- Joined
- Jan 2, 2015
- Messages
- 1,107
This is one of if not my craziest lay so far. None of the actual seduction was abnormal. It was actually after the sex itself that things got weird.
The Seduction
I met this girl off Tinder at a park near her place. Lets call her Chloe. Just based on our messaging, I could tell exactly what kind of personality she would respond to. She was very outgoing, confident, and in her own way, dominant. As such, she's the type of girl who would respond well to a guy with the same attributes. My mood happens to fluctuate a lot. But on this particular day, I was feeling confident af. So I basically fit the bill for what she was looking for. Pretty much the moment I met her, this was all confirmed. I instinctively knew we were gonna fuck that night.
She was the type of girl who could basically talk forever. So I just let her go ahead and do that. She knows very little about me. She mostly talked about herself, and I just listened, related and made a cocky joke here and there. Conversationally, nothing was too noteworthy.
After we met at the park, we looked around and found a nearby coffee shop (neither of us knew the area. She was new to the city, and I'm navigationally challenged). So we just walked around till we found one. This whole process lasted about 45 mins or so. Then I suggested we go hang out at a nearby college campus (happens to be very beautiful). She obliged as it happens to be where she wanted to go to school. I drove us there.
At that point, I had already done a lot of compliance tests. She was very open to my physical escalation. For example, every time I put my arm around her even a little bit, she would lean in. So I already knew she was ready to be kissed. I sit us down at a nearby bench (happens to be the same bench were I've kissed many many girls). She was playing with her phone for whatever reason. So in a playful way, I pretend I'm trying to steal it. The next part is kind of hard to describe, but I'll do my best: As I was pulling the phone away from her, she held onto it. So her whole body started moving toward me. So when her face was relatively close to mine, I let go of the phone, put my arm behind her head and kissed her.
We walked around campus a little bit after that. At this point, she was aggressively kissing me every once in a while. I gave her a little bit, but I always pulled away before she got too much. Its a good way of baiting women and keeping the tension up. It's ok to kiss girls on dates, but don't on't turn into "makeout guy" as tempting as it might be. As we walked around, we talked some more. I suggested we grab something to drink (alcoholic) in a bit. She said she was down.
But we continued exploring campus for a while. At one point, I started making out with her again, this time I gave her a little more. She gave me the sex eyes and said "lets go get beer". We go to safeway and by a bottle of vodka. I ask her if she wants to drink it at her place or mine. She says her place is closer. We drive there.
From then on out, it was pretty much implied that we were going to fuck. We took a few shots, she put on some music, we continued chatting, with some making out in between. In the middle of all this, she decides to check up on where her roommate is (he's not home). She calls him and says "Hey where are you? When are you coming home? [He responds, then presumably asks her what she's doing]. Oh, I'm about to fuck this really cute guy in our living room" At this point, the sexual tension starts rising. Eventually, after I feel like its peaked, I take off her bra. Her response was "that's what I really love about having my own apartment I can walk around with no clothes on". She then proceeds to take all her clothes off. We have sex.
In the middle of sex, she randomly starts crying. I asked her why. At this point, she was very very drunk. She started saying a bunch of random shit that made no sense. Her response to "why are you crying" was "because no one in the dick-sucking business respects me". I shit you not that was what she said. I can't make this up! Also, she sucked dick like a champ. She's the first girl I've ever met who could fit my entire dick in her mouth.
Post Sex
By the time we were done having sex, she went from drunk to "can't form entire words/looks like she's about to pass out". Honestly, the reason I stopped is because if I had continued to have sex with her, it would have crossed the boundary from consensual to rape. So here she is, passing out on her bed. Also, her roommate just got home.
So I put on my pants, and I walk out shirtless (my shirt was still in their living room). I introduce myself to him and tell her she's in her room passing out. He asks me if I drugged her. I said I didn't, she just drank a lot. Even though I legitimately did nothing wrong, she was in such a bad state that it could look like I did. So I decided its best that I befriend him and show him that I'm not the kind of guy who would do something like that.
