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Melbourne. The most beautiful city, girls and people from all backgrounds. It's a wonderful place to live, couldn't be happier here.
Summers coming to an end and I've been trying to approach as much as possible while the weather's still good. The only problem is that after having approached so many people over the years I'm tired of meeting so many boring guys/girls(no offence to them, I'm sure they're all lovely people, just some are really really boring lol) so now I don't approach as much as I used to. But alas, I've been heavy on the approaches because I don't want to go out much during winter, clubs are still good during winter but I prefer to stay home and watch breaking bad type shows or the football. A nice change of pace.
This is the first of 3? Lay reports, I genuinely can't remember the fourth one I've been approaching so much that all the girls are the same to me at the moment lol.
Outfit is black suit pants, crinkle white long sleeve, bracelet, necklace of the globe and bacardi sunglasses
The boys call me to hit up one of the hip hop clubs in town for a friend's birthday, say no more I'm there.
The girl I sleep with is cute and slim, she goes gym and used to play sports, now runs her own business and works all the time. We'll call her HB8. She came with a friend of hers who is dating someone I know, so she's thirdwheeling. The hip hop club isn't that good and I'm probably the only person having a good time so far, it's only like 12am. So I suggest to everyone that we go to one of three biggest clubs in the city, this place has 3 levels and hip hop music downstairs, I say that I know the girl at the door so We'll get in no problem. Everyone's down.
Introduce myself to HB8, the guy I know and his girlfriend very briefly. We walk over, I don't actually know the girl at the door, she just loves africans and always let's us is whenever we go here so I was never worried for a sec.
We spent the next 2 hours at this club and completely ignore HB8, this place is packed with beautiful girls and it'd be rude not to talk to them. I approach this one girl who turns out to be a milf, she's standing in the VIP section over the railing and I walk across the dancefloor straight to her
"I had to meet you" and im just staring at this girl. She's receptive and we talk for like 10 minutes, turns out she's actually 32 years old and has a couple of kids. She didn't look her age one bit, absolutely incredible. One thing she did tell me was to get myself a Greek girl, "they're loyal and will take such good care of you always, they'll cook for you and everything" She hangs around a lot of Greek people so of course she has that opinion. I said thanks for putting me on, smile and wish her a good night.
I see a girl in a blue dress who looks stunning. I walk up to this girl front on, give her a light tap on the elbow to get her attention and then say " WOW... you look absolutely amazing". Not really good protocol most of the time compliement openers, but for my they have such a high success rate that I don't really know what to say, if it works it works.(I end up sleeping with this girl a couple of weeks later, lay report will come up, this was like a 10 min conversation then I get her on insta after seeding a future date). Hate getting Insta's or even numbers in Clubs but this girl lives really far away so I wasnt too fussed/couldn't care less.
It's a good time at the club, dancing, chopping it up with the guys, I live for this. Then the guy I know who came with his girlfriend says that HB8 really likes african guys, holy shit IM AFRICAN I think to myself
He says would you be interested/what do you think of her, I say she's pretty cute, I mean why not bro, he tells me sweet ill try hook you up
After a little bit I start having conversation with her, obviously the guy I know is with his girlfriend so he can just pull her away and I have the perfect Isolation. No girl standing there judging the game I'm spitting. HB8 is pretty slow to warm up so I play it cool, get to know her a little bit( she's originally from another state, played these different sports, has a business blah blah blah just getting to know her) and then joke that she's gotta stop thirdwheeeling it's a bad look, she eats it up. As she's from another state I say I gotta show around Melbourne then, she's down but then asks what would we do... I pretend to think really hard and then say I've been wanting to try this glow in the dark mini golf place for awhile, she's down with it. I grab her number and tell her I can't wait, as we're chatting the girl I approached earlier gives me a little smile and tap on the arm as she walks past, I smile at her then continue conversation.
Me and HB8 start teasing each other, she's really warmed up now, like I said it was really smooth because I had the complete isolation and didn't have to finesse anything, she had her full attention on me. She tries getting me to twirl and makes fun of me, just lots of teasing and jokes back and forth, it's a good time, I'm giving her shit for planning to wear cargo pants when we play golf, just lots of laughs and silly humour. The vibes really good.
It's around 3 now and HB8 plus the two others wanna leave, I bid them adieu, I've got my car here so I wanna stay and keep partying. All my other friends have left at this point, I'm the last man standing like I'm John Cena or something.
After she's left we keep textinG
The texts:
Me: Stop hating and get home safe
Her: You're a hater boy
get home safe, try not to get chlamydia
Me: would never hate on such a pretty girl honestly
std that's crazy
Her: HAHHAHAH true tho
Me: Stop lieing
this is an hour after she left
Her: You still out?
