Friday Night
Straight chills all day. I played some ball, absolutely MURDERED my biceps and triceps and headed to the bar. All my fraternity dude's are dressed to kill, glad to see 'em kick it. Anyhoe, the bar is packed with hotties and I'm feeling loose like a goose. Just kickin back and chilling. Tonality's on point, feeling's on point, brews on deck.
However, this was one sorority and 3 other fraternities at the bar. Naturally the chicks gravitated towards the more popular guys and an approach would be out of line. Getting burned on these grounds can mean a lifetime of celibacy in college. Play your cards.
*Come to think of it, I've been super drunk for 5 days in a row. MOTHERFUCK!!!
Talked to this hottie next to me, she hooked, from Germany leaving soon. Got a bootycall, ditched her and went with my natural desires
Saturday Night
TOGA TOGA TOGA!!!!!
Togas & GoPro >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I'm going around this party with a fucking GoPro and bitches are just gravitating towards me. Like moths to the flame, or whatever the idiom is. I'm not an English major. ABSOLUTE MONEY. Got a bunch of numbers, remember this girl asking me 100 times to text her, she then texts me at 2AM.
lulz, sry gttng laid.
The funny part is the GoPro is another girl's I've hung out with before and I'm picking up and straight mackin hoe's with this thing. Literally recorded full interactions. When I watched some of the footage, there's a part where the conversation goes:
LOL @ SELF AMUSEMENT
Pretty awesome night, went to this chick's dorm room where she was chilling with 4 of her friends. There's these weird dudesthere, lol. On my way up the elevator there are these drunk dudes and we are all bullshitting and vibing and being loud as fuck and then the doors open and there's the girl and her friend waiting for me and they start yelling THREESOME THREESOME THREESOME HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
I luv collage
Sunday Night
Navy blazer, killer shoes, red power tie. Same old pimp, ain't nuthin change but my name.
We go to a sorority chapter and my buddy does most of the talking, the girlies are super excited. Gotta admire my best friend dawg. In front of 200 girls he tells them to take their phones out and write his number down. They eat that shit up. Gotta one-up him.
Won't stop getting attention all night, I'm in a killer mood, yelling, dancing, chugging and pounding brews. So many women, so many missed opportunities. GOTTA FUCKING KILL IT!!!! AAHHHH!!!! MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!
Straight chills all day. I played some ball, absolutely MURDERED my biceps and triceps and headed to the bar. All my fraternity dude's are dressed to kill, glad to see 'em kick it. Anyhoe, the bar is packed with hotties and I'm feeling loose like a goose. Just kickin back and chilling. Tonality's on point, feeling's on point, brews on deck.
However, this was one sorority and 3 other fraternities at the bar. Naturally the chicks gravitated towards the more popular guys and an approach would be out of line. Getting burned on these grounds can mean a lifetime of celibacy in college. Play your cards.
*Come to think of it, I've been super drunk for 5 days in a row. MOTHERFUCK!!!
Talked to this hottie next to me, she hooked, from Germany leaving soon. Got a bootycall, ditched her and went with my natural desires
Saturday Night
TOGA TOGA TOGA!!!!!
Togas & GoPro >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I'm going around this party with a fucking GoPro and bitches are just gravitating towards me. Like moths to the flame, or whatever the idiom is. I'm not an English major. ABSOLUTE MONEY. Got a bunch of numbers, remember this girl asking me 100 times to text her, she then texts me at 2AM.
lulz, sry gttng laid.
The funny part is the GoPro is another girl's I've hung out with before and I'm picking up and straight mackin hoe's with this thing. Literally recorded full interactions. When I watched some of the footage, there's a part where the conversation goes:
Me: [referring to another brother] He's an architecture major, he's going to be a fucking millionaire one day, isn't that sexy???
Her: Hahaha I'm an engineer major!!!
Me: Yo!!! Perfect match!
Her: Hahahaha Ok
Me: So what's your name???
Her: (can't remember)
Me: Sweet. I'll save it on my GoPro
Her: LOLOL *makes funny face at camera*
Me: *walks away into another group of girls, they swarm me
LOL @ SELF AMUSEMENT
Pretty awesome night, went to this chick's dorm room where she was chilling with 4 of her friends. There's these weird dudesthere, lol. On my way up the elevator there are these drunk dudes and we are all bullshitting and vibing and being loud as fuck and then the doors open and there's the girl and her friend waiting for me and they start yelling THREESOME THREESOME THREESOME HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
I luv collage
Sunday Night
Navy blazer, killer shoes, red power tie. Same old pimp, ain't nuthin change but my name.
We go to a sorority chapter and my buddy does most of the talking, the girlies are super excited. Gotta admire my best friend dawg. In front of 200 girls he tells them to take their phones out and write his number down. They eat that shit up. Gotta one-up him.
Won't stop getting attention all night, I'm in a killer mood, yelling, dancing, chugging and pounding brews. So many women, so many missed opportunities. GOTTA FUCKING KILL IT!!!! AAHHHH!!!! MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!