So we sit and chat for a while. Eventually, we hear a loud "thud". Clearly, the girl I left in her room had just fallen off her bed. Its clear that she's way too intoxicated to be left alone because she won't pass out, but she really has no control over her actions. So if she's lying down on her back, she could vomit and choke on it because it would go back down to her throat. Or, she honestly might just die of alcohol poisoning.
So we literally drag her completely naked ass out into the living room. First, we situate her on the couch. She falls off it several times. Then, she we take a blanket and put it out on the floor and have her lie on it. ...At that point, she started masturbating in front of us. ...SO just to be clear...she started masturbating and making sex noises in front of her male, gay roommate who she just moved in with! THIS LASTED A FULL HOUR!!!
To be honest, I was just amused by all this. I couldn't stop laughing. The roommate actually thought it was pretty funny too. Like, it was both really awkward but also funny for him at the same time. So we chill for another hour or so, drinking tea and watching its always sunny in Philadelphia while we wait for her to pass out. I found out from him that she had just broken up with a boyfriend who she was deeply in love with, which he explained is probably the reason why she started crying in the middle of sex.
Eventually....she straight up takes a piss. Yeah....just takes a phat piss in the middle of the living room floor in front of both of us!! I crack the fuck up. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long ass time. I stay for another 20-30 mins then leave.
Side Note: I'm trying out to do porn. But in order to do that, I have to be able to have an erection in front of a lot of people. Something I have not been able to do thus far. Mainly because of anxiety. So today, I was on a pill which strengthens erections. I had no idea I would be having sex with a girl. I just tried it out on my own time just to see what effect it would have on me. Well...the drug stays in my body for 72 hours. So it was still active when I was with this girl. And let me tell you...its amazing. No side effects. Makes me waay harder, there's more cum, and I don't lose my erection after I ejaculate. Highly recommend that everyone try it at least once. Especially if you want to extend your sex session to last...well pretty much as long as you want. It's called "Kangaroo"
The Seduction
I met this girl off Tinder at a park near her place. Lets call her Chloe. Just based on our messaging, I could tell exactly what kind of personality she would respond to. She was very outgoing, confident, and in her own way, dominant. As such, she's the type of girl who would respond well to a guy with the same attributes. My mood happens to fluctuate a lot. But on this particular day, I was feeling confident af. So I basically fit the bill for what she was looking for. Pretty much the moment I met her, this was all confirmed. I instinctively knew we were gonna fuck that night.
She was the type of girl who could basically talk forever. So I just let her go ahead and do that. She knows very little about me. She mostly talked about herself, and I just listened, related and made a cocky joke here and there. Conversationally, nothing was too noteworthy.
After we met at the park, we looked around and found a nearby coffee shop (neither of us knew the area. She was new to the city, and I'm navigationally challenged). So we just walked around till we found one. This whole process lasted about 45 mins or so. Then I suggested we go hang out at a nearby college campus (happens to be very beautiful). She obliged as it happens to be where she wanted to go to school. I drove us there.
At that point, I had already done a lot of compliance tests. She was very open to my physical escalation. For example, every time I put my arm around her even a little bit, she would lean in. So I already knew she was ready to be kissed. I sit us down at a nearby bench (happens to be the same bench were I've kissed many many girls). She was playing with her phone for whatever reason. So in a playful way, I pretend I'm trying to steal it. The next part is kind of hard to describe, but I'll do my best: As I was pulling the phone away from her, she held onto it. So her whole body started moving toward me. So when her face was relatively close to mine, I let go of the phone, put my arm behind her head and kissed her.
We walked around campus a little bit after that. At this point, she was aggressively kissing me every once in a while. I gave her a little bit, but I always pulled away before she got too much. Its a good way of baiting women and keeping the tension up. It's ok to kiss girls on dates, but don't on't turn into "makeout guy" as tempting as it might be. As we walked around, we talked some more. I suggested we grab something to drink (alcoholic) in a bit. She said she was down.