Me: Fast food drive thru
wbu?
Her: I'm thinking of going back out
Me: fr ??
Her: Yes I'm bored a'f & haven't been out in ages hahah
Me: youre lots of fun
where u at now?
Her: wish I could say the same about you
joking!!!!!!
I'm 15 mins from XYZ
Me: almost blocked u
well im in XYZ
you have 15 mins to decide
or imma go watch a movie then sleep
Her: I'm in XYZ(this suburb is next one over from where I'm at and live) why you so close
Me: ahahah wtf I live in XYZ
pulling up to my crib now
lmk what u wanna do
Her: Idk I'm still drinking
Me: mad invite smh
Her: I'm staying with a family friend while I look for a place so can't have people over otherwise obviously wouldve invited you
Me: do u wanna come drink here? i can pick u up just can't be too loud
if u cbf it's all good
Her: Yeah I'm down but don't get any ideas
Me: haha relax we're just chllin
you want me come now?
I hop back out to the car, by the way I don't drink when I go out so it's perfect, no drink driving or anything to worry about. She's like 5-10 away.
Talk in the car, get her to take her shoes off, sit on the couch and I put on YouTube. it's like 4am now, we just talk for awhile about life and her, girl works really hard, respect. I take a sip of her drink when she offers and then when the time is right, maybe like 40 minutes later I kiss her. The timing felt right and it was smooth from there, lead her to my room, put on a condom and then fuck for maybe an hour, she gasps dramatically
Damn you got stamina. LMAO
and then my first ever experience of this haha, we go to sleep cos its like 6am or something now, I hear a little rumbling during my sleep, it's nothing so well let's not worry about that. I wake up a little bit later and the girls gone LOL. Vanished! She runs her own business so maybe something urgent or pressing or whatever came up but she has completely and utterly disappeared. I laugh and go back to bed. Msg her in the afternoon Last night was fire
, no response.
Msg her once more for shits and giggles, I don't really care to much about the whole situation. I msg her saying "you're not a hoe if that's what u were thinking, not even close... but you are a hater tho(inside joke about how she's such a hater) anyways have an amazing week. And again no response.
Well... my laptop, all my jewellery and watches are still here so fuck it I guess. It is what it is
Summers coming to an end and I've been trying to approach as much as possible while the weather's still good. The only problem is that after having approached so many people over the years I'm tired of meeting so many boring guys/girls(no offence to them, I'm sure they're all lovely people, just some are really really boring lol) so now I don't approach as much as I used to. But alas, I've been heavy on the approaches because I don't want to go out much during winter, clubs are still good during winter but I prefer to stay home and watch breaking bad type shows or the football. A nice change of pace.
This is the first of 3? Lay reports, I genuinely can't remember the fourth one I've been approaching so much that all the girls are the same to me at the moment lol.
Outfit is black suit pants, crinkle white long sleeve, bracelet, necklace of the globe and bacardi sunglasses
The boys call me to hit up one of the hip hop clubs in town for a friend's birthday, say no more I'm there.
The girl I sleep with is cute and slim, she goes gym and used to play sports, now runs her own business and works all the time. We'll call her HB8. She came with a friend of hers who is dating someone I know, so she's thirdwheeling. The hip hop club isn't that good and I'm probably the only person having a good time so far, it's only like 12am. So I suggest to everyone that we go to one of three biggest clubs in the city, this place has 3 levels and hip hop music downstairs, I say that I know the girl at the door so We'll get in no problem. Everyone's down.
Introduce myself to HB8, the guy I know and his girlfriend very briefly. We walk over, I don't actually know the girl at the door, she just loves africans and always let's us is whenever we go here so I was never worried for a sec.
We spent the next 2 hours at this club and completely ignore HB8, this place is packed with beautiful girls and it'd be rude not to talk to them. I approach this one girl who turns out to be a milf, she's standing in the VIP section over the railing and I walk across the dancefloor straight to her
"I had to meet you" and im just staring at this girl. She's receptive and we talk for like 10 minutes, turns out she's actually 32 years old and has a couple of kids. She didn't look her age one bit, absolutely incredible. One thing she did tell me was to get myself a Greek girl, "they're loyal and will take such good care of you always, they'll cook for you and everything" She hangs around a lot of Greek people so of course she has that opinion. I said thanks for putting me on, smile and wish her a good night.
