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FU  Luigi stole my Bitch

Raqimus

Tool-Bearing Hominid
Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Pretty straight forward on Halloweekend, I go to the club dressed as a drifter and I'm working the whole persona. I end up dancing with a fairy and i try to get her to come home with me. No go, she mentions she lives right around the corner and I try to pull and no go. She tries to make out with me and I am pretty sure i teased her into auto rejection by not making out with her. Needless to say I find another dance partner and a few minutes later as I am walking back into the dance floor I see her leaving rather quickly with Luigi. I laughed at the situation but also beat myself up over it. Needless to say I did not get laid Halloweekend, I think this was the cause of my negative momentum. If i had laid that girl I think my weekend would of been better.
 

Poli

Space Monkey
space monkey
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Haha Luigi is a pimp. He stole marios princess too.
 
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

Raqimus

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Fucking Luigi D:
 
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