But we continued exploring campus for a while. At one point, I started making out with her again, this time I gave her a little more. She gave me the sex eyes and said "lets go get beer". We go to safeway and by a bottle of vodka. I ask her if she wants to drink it at her place or mine. She says her place is closer. We drive there.
From then on out, it was pretty much implied that we were going to fuck. We took a few shots, she put on some music, we continued chatting, with some making out in between. In the middle of all this, she decides to check up on where her roommate is (he's not home). She calls him and says "Hey where are you? When are you coming home? [He responds, then presumably asks her what she's doing]. Oh, I'm about to fuck this really cute guy in our living room" At this point, the sexual tension starts rising. Eventually, after I feel like its peaked, I take off her bra. Her response was "that's what I really love about having my own apartment I can walk around with no clothes on". She then proceeds to take all her clothes off. We have sex.
In the middle of sex, she randomly starts crying. I asked her why. At this point, she was very very drunk. She started saying a bunch of random shit that made no sense. Her response to "why are you crying" was "because no one in the dick-sucking business respects me". I shit you not that was what she said. I can't make this up! Also, she sucked dick like a champ. She's the first girl I've ever met who could fit my entire dick in her mouth.
Post Sex
By the time we were done having sex, she went from drunk to "can't form entire words/looks like she's about to pass out". Honestly, the reason I stopped is because if I had continued to have sex with her, it would have crossed the boundary from consensual to rape. So here she is, passing out on her bed. Also, her roommate just got home.
So I put on my pants, and I walk out shirtless (my shirt was still in their living room). I introduce myself to him and tell her she's in her room passing out. He asks me if I drugged her. I said I didn't, she just drank a lot. Even though I legitimately did nothing wrong, she was in such a bad state that it could look like I did. So I decided its best that I befriend him and show him that I'm not the kind of guy who would do something like that.
So we sit and chat for a while. Eventually, we hear a loud "thud". Clearly, the girl I left in her room had just fallen off her bed. Its clear that she's way too intoxicated to be left alone because she won't pass out, but she really has no control over her actions. So if she's lying down on her back, she could vomit and choke on it because it would go back down to her throat. Or, she honestly might just die of alcohol poisoning.
So we literally drag her completely naked ass out into the living room. First, we situate her on the couch. She falls off it several times. Then, she we take a blanket and put it out on the floor and have her lie on it. ...At that point, she started masturbating in front of us. ...SO just to be clear...she started masturbating and making sex noises in front of her male, gay roommate who she just moved in with! THIS LASTED A FULL HOUR!!!
To be honest, I was just amused by all this. I couldn't stop laughing. The roommate actually thought it was pretty funny too. Like, it was both really awkward but also funny for him at the same time. So we chill for another hour or so, drinking tea and watching its always sunny in Philadelphia while we wait for her to pass out. I found out from him that she had just broken up with a boyfriend who she was deeply in love with, which he explained is probably the reason why she started crying in the middle of sex.
Eventually....she straight up takes a piss. Yeah....just takes a phat piss in the middle of the living room floor in front of both of us!! I crack the fuck up. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long ass time. I stay for another 20-30 mins then leave.
Side Note: I'm trying out to do porn. But in order to do that, I have to be able to have an erection in front of a lot of people. Something I have not been able to do thus far. Mainly because of anxiety. So today, I was on a pill which strengthens erections. I had no idea I would be having sex with a girl. I just tried it out on my own time just to see what effect it would have on me. Well...the drug stays in my body for 72 hours. So it was still active when I was with this girl. And let me tell you...its amazing. No side effects. Makes me waay harder, there's more cum, and I don't lose my erection after I ejaculate. Highly recommend that everyone try it at least once. Especially if you want to extend your sex session to last...well pretty much as long as you want. It's called "Kangaroo"
