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This ones from awhile back, but I'll post it anyway.
I left my hometown right after high school. I didn't have the best reputation and probably had a loser reputation.
I had a girl I was dating who happened to be a cheerleader, but after she took my virginity and cheated on me with a friend of mine, everything fell out.
While this was going on, I fumed on revenge someday.
Little Backstory:
Let's call my cheerleader girlfriend Sarah. And there was another girl who I constantly flirted with but she had a boyfriend at the time. Let's call her Diane.
Long story short, my girlfriend Sarah fucking HATED Diane. She would act friendly to her face but behind the person, she hated any girl that flirted with me. The funny thing was, Sarah would CONSTANTLY flirt with other guys including so called "friends" of mine, who were all thirsting over this girl's beauty like chumps.
I was in a serious lose lose situation. She was REALLY fucking pretty and probably the most popular in her own school at the time. And here was I, she just thought I was cute and went after me cause she thought I was a "challenge". But the truth was, I was just shy and nervous.
I had girlfriends all my life, but it was never because I seduced them, rather they seduced me. And when we were in relationships, it would eventually stall out as the power dynamics would change from them chasing me to figuring out that I didn't really have the skills to get other women.
(Most them were the REALLY confident and pretty face types and had guys going after them constantly)
So before I left, I found out Sarah was seen with another guy in a car alone. After all the flirting but knowing I could never get a girl like her, I didn't dare break up with her. But after that, I finally called it quits.
My self esteem was down the drain, my so called "friends" were trying to go after her, and basically not the most healthy type of life to have around.
It was typical high school drama stuff.
Fast Forward A Few Years
I've joined the military, I've traveled all around the world, learned what healthy friendships and relationships looked like, I had money to dress sharp and practically change my life around. With that being said, it was finally time to go home after 4 years.
When I arrived I got in contact with Diane to catch up and see how each other was doing.
Diane: "So you're a big bad boy military guy now huh?! Look at you all grown omg"
Me: "And you're still ugly as ever" (I would never say this to a girl who wasn't secure with her beauty"
Diane: "What! Fuck you! (Hits me)"
We start talking and I find out that she just recently turned single, and I was single as well.
It was time to pull the trigger.
Out of all places, I tell her I wanna take her somewhere as a surprise and take her to a gun range.
Diane: "Woah, I've never been to a gun range!"
Me: "Let's shoot these motherfuckers down"
Diane: "LOL Let's do it!"
Up to here, it was still the same old friendly but flirty vibes, just like the old times. But it was time to start planting the seed.
Diane: "Hey! Can you take a picture of me? I want a new facebook profile picture"
Me: Of course, show me your best pose.
Diane: (She scrunches her face and looks all serious)
Me: This is the money shot, that's it! More meaner! (I Hype her up)
Me: (While this is going on, I zoom her iphone's camera to her ass and take a picture)
This is the best profile picture you're ever gonna get.
Her: Hell yeah!
(She proceeds to shoot)
Her: Okay let me see the picture!
Me: Here
Her: She looks through her phone. (It's all pictures of her ass)
Her: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! ITS ALL PICTURES OF MY BUTT YOU PERVERT!
(Proceeds to hit me while I run away)
Me: It was such a nice view, I couldn't help it!
Anyway, we proceed to giving her a profile a proper picture and leave.
By this time, it was around 8-9PM and sexual tension was there.
I couldn't pull her to my place, cause well, I didn't have my own place. And she was staying with her family at the time and couldn't pull her there either. So I decide to just invite her for a walk at the park and "catch up".
We get there and while we're walking, I test her to see where she's at.
Me: Give me your hand.
Her: Why!
Me: I just wanna see who has longer fingers.
Her: Okay.
Me: (I proceed to hold her hand)
Her: Omg, that was soooo smooth (While holding my hand)
At this point I knew it was on. It was time to lead to the holy land.
I invite her I'm going to have a "cigarette break" and we both lay down on top of my car while staring at the stars. From here I proceed.
Me: Hey
Her: What
Me: I have to show you something.
Her: ??
Me: Close your eyes.
Her: Okay.
Me: Try to figure out what it is.
Her: Okay
Me: I put her hand on my rock hard dick.
Her: (Just smiles..)
