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Note: Started writing this on New Year's but left it up and am posting it now.

Ever since college ended, I have had a tough time forming a social circle so I was not invited to any New Years Eve parties going on in my are. Decided to say fuck it and just walk around (I live in a major city) the city to see what was going on, we had the whole countdown to New Years thing going on. Did not approach any females that were at the event because most were tourists and I just didn't feel like it. Went to the event and then just went back to my apartment but as I wait for the elevator, one girl who I have run into a few times in recent months is behind me with her laundry. Now here is some background, I've talked to this girl before, chatted with her, and even saw her at a bar I go to sometimes. Approached her at that bar a month ago but her two friends (one fatty and one feminist) ended up cockblocking me to where I just said fuck it and gave up. Before that things were going well and I thought I almost had the lay.

The girl is so my type, she is thin but kinda tall blonde chick of Italian background. I turn around and talk to her.

Me: Laundry on new year's?
Her: What's wrong with that?
Me: I just thought you would be out partying like everyone else (elevator comes down and we get in it)
Her: Well why aren't you partying?
Me: There are better ways for me to spend New Years
Her: How?
Me: With you obviously
Her: (smiles)
Me: So what are you up to for the rest of tonight?
Her: Laundry and probably rest
Me: You can definitely use some company
Her: How do you know?
Me: The way you smiled when I said I want to spend this new years with you
Her: (smiles again and starts to laugh but she drops the basket with her laundry in it)
Me: (I pick up some of her clothes and put them into the basket) Here
Her: Look what you made me do!
Me: I never knocked it out of your hand, you just didn't pay attention to it (getting off of the elevator to her floor now)
Her: What do you want? (laughing)
Me: To spend this night with you (getting closed to her and putting my hands on her shoulders)
Her: Fine (walks to her apartment as I hold the basket and she opens the door)

I wasted no time, I put the basket in a nice area and then immediately got down to business.

Me: We should have done this after we met at the bar (kissing her on the neck and grabbing her thin body as she starts to moan)
Her: So this is your idea of spending the night huh (breathing hard)
Me: Yes (locking lips with her as I have her against the wall)

I am taller and muscular while she is tall (but shorter than me) and thin. As we make out I aggressively start to pull her pants down, put my finger inside of her panties, and finger her while we are basically eating each other's face. She has her hands around my head as I am just shoving my face against hers, having her pinned against the wall.

I quickly take my clothes off and get hers taken off, put her over my shoulders, take her to the bed, and start eating her pussy. I have never eaten pussy so aggressively in my entire life, her crotch smelled like Nutella. Pound her missionary style and then go to sleep on top of her, grabbing her tightly as I do. We wake up on New Year's covered in sweat and I start to kiss her as she tries to get off of me.

Her: Come on get off of me
Me: No, I want some more sugar
Her: Perv (laughing)
Me: Your crotch literally smelled like Nutella (kissing her on the neck and cheeks)
Her: Crazy (laughing)
Me: Come here beautiful (kissing her more aggressively)

She gave in and I got some good morning sex out of it, missionary style. After we were done with that, she sat on my lap naked in bed and we chatted a little, I kissed her on the neck afterwards too.

Me: So what would your friends think if we fucked?
Her: You're not telling them are you?
Me: No, but I will be seeing you again I know that
Her: What makes you so sure?
Me: You love this (putting my hand over her pussy and grabbing it as she moans) and this (kissing her)
Her: (laughing)
Me: You do! (kissing her on the neck)
Her: I have to get to my laundry! (smiling)
Me: Your laundry smells better when its dirty (grabbing her pussy and then sniffing my hand afterwards)
Her: Freak! (laughing hard)
Me: You like it (kissing her on the neck again)
Her: But I have to get to my laundry
Me: I'll help you clean up your laundry and then I going to have some fun with this (grabbing her pussy again as she moaned)
Her: Fine

So the two of us, NAKED, help her arrange her laundry. We have some random conversations along the way but damn I am horny. I help her get it all set so she could iron it later and then I cannot help myself. Walk towards her and wrestle her down to the bed, start aggressively making out and once again I fuck her without any condoms on. Just cannot help myself, my breaths get deep as I fuck her doggystyle, bust on her belly. We lay down naked for a few.

