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Lotus

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This right here is the pinnacle of my journey so far... so I'll get right into it.
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The meet

I was out with my buddy his GF, and my roommate and it was getting later in the night. I walk up to the bar to get a drink... and notice a cute girl to my left paying for her drinks.

I didn't remember exactly what I said until she told me last night but...she was taking forever to sign her check and i go

"what are you signing the declaration of independence." *in a very playful tone* (she told me the line was why she gave me her number)

She just looks and me goes back to signing... or so i thought and as she walks away hands me a piece of her receipt containing her phone number. I didn't expect much but followed up anyway.

The Icebreaker

" Me:Hey XXX, this is Brum or you can just call me the guy you gave your number to on a reciept
Her: Haha I was wondering what you name was I couldn't tell by your signature.
Me: haha I love the fact that you tried rather then just asked
Her: I love a good mystery
Me: Not knowing does up the anti. So how was your date?
Her: Haven't actually had one in a while actually I was out with work friends last night.
Me: sounds like a perfect time to have one then
Her: I could be into that

We set up a date for the following Sunday.

The day of I get a text...

"Her: So I just got called into work a private party tonight. Would you hate me if we have to reschedule? Maybe tomorrow night if you are free? at 8?
Me: No that's cool, I understand. Tomorrow at 8 works fine for me."

She was forgiven for the flake because of her recovery.

Monday Funday :)

We are to meet at my go to brewery, which is two blocks from my house and on the water. The weather was really nice so when I arrived 10 minutes early I posted up at an outside table.

She arrives in a cab and I give her a little one arm hug and head towards the door. Open the door with one hand guide her in with the other on the small of her back.

Sit down at the bar side by side. It's very dimly lit and pretty empty, but there is just enough music to drown the few voices there are.

Start with a little small talk and she is clearly nervous because she a) tells a series of embarrassing stories within 10 minutes b) cannot hold any eye contact yet c) continually flips her hair back(looks so sexy though)

The first story she told me was how she got wasted Saturday and then was so hungover Sunday that she threw up in the aquarium. OH MY.

We hit it off extremely well and I gradually increase the kino throughout until we are sitting shoulder to shoulder engaging in animated story telling. She is a wild one.

For a little bit i was concerned because she told me she was worried I was going to be a serial killer and dropped her pin to her sister. Serial killers don't talk about being serial killers so I made sure to tease her for it.

After about an hour and a half she gets up to go to the bathroom and I get the check and pay. Based on yesterday's post i decided to make no mention of the bill.

As we are walking out of the bar.

Her: Okay lets call me a cab
Me: No, It's nice out let's go for a walk on the water

Intermediate location :). learned that one yesterday in the ONS blog post.

We walk for about 5- 10 minutes until I find a pretty secluded area where we find chairs to pull out and sit on the water. It is beautiful out and the harbor looks so peaceful. It's amazing to be able to find places like this in the middle of the city. I know she feels the same because she says

"I'm really glad I decide to give you my number" :)

Within 10 minutes I put my right hand on her leg(she is on my left). This forces our bodies to face each other more enabling a smooth transition into a kiss. She melts into and her breathing picks up quickly. I kiss her neck and she shifts gears another notch. After a couple minutes I stand her up and pull her to the wall (about half height) and sit her out it. Now we are completely out of sight and I ramp things up even more. Start rubbing the outside of her pants. Lots of LMR at this point and she only briefly lets my hand go down her pants.

Me: I want to fuck you so bad
Her: omg I know
more make out. more rubbing.

Her: we can't do this right here.
Me: lets go back to my place
Her: No i can't yet. Next time.
Me: You know you want to.
Her: I do but I can't

I persist a little more and get her turned around ass in my crotch to easier access her pants. I get the button undone and she stops me again.

Each time she resists I stop kissing and let her chase for kisses but tease her. Eventually I'm making no progress and just stop and say lets go.

As we walk back she is intent on catch a cab. To bad it's 11 on a Monday and there are no cabs!!! ;).

