So I'm a firefighter, there's 2 of us and we're on this outpost-like structure on a hill overwatching a village and it's midnight. City lights and all in the horizon, we've got tables and benches outside and it's a real cool spot for couples to chill at night when we're not stationed there to ruin their privacy 
We're about to pass out after a whole day's shift, I've set up my camping matress on the floor and I'm chilling on phone when I hear a car pull up. Wasn't sure whether it stopped or carried on until I hear its' doors open so I jump up, expecting some random rat or a supervisor. I notify my partner who's lying flat on his face and shrugs it off.
Turns out it's SuperCutie wearing a black strapless bandeau and black shorts(?), she's real exposed, THICCK body build, not chubby or fat just CURVY AF, juicy thighs, mid-big tatas, she's got it all. And she's got the cutest eyes, kind of a slavic-mediterannean exotic mix. Very kissable lips. Her guyfriend is MrChubbyBoy
Originally I thought they were a couple and I didn't feel like interrupting them, stepping outside our little outpost and greeting them. So I figure they're just gonna get kissy kissy touchy touchy n fk off. Turns out they're friends from what I could hear from their conversation, they were discussing random subjects.. sexual ones even and joking and laughing out loud about it and stuff.
They would've been a bother if I actually wanted to sleep but I had lost all my will to sleep. My partner was probably asleep idk. So I decide after about 30 minutes to step outside and greet them.
I ask them what they're up to, what's up etc, if they've been to any parties, (cause the way SuperCutie was dressed) they say no, it's Wednesday and all's dead. I tell them there's this music event at my X town's known club, they realize I'm from X town, which is about a 25 min drive so we're neighbours.
Here's the first IOI from SuperCutie, she asks me how old I am as I look 'young', (firefighters here tend to be older due to the economic crisis and budget cuts, hiring fresh blood was rare). I tell her my age (24), should've made her guess. MrChubbyBoy says SuperCutie looks young too, am I gonna ask for her age aswell?
I do, she's 17. I tell her I would've guessed she was 19. She kinda didn't like that I think lmao, should've told her she looks more mature for her age which is a good thing but at the same time it isn't cause *hand/wrist signal gesturing cuffed wrists for the lols & implying that I'd tap that but too young, but I didn't. I later found out MrChubbyBoy was 18 after he asked me whether I knew some people he's got at his university but they were probs young af just like him so no sauce, basically they both in their late teens.
MrChubbyBoy turns out to be working at a hotel complex near my place where I know some Buzzcut fuck who's at the reception and the other day we tried to make him bribe the security guy at the gatehouse to let us in so we can bring some shisha and booze and chill with him and 3 chicks that were working over there (and we'd bang'em of course) but security guy didn't let us in.
Apparently Buzzcut told the story to everyone as MrChubbyBoy tells me the exact same story. I tell him those guys that were gonna go in with the booze was me and my pals lmfao. Social circle/thug life++ (And I've barely got people to hang out with or do shit, so what are the odds huh). Plan B was to sneak from the beach/rocks but we were unsure if the new owner/manager had fenced that part off so we did something else.
We chit chat back and forth, I learn more about them, SuperCutie asks for my name, "Chubadoo", "omg I know some Chubadoo and you look just like him"
MrChubbyBoy tells her I'm 2 meters tall while "the Chubadoo" she knows is 1,50. She continiues describing my facial features and whatever and I'm simply smiling at her. She's really checking me out with her sly eyes, constant eye contact throughout the whole interaction. They introduce themselves to me but I was sitting on a chair, about 1,5m away from their bench and I'm like "Nice to meet you", didn't bother to go for a shake.
Around then, or earlier (idk memory's blurry I didn't even sleep at night) SuperCutie asks me what I'm doing over there alone, if I'm a volunteer or actual firefighter, I tell her my driver's inside sleeping and we should keep it a bit quieter, I'm an actual firefighter. Asks me more about my post there and I explain here, in general she showed interest in me. Around here I also mention that I had seen them as a 'couple' approach and didn't wanna bother their privacy that's why I was late to greet them and she makes it loud and clear that they are NOT a couple. Haha.
Afterwards some waterfalls in my town are mentioned and girl has no idea where they are. It's a super obvious spot, she's been in my town a bunch of times and we're trying to describe it to her but she's got no clue. Which surprises me and MrChubbyBoy.
My memory fades around here, nothing extraordinary just random chatter, they kept telling me crazy shit they did while drunk and I was acknowledging them. Girl was smily and looking at me all the time.
At some point MrChubbyBoy receives a call from one of his female friends, they're aboutta go and pick her up as she's just finished work. He tells her he'll be there in about 10 minutes. He hangs up, bitch calls him back. He asks her if she's dumb, hangs up a while after. We chat a little while longer. Suddenly they get up, say their byes, "good to meet you", we shake hands and off they go... my handshake with SuperCutie should've been warmer with some thumb rubbing . Gotta take notes.
...Anyway before that I should've been like "Hey you both look real cool, give me your socials and maybe we can hang out some time." They looked in the mood to give it with pleasure lol, easy snatch but I failed.
Whatever, I searched for her on social for about 20 mins and actually found her, big boi stalker. She's a mini celeb with 700 likes / post and my insta account aint the best so idk how the social game will go, at least the opener was in person. I'm gonna follow her later in the evening or night (it's morning now) and may text her either at night or tomorrow. I want about 5-6 texts max interraction (or less) to seal the date before her interest dies out, which I sense was strong.
