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For those of you who have been keeping up with my journal, a former coworker of mines threw a party today and I was invited. I get a text saying how bad shit is at my last workplace and after a nice beautiful day today, which started with a royally botched approach, I went for a nice run. Luckily I stuck to my own promise to myself to not fap or watch any porn in the past 24 or so hours, decided after running to do push ups and take a cold fucking shower. Happened today, and due to napping, I am gonna be awake for a while, also kinda drunk too.

Background:

Quit an old job, now looking back at it, not the worst of workplaces. Great name to have on a resume, most people in the 23-27 age range, lots of wild times together, and I kinda took it for granted. Too busy being a bitch about what I missed out in college to enjoy the fun times I did have, well, it's time I had an epiphany there. I cried a bit in the shower thinking back to those good times I took for granted.

Heading there, is COVID slowly dying down in NYC?

I walked the city and noticed most people still wore masks, some did not give a fuck. The streets were more crowded than I ever knew them to be, it was something else entirely compared to a couple weeks ago. You felt a liveliness to the city that had just not been there before, something you would experience closer to a typical NYC summer than what had gone on recently. The weather was a perfect 70 degrees and you had people feeling more, well, at ease and in a party mood.

Arriving at the apartment, are they breaking the law?

For what Manhattan can afford, she must be making a fucking killing, her apartment made mines look like a dump. You can already tell from the outside looking in and the design that it has a nice view. I get let in from the front desk after they call her, I was a bit early, and I go to her apartment door. The door is open and there is this insanely hot blonde with an athletic body and short skinny guy with a hat moving beer cases, one tall brunette behind them.

Me: Cool let's get this party started
Blonde: You might wanna keep that down (loudly whispering)
Me: Uh why?
Brunette: Because watch the news dude! (rolling her eyes)

Well oh fuck.

So I get to the rooftop and carry a beer keg for the guy, these folks do not seem too welcoming of me but at the same time not that socially distanced.

So about that party.

More girls than guys and I know some of the dudes there were gay, lots of girls and a good number of them looked good. As for drinks? A lot, mainly whiteclaws and beers but people mixing drinks too. Damn, young people do not give a fuck.

I arrive at the rooftop and there are maybe like close to around 30 or so people there but they are spread out, the party seems less typical because someone decided not to play the loud music to draw attention but not really any masks either. I get hit on the chest by an old cowoker (CW1 is what I will call him). Typical dudebro type from Texas who moved here for a job, knew him for over a year and had a drink with him, lowkey Trump supporter with conservative views who keeps them on the downlow but we get along well. Tall, blond wavy hair, and built like a football player, prototypical Chad but in an LTR with a blonde bombshell who looks like Katie Cassidy lol.

CW1: So (nodding while holding a, you guessed it, Corona)
Me: Well
CW1: Well? You just popped out on us like that!
Me: Please you know how shit was
CW1: I am just fuckin with you
Me: Like always
CW1: Just like in Minnesota (long funny story you guys won't hear)
Me: I always wanted to get you back for that
CW1: Now you won't get to because you're gone!
Me: Working at (employer) for 2+ years
CW1: Annnnd he's gone (we both love south park lol)
Me: Yeah well, you gotta know when it's time right
CW1: Feel the same way, shit sucks since 2020, all the good leaders left
Me: You're saying that to make me feel better
CW1: Nah man, we laid off some people and everyone is running scared
Me: Damn dude
CW1: Yeah, I am about to leave soon too

So his girlfriend pops in, has that summer tan and glow going, I chat with the couple and show them my IG and his girlfriend follows me as well. I swear, after what this fucker did to me in Minnesota and the prank he pulled which made me look like a total dolt, I am itching to fuck his girlfriend to get him back :D

Then this other guy comes, it is this gay hipster and his buff black boyfriend, I'll call the gay hipster CW2. So he is one of those sassy gay dudes who knows how to shut people down, a sassy gay alpha male who loves to use sarcasm a lot. Me and him worked together for a year and he stuck up for me at times when a couple of coworkers tried to bully me.

