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What's up guys, finally getting around to posting my first lay report on this board
So sit back, relax & enjoy or critique the hell out of a fun tale with a girl named HBCleopatra
1. How We Met
Matched with her 8 months ago on an OLD app called Hinge.
This was insane because 80% of my online hook ups happen within 2-5 days of matching with a girl. Never been a fan of the long game but sometimes it's necessary, especially with the hotter girls on OLD
So during our online banter, I focused on
- Being flirty
- Being Non needy
- And giving her room to chase me
Our messaging was always short... Think 1-2 exchanges then she will ghost me for 1-2 months. Had to be patient and just re-engage like nothing happened, which was easy because I was always messing with other girls
Then out of the blue she hit me up with piping hot energy.... Saying how she wanted to meet that same night.
2. Date Pitch
My go to move for setting the precedent for a sexual encounter is always inviting girls to my house first. If they agree it means I get an easy lay, but in this case she showed some resistance and wanted to meet in public.
So I setup a date at a bar that was half way between us.... Also tried to get her closer to my place but she was resistant. This gave me the information that she was not totally sold on me yet, so definitely had some work to do on the date.
3A. Date (Provider Disqualify)
HBCleopatra was 29 years old, and I've noticed these women are ruthless about putting men in boxes. Meaning that if you display too many provider qualities, you'll either get a long wait time to sex or a one way ticket to the friend zone
So I made sure to do a few things to present myself like a horrible BF
- During text she asked if they served food at the location... Told her to eat before she got there because I wasn't hungry (Translation... I ain't buying you no dinner)
- Showed up 5 minutes late to the date (Translation... My time is more valuable than yours)
- Split the bill at the end of the date (Translation... I'm not your ATM machine, I'm your cum machine)
3B. Date (Lover Amplifier)
Since I was out of the running to become HBCleopatra's provider I had to ramp up the lover. And during the date I focused on
- Being laidback
- Keeping conversation focused on her while revealing as little about my self as possible
- Qualifying her on unique things I liked about her
- Discreet kino.. Since we were sitting opposite each other at a dinner table, I used my footsie skills to ramp up the physical dialogue... Who needs hands to physically escalate?
- Setting sexual frames
Basic stuff really, but during the date I told a story to set a strong sexual tone and entice her to seduce me.
I have to be honest guys. I'm super lazy when it comes to seduction, so I like finding sneaky ways to make women feel comfortable making moves on me, rather than trying to do all the heavy lifting
So to set the frame I told her a story about first date sex.. which went like this
I used a lot of rich descriptions to paint an image of the setup that was very similar our current date. Making it easier for her to associate herself with the woman in the story
Also made sure to use a lot of pregnant pauses and get her to contribute to the story and make the frames hit harder.
This also set her up for the major plot twist
Usually at this point, we take a break form the story and discuss open relationships and their views on them.
At this point, HBCleopatra opened up about how she fell in love with a man that was Poly. She was emotionally attached to him and experimented with other partners as a couple, not because she wanted to, but because she wanted to please him.
He introduced her to a new world of deep connection, excitement & fun, but sadly the relationship fizzled
This gave me input that she was in search of adventure but also connection. So I continued the story to add some elements of that...
After the story, I fractionated out of sex talk and focused on other things she was passionate about. Then shortly after, this happened...
4. The Pull
Her eye contact began to get more intense, and she stated how she liked the way I looked at her. Mind you, I remained laidback this entire time.
Her footsie escalation amplified and she started rubbing her knees aggressively against mine
She then showed me songs from her favorite artists, while stating how much I would love her in concert. I took this as a strong signal to begin closing out the deal but she beat me to the punch.....
By stating she was down for a nightcap and a Youtube video right now.... Guessed she learned about plausible deniability from someone
I immediately requested the check, split the bill and from there she took charge by
- Suggesting we go to my place real quick
- Asking if I drove or needed a ride
- Telling me to give her the address
She literally handled all the logistics for me.
Then when we got home, she started to rub my leg while we were snuggled up on the couch (why does this sound familiar?)
I started rubbing her pussy through her pants as we watched the video, then at some point she lost control and jumped on me, while demanding I take off all her clothes that very instance...
Needless to say.... I gladly obliged
So sit back, relax & enjoy or critique the hell out of a fun tale with a girl named HBCleopatra
1. How We Met
Matched with her 8 months ago on an OLD app called Hinge.
This was insane because 80% of my online hook ups happen within 2-5 days of matching with a girl. Never been a fan of the long game but sometimes it's necessary, especially with the hotter girls on OLD
So during our online banter, I focused on
- Being flirty
- Being Non needy
- And giving her room to chase me
Our messaging was always short... Think 1-2 exchanges then she will ghost me for 1-2 months. Had to be patient and just re-engage like nothing happened, which was easy because I was always messing with other girls
Then out of the blue she hit me up with piping hot energy.... Saying how she wanted to meet that same night.
2. Date Pitch
My go to move for setting the precedent for a sexual encounter is always inviting girls to my house first. If they agree it means I get an easy lay, but in this case she showed some resistance and wanted to meet in public.
So I setup a date at a bar that was half way between us.... Also tried to get her closer to my place but she was resistant. This gave me the information that she was not totally sold on me yet, so definitely had some work to do on the date.