Me: I start proceeding to kiss her and make out. She almost has no resistance to it until I go for her pussy.
Her: Stop! You're so good at this, you freaking player. How many other girls are you seeing?
Me: What are you, a crime investigator? Stop asking me stupid shit and enjoy the moment. (Proceeds to kiss her)
At this point, I put my fingers under her pants and she's wet as the Pacific Ocean.
I start fingering her on top of my car and she starts to moan heavily.
All of the sudden I stop.
Me: Okay, I'm done
Her: FUCK NO! Come here!
She proceeds to pull me to the back of the car and she starts sucking me off. She wasn't giving me the best head so I teach her how to give me good head.
And from here I've had enough, so tell her to take her pants off, and we start having sex without a condom.
We had sex for an hour straight without me cumming. At this point my stomach and legs were cramping up due to the small space behind the car, and I needed a break as I was dehydrating.
(Having sex in a car that long make you dehydrated so fast)
I tell her omg, let's go have a cigarette.
Her: okay..
This is the funny part.
I get out the car to walk towards a lake, and I hear "PLOP" and a scream.
Me: WTF you okay?
Her: OMG.. My legs won't stop shaking!!
Me: Omg.. here. (And I give her a piggy back ride and sat her down on a bench)
Me: You've never been fucked like that before have you?
Her: (Looking like a puppy) Noo...
Me: How many guys have you been with?
Her: I've had 4 boyfriends.. so 4.
Her: I gave the best head right!
Me: Mm.. one of the best.
Her: (Hmph)
Long story short, I take her back home, and carry her to the front door.
Next Day a text from her:
Her: My legs won't stop shaking omg.. What are you doing today?
Me: Haha you need to do more squats! Better get in shape!
Her: Ugh, fine!
Me: I'm gonna be meeting some old friends tonight, I'll call you again before I leave.
Her: Okayy. Have fun!
This is where it gets fun.
The next night, I ran into my old friends from high school. (At least the ones that I was cool with) My friend invited me to this bar and a lot of people showed up I used to know.
I'm catching up with a friend when I feel a tap from someone.
And guess who happens to be there.. you're right, my ex girlfriend.
She's STILL sexier than ever and we haven't talked in about good 2-3 years.
It was the most awkward moment of my life.
Ex GF: Heyy...
Me: Hey..
Ex GF: How you've been?
Me: Good enough.. you?
Ex GF: I've been good..
Me: Okay, well let's catch up later? I wanna finish talking to my friends
(Here I noticed myself feeling resentment/anger from the days before)
Ex GF: Okay.. don't leave without telling me okay?
Me: (Ignore) And I start talking to my friends.
About an hour or so pass, I'm pretty drunk.
It feels good to be re-united with my friends and we're all talking again.
I'm drunk, we're yelling out of our ass, dancing like clowns, and over all just having fun reminiscing about the old times.
My ex-girlfriend shows up again to talk to me.
Ex GF: Hey..
Me: Hey
Ex GF: Hehe you're so drunk
Me: Just like the old times
Ex GF: Your face is red again.
(Here I see another beautiful girl hovering within my vision as she sees me talking to my ex)
This girl literally walks to my side, stops, and just straight up stares at me with the "I'm gonna fuck you" stare.
And me being drunk and having no control, I naturally stop talking to my ex and just stare at her back with the same intensity for literally a second.
My ex naturally looks to see what I'm looking at and gets jealous.
My Ex: I saw that.
Me: (Playing dumb) Saw what
Ex: Just stares at me with a mix of anger/envy/attraction/etc.
Me: I start feeling horny and just stare at her deeply into her eyes, and she knew what was up.
Ex: What happened to you..? You've changed... I don't remember you being so ...confident...
Me: Yeah you're right, we shouldn't do this. (I was feeling anger/resentment/want to fuck her/aroused) all at the same time.
And I walked away from her.
Me: It was nice seeing you, I'm gonna head out.
Her: What?! why, where you going?
Me: Idk, but I think it's best if we don't see each other or talk to each other anymore.
Her: What do you mean? We haven't even talked and it's been 3 years.
Me: Yeah? Let's keep it that way.
Her: Wait!! Don't leave, what's your number?
