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Dylweed

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3 and a half months ago my 20 yr old gf of 5 months dumped me out of nowhere when a guy she hooked up with one time before she met me messaged her. She was always the one more invested in the relationship until that day. After she told me the guy she dumped me for was too busy for the next few months to see her and she told me she had two one night stands from tinder. She also kept begging for me back only to change her mind if i actually went for it. Also told me she was suicidal and that she thought she'd never be as happy as she was with me only to keep turning me down. Then later she told me she was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder when she was 15.

Today i got a text from her
Her: Thought you should know, nothing fucking worked out in any aspect. Nothing was worth it.
Me: Oh dang, not surprised
Her: Jesus christ does no one have fucking compassion in this world?
Me: No I just knew if that dude was "too busy" months ago that it wasn't gonna work
Her: Yeah okay
Me: Why are you telling me this?
Her: I don't know. Because I'm stupid
Me: Lol youre not stupid (me trying to be nice)
Her: Ha sure. Because texting my ex, binging on chips and chocolate, over excercising daily, and just plain being an awful, depressed person isn't stupid.
Me: Dang Sarah thats too bad but things will be better
Her: I know you don't actually care and dont want to talk to me so you dont have to keep responding
Me: Ignoring is rude lol
Her: Yeah but that text confirms that you dont car. So bye.
Me: No I do care
Me: So being over 3 months later now, can u summarize why you dumped me?
Her: Because i thought shawn would be a better fit. Also I'm a fucking stupid dick wad so there's that
Me: Why was he not?
Her: He doesn't care if he can see me or not. He's not accepting of my mental illnesses. He just plain doesn't fucking care.
(This is where i got pissed again because it reminded me she likes him more than me)
Me: Whats your mental illness?
Her: I don't fucking know
Me: Well I'm not surprised, I felt like i did you a huge favor by dropping other girls for you, good luck finding another guy with options who will drop them all for you
Her: So everything you did was a fucking favor? Not something you wanted to do? But a favor?
(I honestly at times felt i was settling)
Me: Well it was more than a favor, I obviously liked it
Her: Everyone acts like theyve done me a huge favor and i owe them something (I was thinking cuz she's crazy but sent this)
Me: Well I am a young guy and i gave u me all to yourself so i did do u a favor, and it surprisingly backfired. So am i narcissistic to think youll never find a better guy who will commit to you?
Her: Yes
Me: Lol well i think you did me a favor, so thank you, i fucked the hottest girl of my life since u dumped me (true story, girl was so hot)
Her: What a fucking asshole to tell me that
Me: No compassion? I thought you'd be happy for me
Her: You have some serious fucking issues if you think its okay to tell anyone that, let alone your ex who you know has body image issues. What the fuck is wrong with you that would make you say that
Her: What the actual fuck is your problem? Are you trying to hurt me
Me: My bad, I mean if u wouldn't have dumped me it wouldn't have happened
Her: Well good for you then. At least one of us is fucking happy
Her: Are you trying to make me feel guilty for dumping you or are you just rubbing it in my face
(I was like both lol)
Me: I guess i was just sharing my excitement
Her: So rubbing it in my face. I dump you and you fuck the hottest girl and i get screwed over. Its so lovely that you care enough to share your wonderful news While im laying her bawling my fucking eyes out.
Her: You know, in the past year, I've been sexually assaulted, left by the same guy twice because I expressed my feelings, and harassed by multiple men because one duche bag put my phone number on the internet. And you get to fuck the hottest girl youve ever fucked. So good for fucking you. I'm glad your life is so goddamn perfect. Thank you so much for telling about you wonderful life and making me feel even more like shit.
Me: No problem

Her: You fuck wad
Her: It's crazy how you can think you loved someone and then they turn on you in a time of need
Me: You didn't love me
Her: How can you say that
Me: Cuz actions speak louder than words
Her: Then you clearly didn't love me either
Me: You aint making no sense, u broke up with me
Her: I didn't want to hurt you more than I had to
Me: Yeah youre making no sense, yeah people always dump the person theyre in love with for someone else
Her: Maybe my mind is fucked up and I'm sorry you don't understand my reasoning
Me: Yeah you have no reasoning, it makes no sense and you know it
Her: It makes sense in my head ok? Can u please just accept that?
Me: No, people don't dump someone else theyre in love with for someone else and thats a fact
Her: Dylan, you and I have never had the same goals in life. It simply wasn't going to work no matter how much I loved you.
Me: Again youre making no sense, you just said it was cuz your mind was fucked up, now it was cuz our goals were different, earlier it was cuz shawn was a better fit
Her: It's all those reasons

This is where i changed the subject to her recent visits to see if she still has bpd. Then i asked her to delete the website she made for me and i showed her my new one and i thought we were going to stop talking until 1 hr later she texted me again

Her: I am so fucking disgusted that you told me about that "hot" girl. I started to miss you for a minute until I remembered that and its just so disgusting to me.
Me: Well good for you to be disgusted then cuz obviously I'm not good for you
Her: Now youre angry?
Me: Who said i was mad?
Her: It sounded like it
Me: I was saying its a good thing youre disgusted
Her: Why
Me: It'd be fucked up if you missed me and wanted me back, cuz you just said our goals dont match or whatever the reasons you dumped me for were
Her: That doesn't explain why its good that I'm disgusted
Me: It'll help you from missing me, thats a good thing
Her: I just can't believe you'd tell me that shit. 1. You know I have issues regarding sexual thoughts so this is literally the worst thing because i keep picturing it and 2. You know I have low self esteem so just telling me that you slept with the hottest girl youve been with makes me feel incredibly ugly and incompetent like I was never pretty enough for you
Me: You dumped me, not the other way around
Her: Doesn't matter. What gives you the idea that its ok to tell me things like that?
Me I think its funny that you care, if u didn't wanna hear that u shouldn't have dumped me
Her: Its funny that I care that you, someone i loved, would tell me that you fucked someone who is hotter than me? Why would I not care? Why would you tell me.
Me: Well i guess you shouldn't have dumped me, I wouldn't have cheated on you and it wouldn't have happened
Her: You cheated on me?
Her: Answer me please. Did you cheat on me?
Me: No Sarah
Her: Then why did you say "I wouldn't have cheated on u"
Me: I was saying i never would have so if u didn't dump i never would have been able to sleep with her
Her: Oh I see
Her: By the way youre talking, it sounds like you miss me.
Me: Youre funny
Her: K fuck off. Bye.
Me: Why would i miss u? Cuz id be wanna date you again?
(1 hr later)
Me: In all seriousness I did really like what we had but now its over and thats cool, i felt bitter at times cuz i hate being rejected but we'll both find something better someday, and we can cherish what we had, it was cool, youre the first girl i ever fell in love with and we can stay in contact, you don't hate me do you?

No response from her, shes probly sleeping but she still might not respond, which is completely fine if so.

And thats the end, is this hilarious to you guys as well? Part of it is kinda fucked up, like i got nasty, but in a sick way it felt good as hell to get revenge on her. She fucking made me so sick and disgusted having her dump me out of nowhere when she always told me how great i was and then hearing she had two one night stands within only a month of dumping me even though she wouldn't fuck me till the third date and said she never had a one night stand before. And her then playing games with me by going hot and cold constantly after she dumped me. So haha yeah it

felt good. Maybe some other guys who are bitter about their ex will enjoy this.
 
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