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Hue

Tribal Elder
Tribal Elder
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Yo,

so there's this girl who's a sexy freak who I've been in a game of cat and mouse with for a month or two. I fucked up and didn't qualify her once upon a time, then one night I got real drunk, and my phone died, but I had really wanted to get with her that night.
Dumb ass me gave her my number, then didn't close. Weeks later she adds me on snapchat, and whenever I see her it's been a game of cat and mouse ever since.
Last Friday (or, Saturday really. This girl and her friends are fucking crazy and stay up all night partying like every day of the week) she snaps me suuper late (7:00 am) complaining about how her friends are getting fucked, and she's sitting there horny without a cock inside her. Then flashes her tit (perfect nipples) in a snapchat video. I didn't see it until Saturday night.
Snaptext (Me): Looks like you had fun last night (;

Next night (Sunday 8:00 am)

Snapchat (Her): *Three pictures and her in bed with a guy*
Snaptext (Me): No fun ;-p

Tonight

Snapchat (Her): *Her in bed playing with dog*
Snapchat (Me): *mischievous smile* Classic Thing 2, playing with a pooch in a bed (one of my nicknames is 'the dog' and she knows this)
Snapchat (Her): Two pictures *her with eyes closed* I need you to bring me crack, a dildo, or anything else that can set me off right now. Shout out to my mom for giving birth to a trashcan today (me)
Snapchat (Me): Two pictures *me smirking with a thinking hand to face* I got you on the crack, but it has to be your birthday only. *poster of Kurt Cobain* The dildo is his so I can't lend it out too leisurely
Snapchat (Her): *Videos and pictures of a movie.* One of which she typed, "I. Need. You. To. Stick. Your. Dick. In. All. Of. My. Openings."
Snapstory (Her): *Picture of movie* I'm literally so aroused. Need a towel.
Snapchat (Me): *Picture of guy at NBA allstar game, micheivously smiling* That can be arranged
Shapchat (Her): *Video of naked woman on tv show* Raise your hand if you want to drink her snake juice
Snaptext (Me): Snapchat is boring, what's your number? (thanks JJ)
Snaptext (Her): **********

Me: Hey it's Hueman, who are you with rn?
Her: No one lol
Me: Me neither.. I'm about to hop in the shower, we should watch whatever movie you have on when I'm done
Her: It's my fave show
Me: You won't mind a little distraction will you?

After this she snaps me 3 times of stupid shit and her playing with her dog. I believe she's at her parents house, and probably bored as shit over there.
I didn't respond to any of them, because fuck that.
At least I got her number, I guess, but since it's been a game of cat and mouse, and me hiding the banana until now, I don't know how realistic it is since I showed my card and failed.
Every time I see her out she will be super touchy and sexual, a little bit testy, and then always leave no matter if I pass the tests or not. She's a huuge flirt, but I know she wants the D. Her roommate jokes with me about her in a sexual way every time I see her, too.

I know she's an attention whore, but that doesn't mean I can't fuck her because of that.

Anyone that knows snap game, or has insight on similar situations?
 
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