Me: Matter of fact, member X? the one that you used to flirt with in front of me? He's right there. (I realized he was there but just standing in the corner awkwardly) Go back to where you ended up.
Her: I dont even like him.. he's awkward now!!
Me: (Ignore and walk away)
This is where it starts to get interesting.
In the bar, there happened to be a VERY rich guy who always spent money at this bar. His girlfriend also happened to go to my high school and saw how much I had changed. She's pretty drunk at this point and comes to hug me excitedly
Her: HEYYY!!
Me: Hey~
Her: Omg how you've been i havent seen you in forever
Me: Yeah i know right how bout you?
Her: I've been good...
Me: Great. Hey I'm going to get going, it was good meeting you, let's catch up sometime yeah?
Her: You're leaving already? Wait stay I want to talk to you bout something.
Me: What?
Her: I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the way I used to treat you in high school. I was young and immature.
Me: (In my head I'm like wtf you talkin about?)
Her: I used to have a crush on you and was mean to you for no reason.
(Mind you her boyfriend was right there listening in to everything)
Me: Okay. It's all good. (But she wouldn't let me leave. She's hugging me and won't let me go)
Me: (I tap on her boyfriend's back) Yo, get your girl, I think she's pretty drunk.
Next thing I know, he gets in my face and starts a fight with me
BF: Don't ever tell me what to do bro.
Me: (Thrown Off) What the fuck? What? Dude get your girl she's drunk.
Bf: I dont give a fuck, don't tell me what to do.
Me: Little bitch, get your girl before I beat the fuck out of you.
(At this point the security showed up and blamed it on me because this guy happened to drop $2/3 thousand dollars a night and good business)
Security: HEY!! YOU NEED TO LEAVE
Me: WTF?
Long story short, I get kicked out and I start causing a scene.
(Here my ex gf shows up out of nowhere to try and "calm me down")
She's VERY socially intelligent, and is very good at inserting herself into appropriate situations to get what she wants.
Ex: Hey! Calm down~ You don't need to fight him, let's just go get some food or something.
Me: No fuck that, tell his dumbass to come out.
Ex: STOPPP calm down!
Me: I just wanna talk to him
Ex: Don't hit him, can you promise me?
Me: MOVEE!
I tell the bouncer this.
Me: Here's what happened. He grabbed my collar and started shit for no reason. Matter of fact, go call him for me so we could handle this shit like men.
Ex: OMG YOU SAID YOURE ONLY GONNA TALK TO HIM.
He comes out.
Me: Little bitch come out here without all your security. Let's handle this shit like men since you getting insecure bout your girl.
Him: He's right behind the security and won't move.
Him: You called my girlfriend a bitch man!
Me: What the fuck?
My friends: YO YOU FUCKIN LYING, ANDERSEN DIDNT SAY SOME STUPID ASS SHIT LIKE THAT TO YOUR FAT BITCH
Security: ALRIGHT YALL NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
And here, I start reaching for the dude so I could beat his ass, but some how, my ex girlfriend drags me away to the back of the building where it's just me and her.
Ex GF: Stopp... You need to calm down.
Me: Fuck that I'm gonna fuck his ass up
Ex GF: You're embarrassing yourself and me.
Me: Then get the fuck off of me, noone told you to come here.
Ex GF: Stopp.. you're drunk!
Me: What? Why are you here? what the fuck, howd you drag me in here?
Ex GF: Can you please calm down?
(Next thing i know, we start making out)
Me: Wait what? Stop. We're not dating and I promised myself I'd never do anything with you
Ex GF: (Kisses me even more)
(At this point I was drunk out of my mind, no self control, and I fall into her frame)
We're making out when my friend shows up to interrupt us.
I start walking off to go back home.
Me: I shouldn't even be here, I'm leaving.
Ex GF: Wait!! You can't drive you're drunk!
Me: Try me.
Ex GF: OMG stop being fucking stubborn, I'm gonna get my stuff from my friends car, and I'll drive you home.
Me: Whatever
Next thing I know she's driving me to my house.
Me: Wtf why are you here?
Her: Cause i want to be!
Me: For what? I told you to never talk to me again.
Her: I dont care! I want to be here and see you.
Me: Fuck off, drop me off and go home.
Her: This is your car!
