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RDawg

Tribal Elder
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To begin, this lay happened back in late April and it was my quickest lay to date. Anyways, it was a Friday night, me and my buddy decided to go out but rather late. We show up to club XYZ at around 1:00AM. We entered the club, grabbed a drink and mingled around a bit. At one point, we were standing at the bar with our drinks and there was a girl standing at the end of the bar. She looked over at me and my buddy a few times. I could tell she was interested but wasn't sure if she wanted me or my buddy. Anyways, my buddy quickly approaches the girl and tries to pick her up. He ends up talking to her for about 10-15 minutes, number closes (he was very persistent my buddy) and tries to go for a kiss close but she's pulls back. My buddy persists again, and she pulls back again and eventually my buddy gets frustrated and leaves. The whole time my buddy was trying to pick her up, I was just standing at the bar, enjoying my drink and being aloof (the girl wasn't that interested in my buddy but it seems like she gave him a chance). The girl ends up coming up to the bar and stands next to me. And the conversation went something like this from what I remember:

Her: Your friend is way to cocky (laughing)
Me: I know. He can be (laughing)
Her: Ya, he kept trying to kiss me (laughing)
Me: (laughing)
Her: I didn't even want to talk to him.
Me: What you mean?
Her: I wanted to talk you.
Me: really? (laughing)
Her: Ya, what's your name?
Me: Rdawg
Her: I'm _____.
Me: Nice to meet you
Her: Nice to meet you too (silence here for a second)
Her: How old are you?
Me: 24 (I lied about my age, I was actually 20 at the time)(Sometimes I will lie about my age but I usually feel like I don't need to because I look like I am 5 years older than I actually am. Sometimes if I say my actual age, girls will be "ohh your to young for me or something", just a way of avoiding this statement).
Me: How old are you?
Her: 26 (my oldest lay yet)
(don't remember much of the conversation after this but we made some small talk for a few mins, did a little deep diving. I found she was a local actress/model. She was part Italian and part something else but I connected with her on being Italian and so on...) After a few mins of this.. she asked me if i wanted to dance.
Her: Do you want to dance
Me: Sure (we go dance and grind for a few mins, I ended up kissing her. And then after a few minutes of dancing, the club closed, so it was time to leave)
Her: ahh this sucks, the club closes so early. (it was just after 2AM)
Me: Ya I know (we begin walking towards the doors)
Her: what are you doing now?
Me: I'm not sure yet. (pause for a second). Take a cab home with me (It can be an obstacle taking girls home because I still live with my parents (and my mom get's super pissed) but I was kinda drunk, so I didn't care)
Her: Where do you live?
Me: I live _____, it's about 5-10 minutes away.
Her: Where's that?
Me: It's near the mall. Not far
Her: I live in ________ (she lived in a different town. prob about 20 minutes away from where I lived)
Me: Okay. Let's go. (I grabbed her, lead her out and we got a cab back to my house)

We get back to my place, and I bring her downstairs. She uses the washroom and I tell her to sit down on the couch. She sits and I grab her some of water. (she was pretty drunk). As I come back with the water, I give it to her and then I sit down next to her and I get a bit of LMR here.

Her: I don't know if I should be doing this.
Me: What do you mean?
Her: I have to get up for work in the morning (I have a photoshoot)
Me: I have to get up for work in the morning too. What time do you work at?
Her: 9:00 AM
Me: Oh that's not bad, I gotta get up at 8:00AM (I actually didn't work till 1PM)
Her: What time is it?
Me: It's just after 2 (it actually was like 3:30AM, didn't want to make it seem to late)
Her: I don't want to be tried for work tomorrow
Me: Listen, you'll get enough sleep for work. You'll get about 6 hours of sleep and then you can always take a nap when you get home. You'll be fine.
(Pause)

I grab her and start kissing her at this point and we get straight to it. Clothes are coming off and no more resistance. I quickly bang her, and then I get her a cab at around 5:30AM and send her home. Worst part was the next morning, my parents knew I had a girl over and my mom was ripping me the next morning lmao. My dad didn't say anything. And the best part was that I had bragging rights over my buddy. Told him the next morning what happened and he coudln't believe it haha. And this way my oldest lay to date, she was 26.

Also, after I banged her, I chatted with her for a bit and usually ill try to get girls to open up on certain things. Firstly, I found out she broke up with her boyfriend the night before and I guess I was that rebound guy ;). Secondly, I asked her what she liked about me. She told me she loved that I was very masculine and that I didn't look like a little boy (she said she doesn't understand why all younger girls go for guys that are skinny or look weak). She said she loved long hair and a bit of beard on a guy. Both of which I had. Also, she said I had a very sexy body once we started taking our clothes off. She was impressed lol. Anyways, my point is here I try to find out why the girl was attracted me and she basically opened up and told me. I like to take note of the things I do well.

Lastly, she texted me 2 nights later asking what I was doing that night. I didn't respond till the next morning because I was with a fuck buddy/girl I was seeing that night. Anyways, I basically cut her off after this. Didn't make it more than one night.
 

Mr.Rob

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Rdawg sup glad you posted another LR!

My gosh man you have the easiest lays ever... all you do is just exist and then throw out the suggestion to go home with you. If I were a sore loser I'd be jealous haha. I swear you must have really good fundamentals or natural vibe about you (or both) to have girls hook like your fishing with dynamite.

Are all your LR's as easy as the last 2 you posted. Then again from what it seems like is pimping hard most of the time but then there are those days where everythings aligned and then pimping is easy and you walk away wondering "why the fuck was I getting so in a jam the past couple of weeks going out, this is too easy" and then you go back out the next day and it's hard again.

Anyway keep it up Rdawg. (is your user name short for raw dawg? like fucking girls without protection? haha)

Keep it pimpin, pimpin

-Rob
 

RDawg

Tribal Elder
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Mr. Rob

First of all, I just fuckin died (Rdawg being short for rawdawg) haha! Never thought of it like that but Rdawg is actually short form for Remdawg. And as far as me using protection, I use it when I have it haha. If i don't, then I am going in raw lmao.

As far as my lays, to be honest with you all of them have been somewhat similar lol. This is the second time I have been able to take home/go home with a girl in the same night of meeting her (the other one, happened back when I was 19). I agree with you though about pimping be hard most of the time and then there are those days where everything is aligned. I believe I do have my fundamentals and vibe down because these girls wouldn't be approaching me and interacting with me the way they did if I didn't. I'm gonna post one more lay that I had and it's somewhat similar to my last 2 lays here lol.

Anyways, thanks for the support brother! Hope things are pimpin for you!

- Rdawg
 
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