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So on Saturday I got 10 instagram follows and a SNL. Crazy, because Halloween had never been a good night for me. I did have SNLs going to clubs before, but in cars, etc. Not at home. So this is new for me.
A few days ago I posted that I would host a pre-party at home with a girl I kissed, a girl I fucked and a couple of friends and then we’d go to this big party. Well the party was banned by the government (they asked for money etc) and the girls who wanted to go to that party ended up flaking on me.
So I had no party, no pre-party, nothing. All my PR friends told me that there were no more tickets available (not even paying) and I had already bought my costume, which was only good for this year. But luckily, thanks to being sociable, I texted a friend (who I met at a party) and he got us into the VIP list of the best club in my city. Crazy.
I dressed up as Dibu Martinez, a goalkeeper who became famous because he saved Argentina in a penalty shootout a few months ago. This guy is the KING of frame control, he won the shootout by getting the penalty takers into his frame, just by talking to them. Watch this.
All the openers I used that night can be seen in that video lol.
My friend met his girlfriend inside (let’s call her Anna), and he didn’t like that she was really drunk. They endes up breaking up that night lol
Anyway my report:
Girl 1: this was the first girl I opened. She was friends with Anna, so when they started talking I told her “I know you” (just the same as the goalkeeper said). Of course she didn’t catch the reference but she was holding a glass with pure jagermeister, which I asked for and promised to come back with red bull, so we can mix it and share it (I took the glass and never came back lol). During the interaction her friend was looking at me with devil eyes.
Anyway after that I was alone in the club just mingling because my friend was arguing with his now-ex-girlfriend while she was in the toilet throwing up.
Girl 2: this was girl 1’s friend and the one I ended up fucking. I saw her again on her way to the toilet, I said the same “I know you” she seemed interested as well (but her friend left). I said “yeah play the fool, I know you”. She was laughing but still didn’t catch it, I asked her ñyou aren’t a football fan, are you? (i know, LAME but I was flowing) that’s what Martinez says..”.
I was a goalkeeper so I had gloves and I asked her for “help”. “I have gloves so I can’t use my phone, could you help me? press here on the search tab.. and type your instagram there..” (compliance check!). Still the interaction wasn’t really smooth. Later, I did the same routine to other girls and it was smoother.
After that she went to the toilet because she realized her friend had left long before.
Girl 3: I don’t know how I bumped into her, I played the same interaction, but she actually was a football fan; told me about her club, I did the “gloves routine” and got her to follow me (I’m verified on instagram so that’s a top DHV) really good non-verbals, but I said “I’ll eat you” (just like the goalie lol) and she said “not here”. After that, I left and said “ok later at the after party” and when I looked at her instagram she actually had a boyfriend. Wtf lol she seemed kinda hooked though, it doesn’t make sense
Girl 4: Another football fan, almost the same as girl 3 but she didn’t have a boyfriend. I actually went for the kiss with this one and the same happened, not here. We almost met at an after party but I had better plans
Girl 5: omg this girl got really hooked and.. when I looked at her instagram I noticed she also has a boyfriend lol.. I did the Dibu Martinez routine: “I know you..” “oh really???” “yeah play the fool..” “no you don’t know me!” “you’re nervous.. play the fool” “haha for real!” “you don’t like football do you? listen i need your help, so I have gloves and can’t use my phone..” she said she would meet me to go to an after party. She saw people asking me for photos on my way out of the club (I’m kinda famous in my city) and started asking me questions, really interested. But her friends said my house was too far away. We set up a date for the following day via text, but I flaked because I hadn’t slept for 40 hours. She left me on read (ouch) but anyway she has a boyfriend.. that’s crazy
Girl 6: she opened me, said she liked my costume and asked me for a photo, didn’t like her very much but I said “post it and tag me, my instagram is @gaturro” and she did lol so i got her instagram from there..
Girl 7: 2-set outside in the smoking area, i mentioned something about my friend breaking up, asked for their opinion, my objective was busy with her phone.. and her friend was ugly. well, good luck
Girl 8: she said she liked my costume when I passed next to her, I did the gloves routine, she laughed and said to her friend “lol he earned it” they weren’t much interested though, she’s older than me and not my type so i don’t care
Girl 9: I actually opened this girl 4-5 nights before, when i heard her talking on the phone to her friend saying she wanted to go to a club but couldn’t go.. “hey i have a friend who can let you in.. give me your instagram..” my friend didn’t get her in but i’ll probably see her soon because she seems interested
Now to the lay report:
remember girl 2, who was with her friend on their way to the toilet.. well it seems that she never found her friend, or she lost her again, i don’t know. She said she lost her friend and I said “but you found me..” anyway i didn’t wanna talk so i said let’s go find your friend, she grabbed my hand (lol @ her trying to grab me with my gloves on) it was funny we walked a lot, went to a super-vip area (the bouncer let me pass because i was with her lol) and ended up grinding with her against the iron railing of the vip.. i joked about it being like the titanic scene..