(She forces herself into situations to get what she wants)
Me: Get an uber back home den
Her: I dont have my wallet.
Me: Fuck off. We're not gonna fuck, I already fucked a girl last night. (Drunk talk)
Her: WHAT?! WHO?!
Me: Oh you're getting mad? That's funny cause I don't remember you doing this when you fucked X 3 years ago.
Her: OMG don't even bring that up!
Me: I'm not even worried, cause don't worry, I fucked the girl you fucking hate anyway. We're even
Her: What? Who?! Wtf is wrong with you?
Me: Dont worry bout it. Just drop me off and leave.
Her: Who was it?!
Me: Shut up
Her: Tell me!
Me: Fine it was Diane.
Her: WHAT?! ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS?! U ALWAYS TOLD ME YOU GUYS WERE ONLY FRIENDS.
Me: That's funny huh? that was the same line you used to tell me about X.
Her: Shut the fuck up!! omg she's so fucking weird. why the fuck would you have sex with her. I'm so disgusted.
Me: Good, now you can go home since youre disgusted.
Her: NO!
(We arrive and I go straight to my house and go to my bedroom)
I was so drunk and all I wanted to do was sleep and she helps me in my house.
Me: Okay. Good night. Get home safe.
And I get to my bedroom and I lay down fully clothed trying to sleep.
In my blurred vision, i realized my ex gf followed me to my bedroom and lays next to me to cuddle me.
Me: Wtf, get off of me.
Ex: No! I'm sleeping here
Me: You're gonna try to have sex with me arnt you
Ex: NO! Youre too drunk
Me: Whatever I'm going to sleep
(Next thing I know about 10 minutes later, she starts kissing me again)
And basically she seduces me and we have sex again. (Her pussy is amazing and amazing in bed)
Next morning I take her back home.
Her: Can you text me? please?
Me: No, don't call me again.. I was drunk and you took advantage of me.
Her: No i didnt.. it just happened..
Me: get out
(And that was that)
I got revenge on my ex gf who cheated on me but ended up kind of getting seduced by her again.
She's amazingly beautiful and very aggressive.
I just wanted to share this lay report.
I left my hometown right after high school. I didn't have the best reputation and probably had a loser reputation.
I had a girl I was dating who happened to be a cheerleader, but after she took my virginity and cheated on me with a friend of mine, everything fell out.
While this was going on, I fumed on revenge someday.
Little Backstory:
Let's call my cheerleader girlfriend Sarah. And there was another girl who I constantly flirted with but she had a boyfriend at the time. Let's call her Diane.
Long story short, my girlfriend Sarah fucking HATED Diane. She would act friendly to her face but behind the person, she hated any girl that flirted with me. The funny thing was, Sarah would CONSTANTLY flirt with other guys including so called "friends" of mine, who were all thirsting over this girl's beauty like chumps.
I was in a serious lose lose situation. She was REALLY fucking pretty and probably the most popular in her own school at the time. And here was I, she just thought I was cute and went after me cause she thought I was a "challenge". But the truth was, I was just shy and nervous.
I had girlfriends all my life, but it was never because I seduced them, rather they seduced me. And when we were in relationships, it would eventually stall out as the power dynamics would change from them chasing me to figuring out that I didn't really have the skills to get other women.
(Most them were the REALLY confident and pretty face types and had guys going after them constantly)
So before I left, I found out Sarah was seen with another guy in a car alone. After all the flirting but knowing I could never get a girl like her, I didn't dare break up with her. But after that, I finally called it quits.
My self esteem was down the drain, my so called "friends" were trying to go after her, and basically not the most healthy type of life to have around.
It was typical high school drama stuff.
Fast Forward A Few Years
I've joined the military, I've traveled all around the world, learned what healthy friendships and relationships looked like, I had money to dress sharp and practically change my life around. With that being said, it was finally time to go home after 4 years.
When I arrived I got in contact with Diane to catch up and see how each other was doing.
Diane: "So you're a big bad boy military guy now huh?! Look at you all grown omg"
Me: "And you're still ugly as ever" (I would never say this to a girl who wasn't secure with her beauty"
Diane: "What! Fuck you! (Hits me)"
We start talking and I find out that she just recently turned single, and I was single as well.
