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So on Wednesday I went out with my wingman to an Erasmus party. It was in a nightclub in the city center. There weren't a lot of people around. So we didn't stay too much and headed home after an hour or two of casual nightgame.
After we came home and I finished my nighttime routine I got in my bed and decided to swipe on Tinder. Interestingly enough, I matched with a 24 year old Latina looking girl. She was average looking, doable. So I texted her "Ciao! Not sleeping? (sleep emoji)". And she responded quickly with "Ciao!" and that was it.
So at first I though that was stupid. Then I realized she might not speak English (duhhh!). So I shot my trusty "Parla inglese?" only to find out she only speaks Italian and Spanish. Well . . . shit.
I continue the banter with the help of Google Translate. And from her questions (how tall are you, where do you live, I live in X, can you come) I very quickly understand that she is DTF. Holy shit. It's 4:30am, I'm in bed about to sleep. I have no fucking car. Bla bla bla. Stop making excuses, start fucking girls Alchemist.
I ask her to send me her number so we could talk on Whatsapp, I heard her voice although we could barely understand each other due to the language barrier. But that doesn't fucking matter, animals and specifically primates fuck fine without language. Just to confirm, I ask her to send me a selfie doing something funny as I didn't want to be catfished and waste my time and money.
Within 15 mins, I confirmed her location, found out she is a third wheel while her friends are having fun, that she's staying in a hotel 25 mins away from me by car, and she wants my kebab badly.
I quickly get dressed, use an app to rent car and start driving to her hotel. After I arrive, I meet with her and tell her to come with me to the city so we could "party". She says that we don't know each other that well yet and more importantly her friends don't trust me.
She invites me to her room. And I go in to see two naked people under the bed covers
Turns out it's her sister and her sister's boyfriend there. I introduce myself, and we communicate with my 15 word vocabulary in Spanish, Italian and my A1 French level, of course supplemented by Google Translate voice option. The sister tells me to book a room in the hotel if I want to spend time with my Latina. I tell her I have a running rental car that I can't park outside the city limits (which is true btw), so I have to go back to the city within an hour. I do understand her concern, I'm just a random guy who wants to take her sister away to the city, I could take her to a fucking ditch in a random forest.
But I make everyone laugh, tell them where I'm from, show them a photo of my little brother (EMOTIONS BEFORE LOGIC and then they warm up and realize I am probably not a rapist murderer. Then the sister tells my Latina, fine, you can go with him but you have to call me every 15 mins etc etc. I also gave her sister my phone number. After getting her blessings, we walk back to my car and I drive back to my house with the Latina.
She asks me a ton of questions on the way home and we communicate using her phone's translator function.
After we get inside my house, I put on bachata music and some wine. Turns out she's actually fucking good at dancing, who would've guessed. And I find out she's originally from Peru but came to live in Italy as a child.
We dance and drink for a bit. I get really sensual and use my leg to rub her pussy indirectly. This makes her very horny and we start kissing. As I'm really fucking tired, I propose to her that we take a quick nap. I know this won't defuse the tension or lower her buying temperature because a girl sleeping on your chest makes her open up to you surprisingly well. PLUS I can already feel she has some hesitations about going further than kissing so it's a win-win.
After what was probably 1.5 hours of sleeping, she takes my hand and puts it to her breasts. The rest followed very smoothly as you might imagine. And I clapped her cheeks after that.
Then we got up from bed, I made us some quick breakfast. After that I rented another car and dropped her off at her sister's house. I gave her one last kiss and she thanked me for such an amazing night. She was pretty sorry about her English skills though. I told her we could communicate just fine with our body language and then drove off into the sunrise.
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Sometimes you just have to take rapid decisive action. I actually did think of the possibility of this being a harmless catfish or worse, a modern mugging/carjacking trick. But what are the fucking chances. I texted my buddy the location of the hotel (he was asleep the whole time this took place, so at least they would find my body when he woke up xD) and asked her for a selfie before driving to her. All in all, it was a pretty wild experience.
