothers were there. I pulled my homie aside and told him, "Mission Accomplished", and he knew exactly what I meant. We all spent the next hour socializing and drinking. A little while later, my girl told me that she had to be in by 12 because she was with her parents as well. It was 11:55, so I told her I'd walk her back to her room.
Being the horny motherfucker I am, I saw it as an opportunity to fuck her again.
While we were alone in one of the hotel hallways I pushed her against the wall and started making out with her again. By this time, it was past 12. She was horny as fuck, but she really didn't want to be back late. I kept turning her on and after a minute she gave in. While I was fingering her, I hear a voice yell "(girls name)! Get over here right now".
It was her mom. The girl tried to explain the situation in an appropriate way, but her mom remained pissed as fuck. I told them both to have a nice night and a calmly walked back to my room with a devious smirk on my face.
I slept great that night
- VITΛLE
My name's Vitale, and this is my first post here. I'm from Southern California, 18 years old, and I've been on my self improvement journey for the past 4 years. It started eons before I ever learned anything about pickup or the social arts (I would just push my comfort zone and force myself to take little bits of action like telling a girl she was hot).
So before this starts to sound more like some fucked up OkCupid bio, I'll get to my story.
MEXICO!!! (family guy voice)

About a week and a half ago, I went on a family vacation to an all-inclusive resort about 45 minutes away from Cancun, Mexico. My homie since kindergarten and his family came with us as well. We've been hyping it up for the past few months, and we were stoked that we could legally get drunk and hit up all the girls at the resort.
On our first day, me and my homie were scouting the resort for girls / low key sex locations (I was staying in a room with my parents). We went to check out the beach, and we encountered a wooden lifeguard tower about 20 feet tall. No doors, just a platform with railings and a palm frond roof.
I looked at my friend and said, "I'm going to fuck a girl up there before the end of this vacation". He responded with a knuckle bump and a hell yeah. I was half joking, but I knew if the situation arose, I would make it happen. It had to be at night because I didn't want any fellow vacationers seeing my white ass cheeks from their suite hahaha. We went back to the pool and spent the rest of the day getting drunk and hitting up chicas.
The next night
After another day of relaxation and tequila (not Jose Cuervo. never Jose Cuervo), Our families met up to eat at the Italian restaurant at the resort. I'm not much of a drinker, so the alcohol really destroyed my appetite. I didn't feel like sitting around while everyone ate, so I decided to take a walk around the resort and find some bitches
This resort was very family oriented; I expected it to be a constant turn up in the pool. I guess being 45 minutes out of Cancun really makes a difference. I walked around the whole resort and didn't see one good looking girl. I decided to go check out the beach bar. From a distance, I could see two girls and a guy sitting at the bar. I sat down next to one of the girls, ordered a margarita, and opened her. She was a short brunette, busty, with an average-cute face. The conversation went something like this:
Me: Hey
Her: Hey (Warm and receptive, but no sexual undertones to her voice)
Me: What's your name?
Her: (NAME). and you? (Tries to shake my hand)
Me: Vitale. Woah there, I don't do handshakes, only hugs. (My favorite line when girls try to shake my hand)
Her: *Hugs me* That guy is trying to fuck my little sister and she's only 15 and he's 20!
Me: C'mon, don't be a cockblock... I expected so much more from you.
Her: *Giggles* shut up! (touches my arm)
I found out that she was leaving for home in the morning (explains how down for me she already was) so I knew I could probably make it happen that night. The conversation led on to a few other topics before she introduced me to the aforementioned sister and her Canadian make-out buddy. I socialized with them for a bit. The mexican bartender also joined in, making fun of the girls for their drinking skills. Ten minutes later, while I was deep diving my girl, the Canadian dude took the sister aside for a little statutory make-out sesh.
I saw my opening.
Me: Let's take a walk on the beach, its such a nice night.
Her: That sounds perfect... Let's go.
We walked along the white sand beach while the waves crashed at our feet. It would have been really romantic if I had deeper intentions than just putting my dick in her.
I stopped right in front of the lifeguard tower and put my arm around her. She pulled in really close to me, so I knew it was on. I placed my hand under her chin and started making out with her. She immediately shoved her tongue down my throat, so after a minute of making out, I grabbed her by the hand and told her we're going on top of the lifeguard tower.
She was obviously very turned on by the idea (I mean, what girl wouldn't be?). When we made it to the top, I continued making out with her and feeling her curves and nice tits. I slid my hand into her short-short jeans. No resistance. She was wet as fuck too. I fingered her until she was dripping, and then told her to unbutton my pants.
She pulled out my dick and started sucking right away. I guess girls on vacation and LMR cannot coexist; I've only had 1 other girl (out of 6 so far) that was this down.
After about 2 minutes of a decent blowjob, I told her to lay on her back. I pulled a condom out of my pants, put it on, and started railing her. I whispered in her ear something like "You're so tight.." to which she responded "HA. Don't try to flatter me, I've fucked like 20 guys" (THANK GOD FOR CONDOMS).
I pulled out and made her swallow me. (She didn't try to kiss me at all afterwards... smart girl).
POST ORGASM
Literally the minute after I came, my girl's sister notices us at the top of the lifeguard tower. They start talking to eachother, but I end up holding the conversation while my girl frantically puts her shorts on. She finally got them on while her sister and the Canadian dude were scaling my wooden tower of debauchery. I'm pretty sure she finished buttoning them while they were already up there with us. lol.
We all made our way back to the beach bar. My homie, his sister, and my brothers were there. I pulled my homie aside and told him, "Mission Accomplished", and he knew exactly what I meant. We all spent the next hour socializing and drinking. A little while later, my girl told me that she had to be in by 12 because she was with her parents as well. It was 11:55, so I told her I'd walk her back to her room.
Being the horny motherfucker I am, I saw it as an opportunity to fuck her again.
While we were alone in one of the hotel hallways I pushed her against the wall and started making out with her again. By this time, it was past 12. She was horny as fuck, but she really didn't want to be back late. I kept turning her on and after a minute she gave in. While I was fingering her, I hear a voice yell "(girls name)! Get over here right now".
It was her mom. The girl tried to explain the situation in an appropriate way, but her mom remained pissed as fuck. I told them both to have a nice night and a calmly walked back to my room with a devious smirk on my face.
I slept great that night
- VITΛLE