It was time to pull the trigger.
Out of all places, I tell her I wanna take her somewhere as a surprise and take her to a gun range.
Diane: "Woah, I've never been to a gun range!"
Me: "Let's shoot these motherfuckers down"
Diane: "LOL Let's do it!"
Up to here, it was still the same old friendly but flirty vibes, just like the old times. But it was time to start planting the seed.
Diane: "Hey! Can you take a picture of me? I want a new facebook profile picture"
Me: Of course, show me your best pose.
Diane: (She scrunches her face and looks all serious)
Me: This is the money shot, that's it! More meaner! (I Hype her up)
Me: (While this is going on, I zoom her iphone's camera to her ass and take a picture)
This is the best profile picture you're ever gonna get.
Her: Hell yeah!
(She proceeds to shoot)
Her: Okay let me see the picture!
Me: Here
Her: She looks through her phone. (It's all pictures of her ass)
Her: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! ITS ALL PICTURES OF MY BUTT YOU PERVERT!
(Proceeds to hit me while I run away)
Me: It was such a nice view, I couldn't help it!
Anyway, we proceed to giving her a profile a proper picture and leave.
By this time, it was around 8-9PM and sexual tension was there.
I couldn't pull her to my place, cause well, I didn't have my own place. And she was staying with her family at the time and couldn't pull her there either. So I decide to just invite her for a walk at the park and "catch up".
We get there and while we're walking, I test her to see where she's at.
Me: Give me your hand.
Her: Why!
Me: I just wanna see who has longer fingers.
Her: Okay.
Me: (I proceed to hold her hand)
Her: Omg, that was soooo smooth (While holding my hand)
At this point I knew it was on. It was time to lead to the holy land.
I invite her I'm going to have a "cigarette break" and we both lay down on top of my car while staring at the stars. From here I proceed.
Me: Hey
Her: What
Me: I have to show you something.
Her: ??
Me: Close your eyes.
Her: Okay.
Me: Try to figure out what it is.
Her: Okay
Me: I put her hand on my rock hard dick.
Her: (Just smiles..)
Me: I start proceeding to kiss her and make out. She almost has no resistance to it until I go for her pussy.
Her: Stop! You're so good at this, you freaking player. How many other girls are you seeing?
Me: What are you, a crime investigator? Stop asking me stupid shit and enjoy the moment. (Proceeds to kiss her)
At this point, I put my fingers under her pants and she's wet as the Pacific Ocean.
I start fingering her on top of my car and she starts to moan heavily.
All of the sudden I stop.
Me: Okay, I'm done
Her: FUCK NO! Come here!
She proceeds to pull me to the back of the car and she starts sucking me off. She wasn't giving me the best head so I teach her how to give me good head.
And from here I've had enough, so tell her to take her pants off, and we start having sex without a condom.
We had sex for an hour straight without me cumming. At this point my stomach and legs were cramping up due to the small space behind the car, and I needed a break as I was dehydrating.
(Having sex in a car that long make you dehydrated so fast)
I tell her omg, let's go have a cigarette.
Her: okay..
This is the funny part.
I get out the car to walk towards a lake, and I hear "PLOP" and a scream.
Me: WTF you okay?
Her: OMG.. My legs won't stop shaking!!
Me: Omg.. here. (And I give her a piggy back ride and sat her down on a bench)
Me: You've never been fucked like that before have you?
Her: (Looking like a puppy) Noo...
Me: How many guys have you been with?
Her: I've had 4 boyfriends.. so 4.
Her: I gave the best head right!
Me: Mm.. one of the best.
Her: (Hmph)
Long story short, I take her back home, and carry her to the front door.
Next Day a text from her:
Her: My legs won't stop shaking omg..
What are you doing today?Me: Haha you need to do more squats! Better get in shape!
Her: Ugh, fine!
Me: I'm gonna be meeting some old friends tonight, I'll call you again before I leave.
Her: Okayy. Have fun!
This is where it gets fun.
The next night, I ran into my old friends from high school. (At least the ones that I was cool with) My friend invited me to this bar and a lot of people showed up I used to know.
I'm catching up with a friend when I feel a tap from someone.
And guess who happens to be there.. you're right, my ex girlfriend.