Me: Look, you're great in bed and I know you loved this time we have spent together, put your number in my phone and lets do this again sometime
Her: Sure

The naked blonde put the number in my phone and after a while I left.

Two days ago, got a text from her.

Her: What are you doing?
Me: Relaxing, you?
Her: Kinda the same
Me: I am coming by, we're relaxing together
Her: That works lol

Go up to her apartment, walk into the door, close it, push her up against the wall, and start making out without wasting a second.

Her: Okay, relax, my clothes are not coming off
Me: I am not taking them off (continuing to kiss her)
Her: You just want me for the pussy huh
Me: With a pussy like that who wouldn't? (grabbing her pussy and then kissing her)
Her: Perv! (laughing as I kiss her)
Me: So what laundry do you need help with today? (kissing her again and grabbing her crotch)
Her: Nothing, just wanted to talk
Me: Fine (put her over my shoulder and carry her to the bed)

We chat and listen to her, putting my hand on her thighs and kissing her on the neck. She tells me about what is going on in her life (most of which I am not not revealing). I engage with her and ask her questions while kissing her, there is this POWERFUL smell coming from her pussy that I cannot resist. Keep kissing her and asking her questions but then she kisses me back. I wrestle her down to bed and get on top of her.

Me: Don't worry, I will not be taking your clothes off!
Her: You better not
Me: Keep telling me about this job offer you have

I put my head against her crotch and gently rub my cheeks against it as she is moaning while talking. Then she pulls her pants down and takes off her top, she is now in her two piece with my on top of her. Just stick to kissing her and nibbling on her camel toe which shows through her panties. That smell, it was driving me insane but I kept my cool, kissed her on the abs even and kept rubbing her thighs.

Me: Look, no harm in admitting that you're human and want some good fuck
Her: Nice try, I am not taking off my clothes
Me: Well you're in your bra and panties
Her: I am not getting naked
Me: Well, I want to get naked but I won't be taking off your clothes, keep telling me about that job offer
Her: I am not getting naked so what's the point
Me: Well I feel more comfortable naked, I can't take my clothes off now either
Her: You just want the pussy
Me: No, your lips are beautiful, your body is amazing, these thighs, this ass, and I didn't even get on those titties, I don't JUST want the pussy (kissing her on the abs)
Her: Fine, get naked, but I am not getting naked

I get naked and rub my dick over her panties as she tells me her story, I am on top of her listening , arms coiled around her back, and commenting. She starts moaning after a while.

Me: What's wrong? (rubbing her back)
Her: Nothing
Me: Fine, so tell me what he said
Her: Okay fine! (laughing and taking her top off)
Me: Hay don't worry, you're not naked (sucking on each of her nipples)
Her: You want those panties off, I know it
Me: Well I could just slip them over and fuck that beautiful thing
Her: No, dammit! (slipping off her own panties)

I eat the pussy, not giving a damn about the outcomes, I just ate the pussy as she moaned. Then we fucked again and I dominated her missionary style. I flipped her over face down and started fucking her that way, she moaned and yelled but it felt amazing dominating her. We were covered in sweat and smelling of musk, I could not just stop at fucking her, I had to kiss her and suck on those perky titts too. We had so much fun that day and later laid around bullshitting as I blew a load on the bed sheets.

After that, I head home. Was thinking of uploading her pic but I think I might be going somewhere with this girl so I will save that option for later.
 

lao che

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I have NEVER got laid as easily as you get laid with laundry girls.

Happy New Year lol
 

lao che

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Hey pry, you prefer day game or night game?

Pry: ''Neither, I prefer elevator game ''
 

Grand Pooba

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Excellent report, man.

Oh Pry said:
Ever since college ended, I have had a tough time forming a social circle so I was not invited to any New Years Eve parties going on in my are. Decided to say fuck it and just walk around (I live in a major city) the city to see what was going on, we had the whole countdown to New Years thing going on. Did not approach any females that were at the event because most were tourists and I just didn't feel like it. Went to the event and then just went back to my apartment but as I wait for the elevator, one girl who I have run into a few times in recent months is behind me with her laundry. Now here is some background, I've talked to this girl before, chatted with her, and even saw her at a bar I go to sometimes. Approached her at that bar a month ago but her two friends (one fatty and one feminist) ended up cockblocking me to where I just said fuck it and gave up. Before that things were going well and I thought I almost had the lay.