Me: CW2!
CW2: (My name)
Me: Dude, how's it been?
CW2: How do you think?
Me: Well you tell me
CW2: No, you tell me
Me: You have such an ideal life, wouldn't trade it for the world (being sarcastic with a sarcastic guy)
CW2: Fuck you (hugs me tightly)

Then another voice intervenes, this alpha female at our workplace from Texas who loves to make fun of everyone but gets away with it because, well, she is likable. Let's call her CW3. CW3 looks a lot like pornstar Alison Tyler (google her if you are not on no fap), I would fuck the shit outta her if I felt that something was there but she is so damned hold and cold, a total alpha female too. So she was actually one of the first people I met on the job and the few remaining, was a total cunt to me at first but I got used to her.

CW3: So that's why he quit, come on (my name), we accept gays, you could have left the closet and still stayed! (cunt! But she is like that, and before someone makes a smartass comment, I am straight and it's not my last LR because of that)
CW2: He's not gay Lauren! Get in here!
CW3: Come here, I love em soft (hugs the two of us tightly)
Me: (kiss her on the cheeks, sniff her and grab her ass)
CW3: Alrighty cowboy, easy there!
Me: Oh wait, didn't you just say I was gay?
CW3: Smartass (shoves me)
Me: Damn
CW3: Social distancing!

CW1 is drunk out of his mind and making out hard with his blonde bombshell girlfriend, it's making me hard, like you could fap to this. A couple women looked on and well, one of them was hot while the other looked like Ralph's sister from Parks and Recreation.

So why was I here again?

Basically I talk to more coworkers but at this point, this makes the story even longer. They all want to quit and one is planning on putting in a two weeks this coming week, damn. Then finally, I see her, the girl who invited me here and the coworker in question. Half Hawaiin, half French, and closest lookalike is Skye from Agents of Shield (played by an actress named Chloe whatever). We make eye contact as I am sitting down, she comes towards me, and CW2 says to CW3 "you're gonna find out fast he's not gay". I get up and immediately talk to her, let's call her K, hair in a ponytail but borderline close to drunk.

Me: Thanks for the invite
K: Uh where have you been (hugging me tightly)
CW3: Getting close with CW2
K: (grabs me even more tightly and I squeeze her ass, we hold it for a few seconds)

She has that natural kind of sweet smell going for her, I am really aroused lol, I decide that given the tension, we may as well. CW3 and K at times butt heads, when K started, CW3 borderline picked on her but they kinda started to smooth things out but CW3 is just someone who loves to stir that pot.

CW3: So much for Christianity!
K: (looks annoyed)
Me: (whispering) Hey, let's go meet your other friends and let those troublemakers chill
K: Yup!

I go take her over but she is really close with me at this point, even, having her arms around me. We go to her roommate (the hot blonde from earlier) and her friend who is this even hotter redhead, damn Kim has some hot friends...........

K: Yeah this is (my name)
Me: Hi (plain dry tone)
Redhead: (My name) is a very excited guy (plain face)
Roommate: Yeah were you a cheerleader?
Me: Yeah captain of the squad
Redhead: Give me a HI! (loudly)
Me: Hi (plain dry tone)
Redhead: You're fun
Me: You're kind
Roommate: You're cool
Me: You're interesting
Redhead: She is! (smiles)
Me: So are you (meanwhile K has her arms around me and me around her waist)
Roommate: Well you and K are certainly not doing anything today (looking at K)
Me: Oh no, nothing at all
K: Nope, nothing at all
Me: We're barely touching each other
Redhead: Okay, there's no winning with you
Me: I lose easily
Redhead: Quit while you're ahead
Roommate: (laughs)
Me: (to K whispering) Your roommates are welcoming people
K: They're the nicest (whispering)
Me: But sarcasm aside, let's talk, just the two of us, somewhere quieter
K: Nah, let's stay here for a bit

Really? You know you want it you fucking cunt, cut the games!

Me: Well let's get another drink together at least, we need a refill
K: Yeah I do!
Me: Let's go

Along the way, I cannot believe how turned on I was by her. I mean she was wearing short shorts, a tanktop, and her silly Michigan tanktop. So I go and get drinks with her, both of us get a claw, and the party is dying down without question. I think at this point, it is almost reduced to half the size, cannot believe time flew by. I see almost a row of open couches on that rooftop, this lucky cunt.