She's STILL sexier than ever and we haven't talked in about good 2-3 years.
It was the most awkward moment of my life.
Ex GF: Heyy...
Me: Hey..
Ex GF: How you've been?
Me: Good enough.. you?
Ex GF: I've been good..
Me: Okay, well let's catch up later? I wanna finish talking to my friends
(Here I noticed myself feeling resentment/anger from the days before)
Ex GF: Okay.. don't leave without telling me okay?
Me: (Ignore) And I start talking to my friends.
About an hour or so pass, I'm pretty drunk.
It feels good to be re-united with my friends and we're all talking again.
I'm drunk, we're yelling out of our ass, dancing like clowns, and over all just having fun reminiscing about the old times.
My ex-girlfriend shows up again to talk to me.
Ex GF: Hey..
Me: Hey
Ex GF: Hehe you're so drunk
Me: Just like the old times
Ex GF: Your face is red again.
(Here I see another beautiful girl hovering within my vision as she sees me talking to my ex)
This girl literally walks to my side, stops, and just straight up stares at me with the "I'm gonna fuck you" stare.
And me being drunk and having no control, I naturally stop talking to my ex and just stare at her back with the same intensity for literally a second.
My ex naturally looks to see what I'm looking at and gets jealous.
My Ex: I saw that.
Me: (Playing dumb) Saw what
Ex: Just stares at me with a mix of anger/envy/attraction/etc.
Me: I start feeling horny and just stare at her deeply into her eyes, and she knew what was up.
Ex: What happened to you..? You've changed... I don't remember you being so ...confident...
Me: Yeah you're right, we shouldn't do this. (I was feeling anger/resentment/want to fuck her/aroused) all at the same time.
And I walked away from her.
Me: It was nice seeing you, I'm gonna head out.
Her: What?! why, where you going?
Me: Idk, but I think it's best if we don't see each other or talk to each other anymore.
Her: What do you mean? We haven't even talked and it's been 3 years.
Me: Yeah? Let's keep it that way.
Her: Wait!! Don't leave, what's your number?
Me: Matter of fact, member X? the one that you used to flirt with in front of me? He's right there. (I realized he was there but just standing in the corner awkwardly) Go back to where you ended up.
Her: I dont even like him.. he's awkward now!!
Me: (Ignore and walk away)
This is where it starts to get interesting.
In the bar, there happened to be a VERY rich guy who always spent money at this bar. His girlfriend also happened to go to my high school and saw how much I had changed. She's pretty drunk at this point and comes to hug me excitedly
Her: HEYYY!!
Me: Hey~
Her: Omg how you've been i havent seen you in forever
Me: Yeah i know right how bout you?
Her: I've been good...
Me: Great. Hey I'm going to get going, it was good meeting you, let's catch up sometime yeah?
Her: You're leaving already? Wait stay I want to talk to you bout something.
Me: What?
Her: I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the way I used to treat you in high school. I was young and immature.
Me: (In my head I'm like wtf you talkin about?)
Her: I used to have a crush on you and was mean to you for no reason.
(Mind you her boyfriend was right there listening in to everything)
Me: Okay. It's all good. (But she wouldn't let me leave. She's hugging me and won't let me go)
Me: (I tap on her boyfriend's back) Yo, get your girl, I think she's pretty drunk.
Next thing I know, he gets in my face and starts a fight with me
BF: Don't ever tell me what to do bro.
Me: (Thrown Off) What the fuck? What? Dude get your girl she's drunk.
Bf: I dont give a fuck, don't tell me what to do.
Me: Little bitch, get your girl before I beat the fuck out of you.
(At this point the security showed up and blamed it on me because this guy happened to drop $2/3 thousand dollars a night and good business)
Security: HEY!! YOU NEED TO LEAVE
Me: WTF?
Long story short, I get kicked out and I start causing a scene.
(Here my ex gf shows up out of nowhere to try and "calm me down")
She's VERY socially intelligent, and is very good at inserting herself into appropriate situations to get what she wants.
Ex: Hey! Calm down~ You don't need to fight him, let's just go get some food or something.
Me: No fuck that, tell his dumbass to come out.
Ex: STOPPP calm down!