3A. Date (Provider Disqualify)
HBCleopatra was 29 years old, and I've noticed these women are ruthless about putting men in boxes. Meaning that if you display too many provider qualities, you'll either get a long wait time to sex or a one way ticket to the friend zone
So I made sure to do a few things to present myself like a horrible BF
- During text she asked if they served food at the location... Told her to eat before she got there because I wasn't hungry (Translation... I ain't buying you no dinner)
- Showed up 5 minutes late to the date (Translation... My time is more valuable than yours)
- Split the bill at the end of the date (Translation... I'm not your ATM machine, I'm your cum machine)
3B. Date (Lover Amplifier)
Since I was out of the running to become HBCleopatra's provider I had to ramp up the lover. And during the date I focused on
- Being laidback
- Keeping conversation focused on her while revealing as little about my self as possible
- Qualifying her on unique things I liked about her
- Discreet kino.. Since we were sitting opposite each other at a dinner table, I used my footsie skills to ramp up the physical dialogue... Who needs hands to physically escalate?
- Setting sexual frames
Basic stuff really, but during the date I told a story to set a strong sexual tone and entice her to seduce me.
I have to be honest guys. I'm super lazy when it comes to seduction, so I like finding sneaky ways to make women feel comfortable making moves on me, rather than trying to do all the heavy lifting
So to set the frame I told her a story about first date sex.. which went like this
- Matched with on older woman on Hinge (Same app, I matched with her)
- Went on a date close to the beach (We were also at a location close to the beach )
- Date was going great and we're having an amazing connection (We were also having a blast at this point)
- Then at some point my date asked me if I would like to enjoy a smoke in her car and listen to some music (Plausible Deniability)
- Me being the gentleman I am, I agreed. But while we were in the car, she started to get a little touchy feely by rubbing my leg (I'm being chased)
- I knew exactly what she want that meant so we went decided to take our connection to the next level (Close)
- Went on a date close to the beach (We were also at a location close to the beach
)- Date was going great and we're having an amazing connection (We were also having a blast at this point)
- Then at some point my date asked me if I would like to enjoy a smoke in her car and listen to some music (Plausible Deniability)
- Me being the gentleman I am, I agreed. But while we were in the car, she started to get a little touchy feely by rubbing my leg (I'm being chased)
- I knew exactly what she want that meant so we went decided to take our connection to the next level (Close)
I used a lot of rich descriptions to paint an image of the setup that was very similar our current date. Making it easier for her to associate herself with the woman in the story
Also made sure to use a lot of pregnant pauses and get her to contribute to the story and make the frames hit harder.
This also set her up for the major plot twist
- While passion was riding high, her phone began to ring
- We obviously ignored it
- But after we both climaxed, she proceeded to make a phone call, with the first word out of her mouth to the person on the other side of the line being "Hey Honey!"
- I was in shock, because apparently.... she was married (Girls always gasp at this point)
- Yes, and she lied to her husband that she was hanging out with a female friend
- We obviously ignored it
- But after we both climaxed, she proceeded to make a phone call, with the first word out of her mouth to the person on the other side of the line being "Hey Honey!"
- I was in shock, because apparently.... she was married (Girls always gasp at this point)
- Yes, and she lied to her husband that she was hanging out with a female friend
Usually at this point, we take a break form the story and discuss open relationships and their views on them.
At this point, HBCleopatra opened up about how she fell in love with a man that was Poly. She was emotionally attached to him and experimented with other partners as a couple, not because she wanted to, but because she wanted to please him.
He introduced her to a new world of deep connection, excitement & fun, but sadly the relationship fizzled
This gave me input that she was in search of adventure but also connection. So I continued the story to add some elements of that...
- Aren't relationships so fulfilling though...
- She added.. "What are you talking about, you're a home-wrecker"
- I don't see it that way. Her relationship with her husband was finished and she was not getting her needs met
- I liked her and she liked me so it made no sense for us to discontinue our romance, because if she didn't do it with me she would have done it with someone else. So why should I miss out on all the fun
- She added.. "You're so bad but that makes sense"
- See, we just had to be careful not to jeopardize her reputation and we kept our affair as discreet and drama free as possible (Framing I'm low key and care about my women)
- She added.. "What are you talking about, you're a home-wrecker"
- I don't see it that way. Her relationship with her husband was finished and she was not getting her needs met
- I liked her and she liked me so it made no sense for us to discontinue our romance, because if she didn't do it with me she would have done it with someone else. So why should I miss out on all the fun
- She added.. "You're so bad but that makes sense"
- See, we just had to be careful not to jeopardize her reputation and we kept our affair as discreet and drama free as possible (Framing I'm low key and care about my women)
After the story, I fractionated out of sex talk and focused on other things she was passionate about. Then shortly after, this happened...
4. The Pull
Her eye contact began to get more intense, and she stated how she liked the way I looked at her. Mind you, I remained laidback this entire time.
Her footsie escalation amplified and she started rubbing her knees aggressively against mine
She then showed me songs from her favorite artists, while stating how much I would love her in concert. I took this as a strong signal to begin closing out the deal but she beat me to the punch.....
By stating she was down for a nightcap and a Youtube video right now.... Guessed she learned about plausible deniability from someone
I immediately requested the check, split the bill and from there she took charge by
- Suggesting we go to my place real quick
- Asking if I drove or needed a ride
- Telling me to give her the address
She literally handled all the logistics for me.
Then when we got home, she started to rub my leg while we were snuggled up on the couch (why does this sound familiar?)
I started rubbing her pussy through her pants as we watched the video, then at some point she lost control and jumped on me, while demanding I take off all her clothes that very instance...
Needless to say.... I gladly obliged
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