I see a girl in a blue dress who looks stunning. I walk up to this girl front on, give her a light tap on the elbow to get her attention and then say " WOW... you look absolutely amazing". Not really good protocol most of the time compliement openers, but for my they have such a high success rate that I don't really know what to say, if it works it works.(I end up sleeping with this girl a couple of weeks later, lay report will come up, this was like a 10 min conversation then I get her on insta after seeding a future date). Hate getting Insta's or even numbers in Clubs but this girl lives really far away so I wasnt too fussed/couldn't care less.
It's a good time at the club, dancing, chopping it up with the guys, I live for this. Then the guy I know who came with his girlfriend says that HB8 really likes african guys, holy shit IM AFRICAN I think to myself
He says would you be interested/what do you think of her, I say she's pretty cute, I mean why not bro, he tells me sweet ill try hook you up
After a little bit I start having conversation with her, obviously the guy I know is with his girlfriend so he can just pull her away and I have the perfect Isolation. No girl standing there judging the game I'm spitting. HB8 is pretty slow to warm up so I play it cool, get to know her a little bit( she's originally from another state, played these different sports, has a business blah blah blah just getting to know her) and then joke that she's gotta stop thirdwheeeling it's a bad look, she eats it up. As she's from another state I say I gotta show around Melbourne then, she's down but then asks what would we do... I pretend to think really hard and then say I've been wanting to try this glow in the dark mini golf place for awhile, she's down with it. I grab her number and tell her I can't wait, as we're chatting the girl I approached earlier gives me a little smile and tap on the arm as she walks past, I smile at her then continue conversation.
Me and HB8 start teasing each other, she's really warmed up now, like I said it was really smooth because I had the complete isolation and didn't have to finesse anything, she had her full attention on me. She tries getting me to twirl and makes fun of me, just lots of teasing and jokes back and forth, it's a good time, I'm giving her shit for planning to wear cargo pants when we play golf, just lots of laughs and silly humour. The vibes really good.
It's around 3 now and HB8 plus the two others wanna leave, I bid them adieu, I've got my car here so I wanna stay and keep partying. All my other friends have left at this point, I'm the last man standing like I'm John Cena or something.
After she's left we keep textinG
The texts:
Me: Stop hating and get home safe
Her: You're a hater boy
get home safe, try not to get chlamydia
Me: would never hate on such a pretty girl honestly
std that's crazy
Her: HAHHAHAH true tho
Me: Stop lieing
this is an hour after she left
Her: You still out?
Me: Fast food drive thru
wbu?
Her: I'm thinking of going back out
Me: fr ??
Her: Yes I'm bored a'f & haven't been out in ages hahah
Me: youre lots of fun
where u at now?
Her: wish I could say the same about you
joking!!!!!!
I'm 15 mins from XYZ
Me: almost blocked u
well im in XYZ
you have 15 mins to decide
or imma go watch a movie then sleep
Her: I'm in XYZ(this suburb is next one over from where I'm at and live) why you so close
Me: ahahah wtf I live in XYZ
pulling up to my crib now
lmk what u wanna do
Her: Idk I'm still drinking
Me: mad invite smh
Her: I'm staying with a family friend while I look for a place so can't have people over otherwise obviously wouldve invited you
Me: do u wanna come drink here? i can pick u up just can't be too loud
if u cbf it's all good
Her: Yeah I'm down but don't get any ideas
Me: haha relax we're just chllin
you want me come now?
I hop back out to the car, by the way I don't drink when I go out so it's perfect, no drink driving or anything to worry about. She's like 5-10 away.
Talk in the car, get her to take her shoes off, sit on the couch and I put on YouTube. it's like 4am now, we just talk for awhile about life and her, girl works really hard, respect. I take a sip of her drink when she offers and then when the time is right, maybe like 40 minutes later I kiss her. The timing felt right and it was smooth from there, lead her to my room, put on a condom and then fuck for maybe an hour, she gasps dramatically
Damn you got stamina. LMAO
and then my first ever experience of this haha, we go to sleep cos its like 6am or something now, I hear a little rumbling during my sleep, it's nothing so well let's not worry about that. I wake up a little bit later and the girls gone LOL. Vanished! She runs her own business so maybe something urgent or pressing or whatever came up but she has completely and utterly disappeared. I laugh and go back to bed. Msg her in the afternoon Last night was fire
, no response. Msg her once more for shits and giggles, I don't really care to much about the whole situation. I msg her saying "you're not a hoe if that's what u were thinking, not even close... but you are a hater tho
(inside joke about how she's such a hater) anyways have an amazing week. And again no response.Well... my laptop, all my jewellery and watches are still here so fuck it I guess. It is what it is
