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Sandman

Cro-Magnon Man
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Finally another lr lol. This week I had a date every single night (except for yesterday). All of them could have turned into a lr, none of them did.

I matched with this girl on tinder. She was a bit chubby. But her other qualities redeemed her. I really like marginal girls. You know, tattoos, piercin, red head. She had tatttoos (check), beautiful eyes, piercing on her nose(check), red hair (check). Her face was beautiful as well. If she lost weight she could be a 9 for me but right now she was 6.

I sent her a text: "Your piercing looks good on you". She said: "Thank you(rainbow emoji). I told her I pegged her as a led lights in a night kind of gal, not rainbows. Then I asked her what kind if music she listened to. She said she couldn't find those lights that's why she sent the rainbow emoji :D. After some more light banter she asked me for my number (weird? It happens some times). I said why not haha and gave her my number. [I find saying why not haha works wonders here because just giving her your number sometimes makes girls think you are easy, saying why not gives you a better frame].

She called me and we talked a bit. I asked her what she was up to. She was sleep deprived and and said she couldn't meet tonight. I told her let's meet up tomorrow as I'm gonna be busy at work for a while. She said yes.

We texted a bit. She asked me how old I was. I said 70 but I used a good skin cream (really love this routine haha). She said she was 71 and she bathed in blood once a month. I asked her if it was virgin blood. She said yes. I asked her how did she find so many virgins. She gave a lame answer like I can find it haha.

We met up today. She stays with her parents and lives really far away. She has to be at home 12 at most. We met up around 9. We had a dinner as both of us were hungry. We went to my usual pub.

She was okay with my touch from early on. I asked her what were her tattoos, their meaning and where they were. She told me and showed me where. One was on her collarbone. The other was between her breasts (just this ";" because she wrote poetry. The other beneat her boobs and two were on her sides. I touched all of them (here?, here as well? etc).

I deep dived her and she started to tell her life story without much prompting. She had two boyfriends. She had bad experiences. Her heart was broken ya da ya da. I saw some bitterness (I won't fall in love again) and after I related a bit I told her it was okay not looking for love at this period but her heart should be open because otherwise she would just poison herself.

She told me she had sex with 40+ men after she broke up with her first boyfriend (think her count is
muuch higher now). Weird haha. I didn't even paint myself as an open minded man at that point. Either she tells this to every guy or she could feel that I was openminded from my vibe.

I asked her what was her craziest sex story. She told me she went to a guy's house to have sex with two guys. But there were 4 guys in the house and all of them fucked her. She learned it after it was all over. She told me she didn't like it very much and she was pretty dry the whole time. She had sex on a car in a public parking lot (not inside on). She masturbated in the metro while two guys watched her (the guys followed her but she ran away). She fantasized with her ex that while they fucked everyone would watch them especially his parents. She fantasized that they would be forced to watch them (tied in a chair, their faces would be held immobile). So pretty crazy gal we're talking about here.

She had to go in less than an hour so I decided to fuck her in the car. She was going to meet up with her cousin. I told her let's go. She told me where? I simply told her we're gonna go the parking lot with a neutral face. Basically I told her I'm gonna fuck you. She said okay.

We went to the parking lot. I fucked her. It was very uncomfortable I hate car sex lol. I couldn't put on the condom properly I guess so when I pulled out I saw that there was no condom on my dick (shiiit). We dressed up. I tried to find the condom but couldn't (dad's car). It turned out to be in her pussy HAHAHA. It was very funny seeing her trying to get the condom out of her pussy. I did it for her.

Lol. It's good I already have an appointment with the dick doctor tomorrow. I already have something. I'll be glad if it's nothing serious. And I'll be fucked before I fuck a girl without a condom again. These girls be crazy as fuck^^
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

Eternity

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Good shit bruh. Check yo inbox
 

foggy

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mrre said:
We texted a bit. She asked me how old I was. I said 70 but I used a good skin cream (really love this routine haha).

This is golden. I started using this and it makes people crack up. Thanks
 

Eternity

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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If it was u who mssg me. Try resending it again. My inbox was full lol.
 

Eternity

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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U have Instagram? P.M me
 
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