we ran into girl 3, i introduced them to each other and told her “here, i got you a new friend” but then she kept looking
we part ways and girl 2 immediately started talking to a guy really close to him.. i left and 20 seconds later I FOUND HER FRIEND.. (her friend didn’t even care that girl 2 was looking for her). So I went back to where girl 2 was and she was still talking to this guy, so I did a bold move.. I grabbed her hand firmly, told her “I found your friend, come here” and started walking without letting her hand go.. the guy couldn’t believe it hahaha but when we arrived her friend wasn’t there anymore. I said she was, she believed me, but we never found her friend again so I left her
after the night ended, i was in my car going to my grandma’s home when girl 2 followed me. she was already at home and our texts were like this:
gaturro: hi, wanna go to the after party?
girl2: where?
gaturro: where are you? i’ll give you a ride
girl2: i’m at home at *25 min away from my home*
gaturro: i’ll be there in 15 minutes
girl2: but is there any people?
gaturro: i live with a friend, but i want an after party with you
girl2: hahahah
girl2: i don’t even know youu it doesn’t work like that!!
gaturro: what do you mean? we were holding hands all the night
gaturro: i’ll give you a ride so we can know each other better
girl2: knowing someone is something else, i don’t want a one-night-after
gaturro: chill
gaturro: it’s daytime already
gaturro: we can just have breakfast and talk, that’s it
gaturro: nothing must happen lol
girl2: i can do breakfast yes
gaturro: i’ll be there in 5, give me your address
girl2: hold on i’m waiting for a friend to come home, she’ll sleep here
gaturro: ok i’ll buy something for breakfast then, what do you like?
girl 2: hahah whatever you want, have you got an iphone charger?
gaturro: yes, meanwhile send me your address
girl2: hahaha i’m tired
gaturro: noo i bought breakfast, at least let’s eat in the car
girl2: hahahah
girl2: i’m sleepyyy
gaturro: alright
gaturro: i bought you breakfast
gaturro: and you say that
gaturro: i’m blocking you
girl2 (sends sexy pic in bes)
girl2: i love breakfast
girl2: can do, but i’m sleepyy
gaturro: ok, send address
girl (send another pic, i think in bed too)
gaturro: maybe i can go upstairs
girl2: you can but don’t mix things
girl2: normal breakfast as friends
gaturro: who do you think i am?
gaturro: just to get to know each other
gaturro: i’m an angel
girl2: hahah i’ll go downstairs
She was wearing a hoodie on top of her slutty costume, she got into the car and said hello with a kiss on my lips. I had bought 3 ferrero rocher and a can of monster, so i gave her some monster (so she didn’t fall asleep) and started driving home. She never mentioned anything about it until 10 minutes later but it was already too late > in the car we talked about our night, she said that we were only having breakfast and I said that yes, that I would never want a girl to do what she doesn’t want, because what turns me on the most is when I feel desired, when I look at a girl in the eyes and she looks at me like she wants it (I looked at her eyes for a second, yes, even while driving). Even during sex, I like it the most when she’s enjoying it. Then we kept talking about the night until we arrived home.
At home she said she wanted to take a nap and I said it was ok. She said just sleeping, i said i would sleep with her. I went for a kiss but she refused so I said “alright i’ll have a nap with you” and started cuddling her. I started joking about her getting dirty with the iron railing of the vip, her legs where dirty all up to her ass. So I started touching her there. She wouldn’t let me touch her pussy, only above her panties. I started cuddling her and moving a bit and I could feel she liked it. She still didn’t want to kiss me. Then I was laying on the bed, grabbed her and started grinding with her on top while touching her a bit. She let me touch her pussy there but my dick got so hard of so much grinding. I started fingering her and she started moaning so I said to her “I want to fuck you so bad” and she was holding me like she didn’t want me to move but she finally said “come on fuck me”. I put her doggystyle and omg her ass was great.. and her pussy was so tight.. I almost came immediately, lasted 1 minute so thank you grinding and nofap!! but I think she’d come with my fingers before. I also fucked her a little bit after cumming, it felt nice
Then she didn’t sleep much and 15 minutes later said ok let’s go home
It was funny because I never kissed her during the whole sex, she wanted to fuck but not to kiss. Bad breath? feeling guilty? or what else could it be? I did kiss her neck
On the ride to her house I said (being completely calm about it) “sorry if breakfast didn’t last a lot, i hadn’t had breakfast in some time so that’s why”
she kinda understood; but maybe i could have said something better.
anyway she forgot a cap so i have to give it back to her
the end
A few days ago I posted that I would host a pre-party at home with a girl I kissed, a girl I fucked and a couple of friends and then we’d go to this big party. Well the party was banned by the government (they asked for money etc) and the girls who wanted to go to that party ended up flaking on me.
