What's new

Solid Response To, "You're A Pussy."

Cacc

Space Monkey
space monkey
Joined
Feb 4, 2017
Messages
353
That's a 5th grade classic. Here's another one:

some person: you're a pussy.
cacc: I know you are but what am I?
 

Richard

Tribal Elder
Tribal Elder
Joined
Mar 1, 2013
Messages
1,819
Why not just wink, smile, and go back to talking to a hot chick?
 

Snazzy

Space Monkey
space monkey
Joined
Aug 12, 2017
Messages
21
"That's the dumbest thing i ever heard, and i don't have to take that from you. bye"

this one all depends on the situation though, you might have to turn it up a notch
 

Snazzy

Space Monkey
space monkey
Joined
Aug 12, 2017
Messages
21
backstory said:
some person: you're a pussy.
backstory: i am what i eat.
That's not smart at all. if you say that, then you've taken value away from yourself and given her power. then your acting like her pussy is the shit, and she's going to feel more important. you don't need that.
 

Snazzy

Space Monkey
space monkey
Joined
Aug 12, 2017
Messages
21
Cacc said:
That's a 5th grade classic. Here's another one:

some person: you're a pussy.
cacc: I know you are but what am I?
then your setting yourself up, and asking her to talk more shit about you. that doesn't work either
 

Snazzy

Space Monkey
space monkey
Joined
Aug 12, 2017
Messages
21
Richard said:
Why not just wink, smile, and go back to talking to a hot chick?
my man richard is pointing in the right direction. she doesn't deserve a wink though
 

Kilyan

Space Monkey
space monkey
Joined
Aug 9, 2017
Messages
18
Law of Least Effort. Give them a look

p.s: Snazzy I'm pretty sure backstory and cacc are monkeying.
 

Snazzy

Space Monkey
space monkey
Joined
Aug 12, 2017
Messages
21
think of it like this, if a bitch tests you and says "you're a pussy" whats she trying to manipulate you to do? what would a sucker do in that scenario? he'd say "i'm not a pussy, I'm the man!" and probably do some stupid shit to try to prove it to her. she's trying to get you to prove yourself to her, and real men don't have to prove shit. you can't be a sucker, you can't be like any other man, and you can't give her attention when she comes at you with that bullshit. you probably have better shit to do, and if you don't, you have a shitty life and need to find better shit to do.
 

Snazzy

Space Monkey
space monkey
Joined
Aug 12, 2017
Messages
21
Kilyan said:
data:image/jpeg;base64,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 Law of Least Effot.

I can't see your image but your right. you don't want to put effort into this shit, because if you do, she's going to do more stupid shit, find out that you're easy to manipulate and get bored of you. don't go that route.
 
a good date brings a smile to your lips... and hers

foggy

Modern Human
Modern Human
Joined
Jul 20, 2015
Messages
1,532
hello my dearest Snazzy. your insistent input is definitely appreciated.

initially i should have clarified about the situation you should use the "i am what i eat" response.

pretend you and your best friend are hanging out together, bantering, and otherwise doing typical things that drunken 15 year olds would do. its just a fun time, and any insults you throw at each other aren't going to be serious. perfect time to use this response if he calls you a pussy.

with a broad? yes, a different response will be necessary.
 
Top