So some part of this report is actually a continuation of the tension that you created with this girl when you met her and connected with her at that bar. If you were to look into that encounter and the subsequent cockblock/disapproval from her friends, I think you can connect the dots as to why this time it was so smooth.

It's great that you got a second chance - quite rare in my experience, but also makes it feel that much better when you win.

Now, my favorite part of this entire report:

Oh Pry said:
Me: Laundry on new year's?
Her: What's wrong with that?
Me: I just thought you would be out partying like everyone else (elevator comes down and we get in it)
Her: Well why aren't you partying?
Me: There are better ways for me to spend New Years
Her: How?
Me: With you obviously
Her: (smiles)

THIS - This is what proper dominance, framing, everything looks like. You're probably smiling deviously, and the interaction is hinting towards something sexual, but not clear. And from this point on you just smoothly led the interaction because she already accepted your frame when she smiled.

Oh Pry said:
Me: So what are you up to for the rest of tonight?
Her: Laundry and probably rest

Good question. She's free the rest of the night.

Oh Pry said:
Me: You can definitely use some company
Her: How do you know?
Me: The way you smiled when I said I want to spend this new years with you
Her: (smiles again and starts to laugh but she drops the basket with her laundry in it)

Dominance and also making her aware of her sexual interest for you. She can't help but agree, so now she's just following your lead.

Oh Pry said:
Me: (I pick up some of her clothes and put them into the basket) Here
Her: Look what you made me do!
Me: I never knocked it out of your hand, you just didn't pay attention to it (getting off of the elevator to her floor now)
Her: What do you want? (laughing)
Me: To spend this night with you (getting closed to her and putting my hands on her shoulders)
Her: Fine (walks to her apartment as I hold the basket and she opens the door)

Could have probably added another sexual or chase frame here, but anyway - going direct seemed to work very well with this girl. I like that you followed her along to her floor, quite dominantly, with no permission or anything.

I learned a couple of things myself from this report - especially the role of dominance and not asking permission to feel the way you do. In watching you the past year or two it seems you've really made solid progress, and I'm also happy to see that rather than being a victim to circumstances like some other folks in your situation a year or two ago, you're taking a proactive approach to learning and applying your skill at the right opportunities. And the results are solid! Keep it up man.
 
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Great gift from 2016, man!

I liked this piece a lot.

@ GP

What's your analysis on her shit test "you just want the pussy" on the second meeting? What's a good way to answer that? I get that one a lot.
 

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Big Daddy said:
@ GP

What's your analysis on her shit test "you just want the pussy" on the second meeting? What's a good way to answer that? I get that one a lot.

Oh Pry said:
Her: Okay, relax, my clothes are not coming off
Me: I am not taking them off (continuing to kiss her)
Her: You just want me for the pussy huh
Me: With a pussy like that who wouldn't? (grabbing her pussy and then kissing her)
Her: Perv! (laughing as I kiss her)
Me: So what laundry do you need help with today? (kissing her again and grabbing her crotch)
Her: Nothing, just wanted to talk
Me: Fine (put her over my shoulder and carry her to the bed)

Oh Pry answered this the right way.

This is a test to see where she stands in your eye and also to see how dominant and non-judgemental a man you are, at it's core. There are a couple of other things going on too, but that's the gist of it - because she slept with him quickly and it's a highly sexual relationship, she wants to see how she is viewed by the guy and make sure that he isn't viewing her as a just another girl - at it's worst, it's her fear of a guy seeing her as a cum-dumpster.

The way you respond to her shit test is either by being aloof and playing INTO it - this is what Oh Pry did above - or you ignore it completely.
The absolute wrong way to handle it is to take her comment at face value and either have a serious response or an apologetic response, which both shows that you judged her for sleeping with you quickly and being sexual with you and that you don't view her as an actual person, or that you're not quite that dominant or attractive a man, and she's higher value than you are (and not a kind of girl you're used to being with).
At the end of the day, you want to have fun with a woman, both in sexual and non-sexual ways.
So what Oh Pry did is basically:
1. Agreed with her and played into it even more - it became a subtle sexual compliment that she's good in bed.
2. Grabbed her crotch and kissed her - very sexual, but by kissing her it's also a romantic/connection builder between them.
3. Changed the topic - what laundry does she need help with. This seals his frame - at this time it's highly sexual, and there may be something more.
 
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