Me: I just wanna talk to him
Ex: Don't hit him, can you promise me?
Me: MOVEE!
I tell the bouncer this.
Me: Here's what happened. He grabbed my collar and started shit for no reason. Matter of fact, go call him for me so we could handle this shit like men.
Ex: OMG YOU SAID YOURE ONLY GONNA TALK TO HIM.
He comes out.
Me: Little bitch come out here without all your security. Let's handle this shit like men since you getting insecure bout your girl.
Him: He's right behind the security and won't move.
Him: You called my girlfriend a bitch man!
Me: What the fuck?
My friends: YO YOU FUCKIN LYING, ANDERSEN DIDNT SAY SOME STUPID ASS SHIT LIKE THAT TO YOUR FAT BITCH
Security: ALRIGHT YALL NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
And here, I start reaching for the dude so I could beat his ass, but some how, my ex girlfriend drags me away to the back of the building where it's just me and her.
Ex GF: Stopp... You need to calm down.
Me: Fuck that I'm gonna fuck his ass up
Ex GF: You're embarrassing yourself and me.
Me: Then get the fuck off of me, noone told you to come here.
Ex GF: Stopp.. you're drunk!
Me: What? Why are you here? what the fuck, howd you drag me in here?
Ex GF: Can you please calm down?
(Next thing i know, we start making out)
Me: Wait what? Stop. We're not dating and I promised myself I'd never do anything with you
Ex GF: (Kisses me even more)
(At this point I was drunk out of my mind, no self control, and I fall into her frame)
We're making out when my friend shows up to interrupt us.
I start walking off to go back home.
Me: I shouldn't even be here, I'm leaving.
Ex GF: Wait!! You can't drive you're drunk!
Me: Try me.
Ex GF: OMG stop being fucking stubborn, I'm gonna get my stuff from my friends car, and I'll drive you home.
Me: Whatever
Next thing I know she's driving me to my house.
Me: Wtf why are you here?
Her: Cause i want to be!
Me: For what? I told you to never talk to me again.
Her: I dont care! I want to be here and see you.
Me: Fuck off, drop me off and go home.
Her: This is your car!
(She forces herself into situations to get what she wants)
Me: Get an uber back home den
Her: I dont have my wallet.
Me: Fuck off. We're not gonna fuck, I already fucked a girl last night. (Drunk talk)
Her: WHAT?! WHO?!
Me: Oh you're getting mad? That's funny cause I don't remember you doing this when you fucked X 3 years ago.
Her: OMG don't even bring that up!
Me: I'm not even worried, cause don't worry, I fucked the girl you fucking hate anyway. We're even
Her: What? Who?! Wtf is wrong with you?
Me: Dont worry bout it. Just drop me off and leave.
Her: Who was it?!
Me: Shut up
Her: Tell me!
Me: Fine it was Diane.
Her: WHAT?! ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS?! U ALWAYS TOLD ME YOU GUYS WERE ONLY FRIENDS.
Me: That's funny huh? that was the same line you used to tell me about X.
Her: Shut the fuck up!! omg she's so fucking weird. why the fuck would you have sex with her. I'm so disgusted.
Me: Good, now you can go home since youre disgusted.
Her: NO!
(We arrive and I go straight to my house and go to my bedroom)
I was so drunk and all I wanted to do was sleep and she helps me in my house.
Me: Okay. Good night. Get home safe.
And I get to my bedroom and I lay down fully clothed trying to sleep.
In my blurred vision, i realized my ex gf followed me to my bedroom and lays next to me to cuddle me.
Me: Wtf, get off of me.
Ex: No! I'm sleeping here
Me: You're gonna try to have sex with me arnt you
Ex: NO! Youre too drunk
Me: Whatever I'm going to sleep
(Next thing I know about 10 minutes later, she starts kissing me again)
And basically she seduces me and we have sex again. (Her pussy is amazing and amazing in bed)
Next morning I take her back home.
Her: Can you text me? please?
Me: No, don't call me again.. I was drunk and you took advantage of me.
Her: No i didnt.. it just happened..
Me: get out
(And that was that)
I got revenge on my ex gf who cheated on me but ended up kind of getting seduced by her again.
She's amazingly beautiful and very aggressive.
I just wanted to share this lay report.