After we came home and I finished my nighttime routine I got in my bed and decided to swipe on Tinder. Interestingly enough, I matched with a 24 year old Latina looking girl. She was average looking, doable. So I texted her "Ciao! Not sleeping? (sleep emoji)". And she responded quickly with "Ciao!" and that was it.
So at first I though that was stupid. Then I realized she might not speak English (duhhh!). So I shot my trusty "Parla inglese?" only to find out she only speaks Italian and Spanish. Well . . . shit.
I continue the banter with the help of Google Translate. And from her questions (how tall are you, where do you live, I live in X, can you come) I very quickly understand that she is DTF. Holy shit. It's 4:30am, I'm in bed about to sleep. I have no fucking car. Bla bla bla. Stop making excuses, start fucking girls Alchemist.
I ask her to send me her number so we could talk on Whatsapp, I heard her voice although we could barely understand each other due to the language barrier. But that doesn't fucking matter, animals and specifically primates fuck fine without language. Just to confirm, I ask her to send me a selfie doing something funny as I didn't want to be catfished and waste my time and money.
Within 15 mins, I confirmed her location, found out she is a third wheel while her friends are having fun, that she's staying in a hotel 25 mins away from me by car, and she wants my kebab badly.
I quickly get dressed, use an app to rent car and start driving to her hotel. After I arrive, I meet with her and tell her to come with me to the city so we could "party". She says that we don't know each other that well yet and more importantly her friends don't trust me.
She invites me to her room. And I go in to see two naked people under the bed covers
Turns out it's her sister and her sister's boyfriend there. I introduce myself, and we communicate with my 15 word vocabulary in Spanish, Italian and my A1 French level, of course supplemented by Google Translate voice option. The sister tells me to book a room in the hotel if I want to spend time with my Latina. I tell her I have a running rental car that I can't park outside the city limits (which is true btw), so I have to go back to the city within an hour. I do understand her concern, I'm just a random guy who wants to take her sister away to the city, I could take her to a fucking ditch in a random forest.But I make everyone laugh, tell them where I'm from, show them a photo of my little brother (EMOTIONS BEFORE LOGIC
and then they warm up and realize I am probably not a rapist murderer. Then the sister tells my Latina, fine, you can go with him but you have to call me every 15 mins etc etc. I also gave her sister my phone number. After getting her blessings, we walk back to my car and I drive back to my house with the Latina. She asks me a ton of questions on the way home and we communicate using her phone's translator function.
After we get inside my house, I put on bachata music and some wine. Turns out she's actually fucking good at dancing, who would've guessed. And I find out she's originally from Peru but came to live in Italy as a child.
We dance and drink for a bit. I get really sensual and use my leg to rub her pussy indirectly. This makes her very horny and we start kissing. As I'm really fucking tired, I propose to her that we take a quick nap. I know this won't defuse the tension or lower her buying temperature because a girl sleeping on your chest makes her open up to you surprisingly well. PLUS I can already feel she has some hesitations about going further than kissing so it's a win-win.
After what was probably 1.5 hours of sleeping, she takes my hand and puts it to her breasts. The rest followed very smoothly as you might imagine. And I clapped her cheeks after that.
Then we got up from bed, I made us some quick breakfast. After that I rented another car and dropped her off at her sister's house. I gave her one last kiss and she thanked me for such an amazing night. She was pretty sorry about her English skills though. I told her we could communicate just fine with our body language and then drove off into the sunrise.
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Sometimes you just have to take rapid decisive action. I actually did think of the possibility of this being a harmless catfish or worse, a modern mugging/carjacking trick. But what are the fucking chances. I texted my buddy the location of the hotel (he was asleep the whole time this took place, so at least they would find my body when he woke up xD) and asked her for a selfie before driving to her. All in all, it was a pretty wild experience.
