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Hey fellas, this isn’t a lay report really since l had already written about this girl last week, this was just a confirmation lay. The report isn’t about the lay though, it’s just something l have had the misfortune to endure twice. (PS: it’s a disgusting story so you might want to brace yourself). {This is a different girl from the one l had over on thursday, this occured on friday}
Last night BJ girl came over and l gave her a massage which had her begging me to jam myself into her and l was quite willing, till l decided to go down on her using a style l saw on the Kama sutra, you know, the one in which you go down on a girl from the side? Not while between her legs. Boy did l get a nasty surprise.
When leaning in from the side, you get a direct view of her butthole, and that butt be full on nasty! There’s a lil poop glaring at me, daring me to get my mouth any closer, and to make things worse, a lil bit of it was drooping to her V while l gave her a back massage. Well, you could definitely tell that was the end of me going anywhere near her vagina with my mouth, but since l couldn’t leave her hanging, l went with the finger rubbing routine, she was like “make me cum with your Tongue” In my head am like “no bloody way! Have you wiped your butt this century?” But l just say “l can’t stand it, l have to be inside your wet lil pussy NOW!” whip out a Condom and badda Bing, badda bam, shit got down (forgive the pun)
Now, this would have been pretty dang weird if l had not had the misfortune of having a Different Girl with the same dang problem! This was last year, before my GC days, there was this girl l was hooking up with. A lousy lay but was the only one l had for consistent lays so l put up with a lot of shit from her(not shit poop, just to clarify
)
One time she came over and l had bought some mint to try to spice things up, so l eat her out using some and one of them falls in between her butt cheeks and l decide l’ll get it later, and continue with the ramming. Later, as we were chatting
This really pissed me off no end, and l remembered the mint in her butt, since l was playing with it at the time, and being a complete dick, l opened her butt cheeks only to find the pellet had made a new poopy friend. Took the pellet and:
Me: “here’s a mint for you”
Opens up and proceeds to eat it. My inner demon was gratified though l did feel bad later
Now my point for all this diatribe is to ask, how come two different girls had poop on their butt? I mean for pits sake! They are supposed to be the fairer sex!
Anyway, next time you decide to go down town, just keep an eye out. Is there any one with similar stories? Peace out!
Last night BJ girl came over and l gave her a massage which had her begging me to jam myself into her and l was quite willing, till l decided to go down on her using a style l saw on the Kama sutra, you know, the one in which you go down on a girl from the side? Not while between her legs. Boy did l get a nasty surprise.
When leaning in from the side, you get a direct view of her butthole, and that butt be full on nasty! There’s a lil poop glaring at me, daring me to get my mouth any closer, and to make things worse, a lil bit of it was drooping to her V while l gave her a back massage. Well, you could definitely tell that was the end of me going anywhere near her vagina with my mouth, but since l couldn’t leave her hanging, l went with the finger rubbing routine, she was like “make me cum with your Tongue” In my head am like “no bloody way! Have you wiped your butt this century?” But l just say “l can’t stand it, l have to be inside your wet lil pussy NOW!” whip out a Condom and badda Bing, badda bam, shit got down (forgive the pun)
Now, this would have been pretty dang weird if l had not had the misfortune of having a Different Girl with the same dang problem! This was last year, before my GC days, there was this girl l was hooking up with. A lousy lay but was the only one l had for consistent lays so l put up with a lot of shit from her(not shit poop, just to clarify
) One time she came over and l had bought some mint to try to spice things up, so l eat her out using some and one of them falls in between her butt cheeks and l decide l’ll get it later, and continue with the ramming. Later, as we were chatting
This really pissed me off no end, and l remembered the mint in her butt, since l was playing with it at the time, and being a complete dick, l opened her butt cheeks only to find the pellet had made a new poopy friend. Took the pellet and:
Me: “here’s a mint for you”
Opens up and proceeds to eat it. My inner demon was gratified though l did feel bad later
Now my point for all this diatribe is to ask, how come two different girls had poop on their butt? I mean for pits sake! They are supposed to be the fairer sex!
Anyway, next time you decide to go down town, just keep an eye out. Is there any one with similar stories? Peace out!