So I had no party, no pre-party, nothing. All my PR friends told me that there were no more tickets available (not even paying) and I had already bought my costume, which was only good for this year. But luckily, thanks to being sociable, I texted a friend (who I met at a party) and he got us into the VIP list of the best club in my city. Crazy.
I dressed up as Dibu Martinez, a goalkeeper who became famous because he saved Argentina in a penalty shootout a few months ago. This guy is the KING of frame control, he won the shootout by getting the penalty takers into his frame, just by talking to them. Watch this.
All the openers I used that night can be seen in that video lol.
My friend met his girlfriend inside (let’s call her Anna), and he didn’t like that she was really drunk. They endes up breaking up that night lol
Anyway my report:
Girl 1: this was the first girl I opened. She was friends with Anna, so when they started talking I told her “I know you” (just the same as the goalkeeper said). Of course she didn’t catch the reference but she was holding a glass with pure jagermeister, which I asked for and promised to come back with red bull, so we can mix it and share it (I took the glass and never came back lol). During the interaction her friend was looking at me with devil eyes.
Anyway after that I was alone in the club just mingling because my friend was arguing with his now-ex-girlfriend while she was in the toilet throwing up.
Girl 2: this was girl 1’s friend and the one I ended up fucking. I saw her again on her way to the toilet, I said the same “I know you” she seemed interested as well (but her friend left). I said “yeah play the fool, I know you”. She was laughing but still didn’t catch it, I asked her ñyou aren’t a football fan, are you? (i know, LAME but I was flowing) that’s what Martinez says..”.
I was a goalkeeper so I had gloves and I asked her for “help”. “I have gloves so I can’t use my phone, could you help me? press here on the search tab.. and type your instagram there..” (compliance check!). Still the interaction wasn’t really smooth. Later, I did the same routine to other girls and it was smoother.
After that she went to the toilet because she realized her friend had left long before.
Girl 3: I don’t know how I bumped into her, I played the same interaction, but she actually was a football fan; told me about her club, I did the “gloves routine” and got her to follow me (I’m verified on instagram so that’s a top DHV) really good non-verbals, but I said “I’ll eat you” (just like the goalie lol) and she said “not here”. After that, I left and said “ok later at the after party” and when I looked at her instagram she actually had a boyfriend. Wtf lol she seemed kinda hooked though, it doesn’t make sense
Girl 4: Another football fan, almost the same as girl 3 but she didn’t have a boyfriend. I actually went for the kiss with this one and the same happened, not here. We almost met at an after party but I had better plans
Girl 5: omg this girl got really hooked and.. when I looked at her instagram I noticed she also has a boyfriend lol.. I did the Dibu Martinez routine: “I know you..” “oh really???” “yeah play the fool..” “no you don’t know me!” “you’re nervous.. play the fool” “haha for real!” “you don’t like football do you? listen i need your help, so I have gloves and can’t use my phone..” she said she would meet me to go to an after party. She saw people asking me for photos on my way out of the club (I’m kinda famous in my city) and started asking me questions, really interested. But her friends said my house was too far away. We set up a date for the following day via text, but I flaked because I hadn’t slept for 40 hours. She left me on read (ouch) but anyway she has a boyfriend.. that’s crazy
Girl 6: she opened me, said she liked my costume and asked me for a photo, didn’t like her very much but I said “post it and tag me, my instagram is @gaturro” and she did lol so i got her instagram from there..
Girl 7: 2-set outside in the smoking area, i mentioned something about my friend breaking up, asked for their opinion, my objective was busy with her phone.. and her friend was ugly. well, good luck
Girl 8: she said she liked my costume when I passed next to her, I did the gloves routine, she laughed and said to her friend “lol he earned it” they weren’t much interested though, she’s older than me and not my type so i don’t care
Girl 9: I actually opened this girl 4-5 nights before, when i heard her talking on the phone to her friend saying she wanted to go to a club but couldn’t go.. “hey i have a friend who can let you in.. give me your instagram..” my friend didn’t get her in but i’ll probably see her soon because she seems interested
Now to the lay report:
remember girl 2, who was with her friend on their way to the toilet.. well it seems that she never found her friend, or she lost her again, i don’t know. She said she lost her friend and I said “but you found me..” anyway i didn’t wanna talk so i said let’s go find your friend, she grabbed my hand (lol @ her trying to grab me with my gloves on) it was funny we walked a lot, went to a super-vip area (the bouncer let me pass because i was with her lol) and ended up grinding with her against the iron railing of the vip.. i joked about it being like the titanic scene..
