Roommates and Sex. Best protocol?

[Mr.Rob]

Hey guys I have two girls w/ roommate questions.

1. Regarding having hopefully multi orgasmic mind blowing sex with roommates in the house, what is a proper protocol here?
I just moved in with two roommates. The one with the next bedroom over is a girl, and the other a single lad in his 30's.

I personally think it's bullshit if I can't have hardcore sex in my room and have her screaming to wake up the whole house, but at the same time I realize how somewhat inconsiderate it is. It is college, and I feel like the former should be expected.

For those that have/have had roommates in the past how did you go about this?

2. When pulling a girl home and the roommates are out and about how do you personally go about handling shit upon pulling the girl back to your room.

I just pulled a girl from Target back to my house unexpectedly (daygame... at night lol) and both of my roommates were watching TV so I just introduced her to them like she was just a platonic friend.

In this case nothing happened that was a big deal, she ended up being a hardcore Christian so I just took her home soon after but I got to thinking for future situations that it could easily make the girl throw up some hardcore Anti Slut Defense out of fear of getting judged by my roommates.

How do you handle the roommate situation?

 

[D_Smooth1900]

Honestly I think your better off moving things to thier place.

 

[Rage]

What's up dude; I'll try and help you out on this one.

I moved out recently to village next to college (mentioned in my message to you before) so had to deal with this situation too (though not for the first time for me).

What I went about doing and what I'd suggest for you is to go ahead and meet your roommates and befriend them (at least On a casual level). My roommates this quarter ended up pretty cool dudes (each go them happen to be going really far each in well paying and difficult career each in their respective fields). Have genuine curiosity and imbue the qualities of Dale Carnegie http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_W ... nce_People

It's great if they're cool and you can be cool with each other; if they're lame you can still just be interested and get to know them a little better. Most people aren't ass holes so provided your two roommates aren't you can get on well with them. This is ideal because you will be friends and friends will think "hey good for rob he's getting some" instead of ugh wish he'd shut the fuck up.

From being cool with them and talkig with them those occasional moments when you both see each other in living room, you can find out too when they have class and work so you know your favorite times to pull home (and have no annoying voice in your head telling you "man maybe I should rail this girl quieter and no be inconsiderate to roommates").

As a caveat, yeah if you meet a girl with better logistics than yours (like a full bed or a house or nice tub and stuff) than rather go to the girls place.

For the second question, if you're friends with roommates this kind of solves itself. What I do in this situation is this: bring the girl in, nod to roommate (or say what's up at the most), not introduce the girl and lead the girl to my room. If the girls a shier type she'll smile at roommates politely or say nothing and just follow you. If she's more outgoing she may say hi to them or introduce herself; you don't give a shit either way you know why you're there, you just be alpha dog and lead her on to your room (and what she chooses Ido in that gap between entrance to house and your room is upon her. Again this works well if you and your roommates are cool: can just nod or say what's up and later they can give you a fist bump or ask you bout it more... I found freshman year that once I brought a girl over a few times they stopped bringing it up or saying damn props. And you're still cool and chill with each other after all the nuts have been busted

EDIT: sorry if my grammar and spellings f'd up a bit , typed this on mobile

 

[Mr.Rob]

Hey whats up Gem thanks for the shedding some perspective on the subject.

you don't give a shit either way you know why you're there, you just be alpha dog and lead her on to your room (and what she chooses Ido in that gap between entrance to house and your room is upon her.

I like that attitude. Def going to use it.

-Rob