Me: Let's have a seat
K: I am tired
Me: Oh you looked like you could do backflips all day
K: Cut it out (squeezing my shoulders hard)
Me: I so didn't feel that
K: Cut it out (squeezing even harder)

I wanted to squeeze that ass, I really did, but there were enough people around. We sit down at the couches and chat.

Me: How you holding up K?
K: Just fine (plain voice)
Me: Well damn, talk to me
K: You know Rohit, you are really something else
Me: I thought I was just something
K: (Splashes a bit of claw in my direction)

That is NOT K, she is usually more docile.

Me: So it took me leaving for you to roar, CW3 might shit herself
K: She can kill herself
Me: Whoa! Savage K!
K: You don't even know me that well
Me: I'd love to know you better (we both maintain eye contact, I don't break it, she does after like 5 seconds)
K: Do ya
Me: Yeah, I so came here for you
K: I invited you so that's that, uh huh, no sarcasm to fall back on!
Me: Yeah, got me in a checkmate
K: Oh what's that? You admitting you lost?
Me: You're so special K, come on, I can't even keep a distance in these times
K: Back off back off (laughing as I come over and we are on the same couch)

I sit with her on my lap, not giving a fuck about her friends and we chat a bit, my dick is pretty fucking hard, not even sure at this point what I said, I don't even remember. I do remember the vibes though, the weather was just perfect and it seemed like the prototypical Instagram party. Me and K take a selfie together and at one point, I had sniffed her neck and gently kissed it which made her laugh. So after that, something weird happens, remember the guy at the start of the story who was there when I had come to K's apartment with the blonde and the tall brunette with him? I'll call him Guy.

Guy: Hi guys, we gotta shut it down, apparently someone saw cops on the ground floor
Me: Who's the mole?
Guy: Maybe you, but you've got a heads up
K: Oh well, fuck
Me: K, let's get out of here
K: Yeah

I go to K to her apartment, we do not see her roommates or anything. Her apartment was fucking nice, wooden floors with granite counterparts nice which for Manhattan is luxury!

K: Wait you're staying
Me: Only if you are
K: I live her
Me: Cool, let's check it out
K: (smiles) Okay, K's MTV Cribs
Me: You're not old enough to remember that
K: I am
Me: Well give me the rundown
K: (enters apartment) Well here we have the living room
Me: Cool cool (hey, let's see the bedroom)
K: We have two actually
Me: Yours
K: (laughs and leans on me laughing)
Me: We can do your bitchy roommate's too
K: (laughs, she isn't too drunk, hopefully)
Me: Okay yours then
K: (grabs my hand)
Me: (whispering) You know why I want to see your bedroom
K: (gives me a seductive look)

We start making out and I shove the door before kicking it a bit to be shut. It's all dark in there, our lips locked. I start to pull her shorts down. My heart was beating fast, blood was fucking boiling, and I could feel my body pounding. At one point I was standing with her legs coiled around her, making out.

Me: I've been waiting a why for this
K: If the stories I heard are true
Me: Now you're a story
K: (softly punches me)

K's pussy, holy fucking landing strip, chick had a fuckin sharp. I was hard as fuck and I start eating her out, my dick keeps getting harder. Just squeezing on her ass as I ate her out had her moaning a bit too loudly than I am used to. I kept eating her out, good at it to this point, and she was clean as fuck there. Beat my tongue against her clit but learned that it is better to wet your finger and stick one in her ass, as soon as I did that the moans got louder and at some point her breaths were getting deeper. Felt her hands on the top of my fucking head, squeezing it hard, kinda hurt,

Me: K!
K: (biting her lips and keeping on squeezing)
Me: Bitch

I wrestle a bit with K and flip her face down, my head underneath her pussy now as she laying more prone, my legs hanging off the bed and touching the ground. I put a tight grip on her lower back and eat her out and her moans are more loud gasps. At some point, she lets out some loud slurs and her body violently gets off of me, she had an orgasm. I get naked and start taking her clothes off.

My dick is hard as a rock but I cannot go doggy like the old me could. Now I get up on the bed and lay down, K sucks my dick but we are in a 69 position. I ate her better than she sucked me which made her almost facesit on me while letting out a loud fucking moan and a deep breath.

