FR Post Office Run

[politepilot]

I’m so mad at myself for this outing.








The Missed Freshman








On the way to the post office to deliver the key back to my ex, I saw a girl with a backpack bending over. Perky tits, caught my attention right away. I even crossed the street with the envelope in my hand (pretty obvious I was angling to “accidentally” run into her).





When she came by, I froze. She was so short with that big backpack that my brain immediately panicked: “is this a child?” Realistically though, that’s the route to college — she had to be a freshman. It wouldn’t have hurt to ask. But I chickened out. Once she passed, I realized I should’ve turned around and done it. I didn’t.








After the Post Office








I saw another college girl after, started to follow, but she was too far ahead and I was rushing to get back home. Didn’t pull the trigger.








The One Rep








At the crosswalk I finally got one in. Woman in her mid-30s, probably older than me. I asked, “Can I ask you a random question?” She said yes.


Me: “Could I make a painting of you?”


Her: “No.” (very dismissive tone)





I laughed it off. Not a win, but at least I got my 1 rep for the day.

 

[Jegor]

I’m so mad at myself for this outing.








The Missed Freshman








On the way to the post office to deliver the key back to my ex, I saw a girl with a backpack bending over. Perky tits, caught my attention right away. I even crossed the street with the envelope in my hand (pretty obvious I was angling to “accidentally” run into her).





When she came by, I froze. She was so short with that big backpack that my brain immediately panicked: “is this a child?” Realistically though, that’s the route to college — she had to be a freshman. It wouldn’t have hurt to ask. But I chickened out. Once she passed, I realized I should’ve turned around and done it. I didn’t.








After the Post Office








I saw another college girl after, started to follow, but she was too far ahead and I was rushing to get back home. Didn’t pull the trigger.








The One Rep








At the crosswalk I finally got one in. Woman in her mid-30s, probably older than me. I asked, “Can I ask you a random question?” She said yes.


Me: “Could I make a painting of you?”


Her: “No.” (very dismissive tone)





I laughed it off. Not a win, but at least I got my 1 rep for the day.

Do not , think. Just do it, ur being too conscious and after thinking a bit more u start to think about bad outcome too , I know u did and then fear takes over.

That's the problem, do it fast.

 

[OldGuy]

Can I ask you a random question sounds like you are trying to sell her something or taking a poll (although on campus they might think it is a class project). And you been told before that it is was too early to ask to paint her!

 

[politepilot]

I agree. this is almost my way of being able to thoughtlessy hit on mid chicks that I'd otherwise not want to ask on a date. My life feels more fun when I have an excuse to hit on mid chicks, i guess. bc deep down, im still that guy that gets obsessed with the hottest girl.

i guess this is my way of having a line for me to fall back on, but i definitely need to go back to basics with my game, especially since i fucked it up with the P.G.O.A.T. from my business class who i'm sure i would've gotten if i had just asked her to get coffee instead (that's for a special girl thread another time)