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ray_zorse

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Just wanted to post this little fun interaction from this morning:

Got up very early, had an hour to spare before I had to leave for the gym so I wandered up to a coffee shop that I like which is in the market precinct, was expecting to speak to cute Indonesian girl but in fact there was another girl I hadn't spoken to before, I'll call her Erica. Tall and cute, Chinese.

Me: hi there (pause looking into her eyes, sexual smile) I'm Raymond...what's your name?
Her: Erica...(we shake hands, the touch lingers)
Me: I'll have a mug of cappucino to have here, no sugars
Her: okay
Me: early start for you?
Her: 4am!
Me: no way!... I couldn't sleep this morning, next time I'll come up here and talk to you (flirty smile)
Her: (smiles... I pay and go sit down outside)
(brings me my coffee eventually)
Me: thanks...now hurry off inside, it's cold out here (I mime shivering...she's in a cute t-shirt and shorts)
I sit here thinking I should have rubbed her arms or maybe spanked her on the bottom as she went back...eventually I finish my coffee, she comes out and I'm hoping to talk to her again when she takes my cup but she's dealing with another table. I sit there for a while longer just enjoying the environment and being in the moment. A cute African looking woman walks past smoking a cigarette, she has lots of eyeliner on. I consider waving her over to my table but I'm too slow. Normally these days I never take my own cup to the counter as I want to give others the opportunity to serve me. But this time I do, as it's cold out. She's preparing some stuff behind the counter with her back to me, I go over to her.
Her: (hears me set the cup down, turns, smiles at me)
Me: tell me about your tattoo
Her: (turns to show me, it's in handwriting down her arm and says "esto fortis")
Me: it's Latin?... something about strength?
Her: (super excited) you know Latin!
Me: ohh no not really
Her: "be strong"
Me: ohh great...(pause) are you strong? (reaches across the counter and squeezes her arm muscles)
Me: dear me (shakes my head in mock disappointment) I think you'd better lift some weights (mimes weight lifting)
Her: hahaha (absolutely loves it)
Me: Erica, you are very tall and gorgeous. You look great in a t-shirt!
Her: (loves it) thank you!
Me: I'll see you another day....bye! (I leave on a high point)
Obviously, I could've got her number and I may take a shot another time, but I just wanted to make her happy with no ulterior motive. Actually my phone is overflowing with numbers because I've been approaching constantly as I go about my business and having lots of fun and asking heaps of girls out.

Another one...I'm in a department store, girl walks in beside me in the store uniform... I turn to her
Me: hey there...you know where appliances are?
Her: oh yeah just through there
Me: thanks, you're just starting for the day?
Her: yeah
Me: long day ahead?
Her: uh huh...(she goes off to her section)
I wander around a bit, find what I'm looking for, talk to another woman in this section
Me: so is this the iron from this display?
Her: yeah
Me: it's the only travel iron you sell?
Her: yes blah blah
Me: so obviously it's what you recommend
Her: it's a great little iron (we've reached the counter, another dude starts to serve me)
Me: have you ever used a travel iron, do they work?
Her: yeah blah blah
Me: okay so I'm just gonna strip off and see if I can get these wrinkles out of my shirt (I point to around my stomach).... hahaha (I'm joking)
Them: (highly amused)
Me: (I chat a little longer and pay)... oh yeah I was after a blahblah where is that?
(they point me to the original girl's section)
So I find my friend who walked in with me
Me: hey, haven't seen you for ages!
Her: haha
Me: so I'm after a blahblah...(she helps me grab some stuff)...also some lotion bottles
Her: (indicates around the store, there's a shitload of lotion bottles)
(I go look at the lotion bottles and return to the counter)
Me: so you know when there's a herd of zebra? (pause... this gets her attention)
Her: ...?
Me: and the lion comes to attack them? (pause)
Her: ...?
Me: and there's so many zebra he can't choose one (pause)
Her: ....(comprehension dawns...the other sales girl is listening in fascination)
Me: and they all get away...(both sales girls start pissing themselves laughing, it's not that funny but it's actually my delivery...and my eyeliner maybe)
Me: well it's kind of like that with the lotion bottles
Them: haha
Me: seriously though I will have to think about my decoration scheme
Her: (smiles... starts wrapping my purchases)
Me: wow I'll have to give myself a present, they are so nicely wrapped...love your nails too, are they shellac, gel...?
Her: no I really did them myself
Me: no way!! (takes her hand, they are perfect, orangey and no brush marks at all)
Me: great job...I have so much trouble with black nailpolish
Her: yeah!!!... me too, just chips so easily etc
Me: takes ages to dry...
Her: yeah and working in this store is hell on your nails, gets so chipped all the time
Me: okay let's swap jobs then (I pause for a while...other salesgirl is listening in fascination)
Me: I'll work behind the counter (pause) you can prowl the store making women smile....(I can't help starting to giggle a bit here)
Them: hahahaha (they haven't had this much fun in ages)
Me: okay bye! (exit on a high point)
Again, didn't want to spoil it by asking for the number, other salesgirl was actually pretty hot but it didn't matter. This is actually what a typical day looks like for me atm. Oh, example from the other day...which was basically all nonverbal...met a cute little Chinese girl in the lift, must be new...she's not sure what floor to go to...studying her phone...I introduce myself, help her work things out, take her down to the basement...stop her halfway to the lecture theatre...
Me: (my hand is on her arm, I'm almost hugging her, very close in) what time is your class?
Her: (embarrassed) 5:30 (it's 5:45)
Me: ohh! (pretends to slap her...frowny face)
Her: (loves it)
Me: okay...you're here tomorrow?
Her: Wednesday
Me: ohh...I don't work Wednesday...okay same time next week
Her: okay
Me: (passes her my phone and she puts her number in...I haven't even asked her out, it's all nonverbal...I call her)
Later we text as follows:
Me: Aya...naughty new friend :) hope u didn't get put in the corner for being late ;) Raymond
Her: just finished my lecture :) thanks a lot ha ha, i had a good seat
Me: Bad girl! I know what u get up to in the back row while teacher is not looking ;) see me after class for a detention.
Hehe.

Ray
 
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