Me: Lets go back to my place and you can call an Uber from there.
Her: If we go back to your place I won't be able to stop myself

Every couple blocks she stops to look for a cab but, bummer no cabs in sight. Darnit!

We make it back to my place and she comment on how nice it is. Pulls out her phone and begins to call an Uber. I stand behind her.. hands on her hips and start kissing her neck.

She turns around and starts at it again. I push her onto the couch and it's pretty much a done deal.

While we are making out on the couch the Uber drive calls. it gets ignored.

I pick her up, carry her to my room, plop her on the bed.

We never even get all her cloths off. When it's finished her pants are on one leg and her shirt and bra are around her stomach.

I immediately get a , "that was incredible, we need to do this again ;)"

Everything just worked out so smoothly. My pregame mindset of, "I'm going to fuck this broad" worked, but I'm still amazed. I feel so bad ass right now. I took the morning off work to sleep in and write this, because, why not.



On a side note. I'm so glad I bought lube, it makes everything better. When I re-lubed us up at midpoint she made a very audible gasp..... and within 4 hours of facetime I stuck my finger up her ass. Whoops!

-brum
 

Sam

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Brum,

Great LR!
One question: for how long did you have sex with the girl before she reached her orgasm?
 

Grand Pooba

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brum said:
I didn't remember exactly what I said until she told me last night but...she was taking forever to sign her check and i go

"what are you signing the declaration of independence." *in a very playful tone* (she told me the line was why she gave me her number)

Haha what a great situational opener. Brilliant, I must say.
 

Lotus

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Sam said:
Brum,

Great LR!
One question: for how long did you have sex with the girl before she reached her orgasm?

Thanks!

Honestly, I have no idea if/when. I have been focusing on upping my endurance while trying to stay "in the moment" so I haven't paid as much attention as I could. I'm hesitant to ask as well because I think that would lower my lover value and show a lack of self-confidence.

radeng said:
Hey Brum,

Great Lay!! Really solid everything here. Good smoothness with everything, sounds like you found a really fun loving girl.

"what are you signing the declaration of independence."
love it. consider your opener here stolen!

Just a note on moving from bar to water, I just wanted to point out that since you are already on a date with this girl, the date IS the intermediate location. Usually, if you have good deep diving and fundamentals the transition to your place can be pretty smooth without anything else. With that being said, if theres a "no" on the invite home, having that intermediate place right there seems really golden! This girl sounded like she was pretty much going to go along with whatever you suggested.

Also note that escalating away from your house is a bit risky for some girls because then she KNOWS the invite home is for sex and if she wasn't 100% sold on you yet, shell have to pretty much make up her mind to have sex with you then and there. If you wait til you get her home for some reason besides sex, you'll get more FaceTime and be in a more comfortable escalation spot for her. I used to wonder why girls would never go home with me after hardcore make outs on dates, until I stopped hardcore making out with them until I got back to my place and my close ratio went way up. Just my experience.

Anyway, sounds like you had a great date experience and from the light conversation and nerves, she's probably never been swept off her feet by such a charming player before ;)! Good shit man!

haha thanks man!

Hmm didn't know the date itself is considered intermediate location. Does that change if I have spoken to her less then 2 minutes previously?

I tried to set something up on the date with movie, nextflix, wine... but nothing that I really thought she would bite on and I actually wanted to fuck her out on the dock under the moon... that would have been beyond hot.

Grand Pooba said:
brum said:
I didn't remember exactly what I said until she told me last night but...she was taking forever to sign her check and i go

"what are you signing the declaration of independence." *in a very playful tone* (she told me the line was why she gave me her number)

Haha what a great situational opener. Brilliant, I must say.

Thank you :) I have got to say thinking about them never works, it's so much better then it just flies out and you think.. what the hell was that
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

Lotus

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I guess I didn't fully understand the intermediate location aspect, thanks for the clarification.

Certainly if you just want to fuck them outside for fun haha please do it, can't wait to read the report about it!

definitely a goal of mine now, along with laying a girl on my roof :)

I just wanted to make the point that you could have probably moved faster here if wanted, sounded like she really liked you.

Agreed, I do have another one tonight at the same location, be looking for another report!
 
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