K rides me raw for a couple minutes and I get her in a reverse cowgirl. I have not been this aroused for a while, think it's because we have had so much of a connection at work and I kinda always wanted to fuck her, not as much as some other chicks at the company but she was always that cute girl next door type you knew was a freak in the shack. I pound her a good deal while grabbing those legs, I have not felt like this in a while, it's raw too and she kisses me.

At one point, she kinda falls off of me and I am trying to move around with her naked. I suck on those soft cute shiny nipples as my dick runs inbetween her legs and then we spoon raw. Make out with her, going between kisses and sucking nipples. Maybe I last a minute, I am aroused but it's not the old me, maybe I need to listen to @Skills and get on that TRT ASAP! She still loved it and was moaning louder than usual. I couldn't last much longer, tell her I need to finish, and I cum on her mattress.....

K: Nasty fuck
Me: (kiss her and make out with her)

Naked naps!

Me and Kay nap nude, she lays on top of me and rests her head on my shoulder. We nap nude and after a couple hours, I am hard again. It ends in us making out for who knows how long, my body was fucking burning but her roommates turned the AC on. We wrestle around naked for a few seconds and then I get her prone, my favorite position, and I fuck her again. She probably moaned louder than at any other point and her roommate we heard talking had gone quiet, they heard us......

Weirdly enough, this repeat felt better than the first time, I was probably less nervous. K goes weird with her moans going from just moans to saying weird shit like "ah fuck man ah yes! Yeah baby yuh!" while groaning, that weirdness made her roommate and the friend go from convos you could hear to silence. I once again came on her sheets and K slapped me but I could tell she was borderline drunk. Our bodies are still covered in sweat and hot, she lays on me again as we chat.

Me: You okay?
K: Yeah
Me: Okay
K: You were always a mystery to me
Me: Really
K: Yeah really
Me: Why?
K: What they say about you
Me: What's that?
Her: They called you Rash Rohit
Me: Rash Rohit?
Her: They say you get around a lot on the weekends
Me: I go from place to place
Her: That's not what I meant smartass! (punches me)
Me: I am clean
Her: I miss you (head rests on shoulder and cries)
Me: I am always around
Her: It's not the same Rohit (cries a bit more)
Me: I am not a stranger

God I hope she is not a psycho or bipolar chick or whatever. We are laying around naked and she is crying, I kiss her and we lock lips, kind of start to cry myself. This shit is too emotional for me and I end up sucking on those nipples while kinda crying. The fuck Rohit, the fuck....So I lay there with her and we fuck again after an hour, this time we spoon.

Me: Come on girl come on, let it out! (she lets out a loud moan)

She coils her arm around mines and we make out a bit more but I am pounding her again, keeping a better tempo. I have not felt like this in a while, just the emotions, fuck man!

We fuck some more and this time she strokes me hard, getting cum on her hands and wiping with a nearby tissue. We nap for a couple hours, felt a connection and our hands were running over each other's body. I still had one up on her and I am not sure where she is at but we make out again, I have not felt like this in a long long time. Then it is almost like 8 or 9 or so. I finally decide it is time to leave and then as I am about to get up, she grabs me and I suck on her nipples again as she cries a bit. Tells me I don't need to be a stranger, I tell her neither does she, she cries and then smiles a bit.

I put on my clothes and the roommates are still there. I make eye contact with the redhead and the blonde, guess the cops never came.

Blonde: You two are a quiet bunch
Me: You two aren't (trying to mock them for going quiet)
Redhead: Bye stranger, we'll miss you
Me: I'll miss both of you two
K: Run Rohit Run!
Blonde: Listen to your future wife!
Me: (shake my head laughing)

I leave, there I am, and this lay report is long enough and also my last. Maybe not as exciting as others but I am not the guy I used to be a couple years ago. Eitherways, the best lay I have had in 2020. I'll be seeing K again without question and as risky as it seemed, I had to go for it, maybe it comes back to bite me but we'll see where it goes.

I do want to say, it was nice knowing all of you!
 
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Beam

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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All that tension over who knows how long getting out! Nice one man. But why is this going to be your last LR here? It wasn't too clear. Is it because you're planning on going exclusive with K?

Edit: Nevermind, saw your last post. I hope you reconsider and come back but if not, gonna miss your posts and LRs...
 
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greenleaf

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Nice job, super slayer! You'll be at 1000 lays before you know it!
 
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