we ran into girl 3, i introduced them to each other and told her “here, i got you a new friend” but then she kept looking
we part ways and girl 2 immediately started talking to a guy really close to him.. i left and 20 seconds later I FOUND HER FRIEND.. (her friend didn’t even care that girl 2 was looking for her). So I went back to where girl 2 was and she was still talking to this guy, so I did a bold move.. I grabbed her hand firmly, told her “I found your friend, come here” and started walking without letting her hand go.. the guy couldn’t believe it hahaha but when we arrived her friend wasn’t there anymore. I said she was, she believed me, but we never found her friend again so I left her
after the night ended, i was in my car going to my grandma’s home when girl 2 followed me. she was already at home and our texts were like this:
gaturro: hi, wanna go to the after party?
girl2: where?
gaturro: where are you? i’ll give you a ride
girl2: i’m at home at *25 min away from my home*
gaturro: i’ll be there in 15 minutes
girl2: but is there any people?
gaturro: i live with a friend, but i want an after party with you
girl2: hahahah
girl2: i don’t even know youu it doesn’t work like that!!
gaturro: what do you mean? we were holding hands all the night
gaturro: i’ll give you a ride so we can know each other better
girl2: knowing someone is something else, i don’t want a one-night-after
gaturro: chill
gaturro: it’s daytime already
gaturro: we can just have breakfast and talk, that’s it
gaturro: nothing must happen lol
girl2: i can do breakfast yes
gaturro: i’ll be there in 5, give me your address
girl2: hold on i’m waiting for a friend to come home, she’ll sleep here
gaturro: ok i’ll buy something for breakfast then, what do you like?
girl 2: hahah whatever you want, have you got an iphone charger?
gaturro: yes, meanwhile send me your address
girl2: hahaha i’m tired
gaturro: noo i bought breakfast, at least let’s eat in the car
girl2: hahahah
girl2: i’m sleepyyy
gaturro: alright
gaturro: i bought you breakfast
gaturro: and you say that
gaturro: i’m blocking you
girl2 (sends sexy pic in bes)
girl2: i love breakfast
girl2: can do, but i’m sleepyy
gaturro: ok, send address
girl (send another pic, i think in bed too)
gaturro: maybe i can go upstairs
girl2: you can but don’t mix things
girl2: normal breakfast as friends
gaturro: who do you think i am?
gaturro: just to get to know each other
gaturro: i’m an angel
girl2: hahah i’ll go downstairs
She was wearing a hoodie on top of her slutty costume, she got into the car and said hello with a kiss on my lips. I had bought 3 ferrero rocher and a can of monster, so i gave her some monster (so she didn’t fall asleep) and started driving home. She never mentioned anything about it until 10 minutes later but it was already too late >
in the car we talked about our night, she said that we were only having breakfast and I said that yes, that I would never want a girl to do what she doesn’t want, because what turns me on the most is when I feel desired, when I look at a girl in the eyes and she looks at me like she wants it (I looked at her eyes for a second, yes, even while driving). Even during sex, I like it the most when she’s enjoying it. Then we kept talking about the night until we arrived home.At home she said she wanted to take a nap and I said it was ok. She said just sleeping, i said i would sleep with her. I went for a kiss but she refused so I said “alright i’ll have a nap with you” and started cuddling her. I started joking about her getting dirty with the iron railing of the vip, her legs where dirty all up to her ass. So I started touching her there. She wouldn’t let me touch her pussy, only above her panties. I started cuddling her and moving a bit and I could feel she liked it. She still didn’t want to kiss me. Then I was laying on the bed, grabbed her and started grinding with her on top while touching her a bit. She let me touch her pussy there but my dick got so hard of so much grinding. I started fingering her and she started moaning so I said to her “I want to fuck you so bad” and she was holding me like she didn’t want me to move but she finally said “come on fuck me”. I put her doggystyle and omg her ass was great.. and her pussy was so tight.. I almost came immediately, lasted 1 minute so thank you grinding and nofap!! but I think she’d come with my fingers before. I also fucked her a little bit after cumming, it felt nice
Then she didn’t sleep much and 15 minutes later said ok let’s go home
It was funny because I never kissed her during the whole sex, she wanted to fuck but not to kiss. Bad breath? feeling guilty? or what else could it be? I did kiss her neck
On the ride to her house I said (being completely calm about it) “sorry if breakfast didn’t last a lot, i hadn’t had breakfast in some time so that’s why”
she kinda understood; but maybe i could have said something better.
anyway she forgot a cap so i have to give it back to her
the end
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