Now I need help with the opener text.
Not sure how to break that first text ice, I'm thinking whether to send her adick pic of the waterfall and be like "It's even better up close."
Two friends suggested that, it will show her that I remember our interaction and took notes.
I found the above idea good as my other one was a kinda longer teasing sentence such as "Was pleasure meeting you SuperCutie but you're at least outrageous about the waterfall"
Basically I want the interaction to be around the waterfall and I wanna lead it along the lines "We oughta visit it together/I gotta give you a tour around there" but if I send her a picture of it and she realizes what it is she may be like:
"oh that shit? alright haha i know it just forgot"
"WELL MAYBE I GIVE YOU A TOUR YOU'RE GONNA REMEMBER FOR A LIFETIME THEN"
Your thoughts?
PS: We've got a saying here that if a bird craps on you it's good luck/you're gonna make money. Well upon finding my car in the morning back at the station it had like 50 birdpoops, the big juicy ones.. dunno if that's a good sign or what but car's gotta get into the carwash now -.-
PS#2: Age of consent is below 17 in this country so we good.
We're about to pass out after a whole day's shift, I've set up my camping matress on the floor and I'm chilling on phone when I hear a car pull up. Wasn't sure whether it stopped or carried on until I hear its' doors open so I jump up, expecting some random rat or a supervisor. I notify my partner who's lying flat on his face and shrugs it off.
Turns out it's SuperCutie wearing a black strapless bandeau and black shorts(?), she's real exposed, THICCK body build, not chubby or fat just CURVY AF, juicy thighs, mid-big tatas, she's got it all. And she's got the cutest eyes, kind of a slavic-mediterannean exotic mix. Very kissable lips. Her guyfriend is MrChubbyBoy
Originally I thought they were a couple and I didn't feel like interrupting them, stepping outside our little outpost and greeting them. So I figure they're just gonna get kissy kissy touchy touchy n fk off. Turns out they're friends from what I could hear from their conversation, they were discussing random subjects.. sexual ones even and joking and laughing out loud about it and stuff.
They would've been a bother if I actually wanted to sleep but I had lost all my will to sleep. My partner was probably asleep idk. So I decide after about 30 minutes to step outside and greet them.
I ask them what they're up to, what's up etc, if they've been to any parties, (cause the way SuperCutie was dressed) they say no, it's Wednesday and all's dead. I tell them there's this music event at my X town's known club, they realize I'm from X town, which is about a 25 min drive so we're neighbours.
Here's the first IOI from SuperCutie, she asks me how old I am as I look 'young', (firefighters here tend to be older due to the economic crisis and budget cuts, hiring fresh blood was rare). I tell her my age (24), should've made her guess. MrChubbyBoy says SuperCutie looks young too, am I gonna ask for her age aswell?
I do, she's 17. I tell her I would've guessed she was 19. She kinda didn't like that I think lmao, should've told her she looks more mature for her age which is a good thing but at the same time it isn't cause *hand/wrist signal gesturing cuffed wrists for the lols & implying that I'd tap that but too young, but I didn't. I later found out MrChubbyBoy was 18 after he asked me whether I knew some people he's got at his university but they were probs young af just like him so no sauce, basically they both in their late teens.
MrChubbyBoy turns out to be working at a hotel complex near my place where I know some Buzzcut fuck who's at the reception and the other day we tried to make him bribe the security guy at the gatehouse to let us in so we can bring some shisha and booze and chill with him and 3 chicks that were working over there (and we'd bang'em of course) but security guy didn't let us in.
Apparently Buzzcut told the story to everyone as MrChubbyBoy tells me the exact same story. I tell him those guys that were gonna go in with the booze was me and my pals lmfao. Social circle/thug life++ (And I've barely got people to hang out with or do shit, so what are the odds huh). Plan B was to sneak from the beach/rocks but we were unsure if the new owner/manager had fenced that part off so we did something else.
We chit chat back and forth, I learn more about them, SuperCutie asks for my name, "Chubadoo", "omg I know some Chubadoo and you look just like him"
MrChubbyBoy tells her I'm 2 meters tall while "the Chubadoo" she knows is 1,50. She continiues describing my facial features and whatever and I'm simply smiling at her. She's really checking me out with her sly eyes, constant eye contact throughout the whole interaction. They introduce themselves to me but I was sitting on a chair, about 1,5m away from their bench and I'm like "Nice to meet you", didn't bother to go for a shake.
Around then, or earlier (idk memory's blurry I didn't even sleep at night) SuperCutie asks me what I'm doing over there alone, if I'm a volunteer or actual firefighter, I tell her my driver's inside sleeping and we should keep it a bit quieter, I'm an actual firefighter. Asks me more about my post there and I explain here, in general she showed interest in me. Around here I also mention that I had seen them as a 'couple' approach and didn't wanna bother their privacy that's why I was late to greet them and she makes it loud and clear that they are NOT a couple. Haha.
Afterwards some waterfalls in my town are mentioned and girl has no idea where they are. It's a super obvious spot, she's been in my town a bunch of times and we're trying to describe it to her but she's got no clue. Which surprises me and MrChubbyBoy.
My memory fades around here, nothing extraordinary just random chatter, they kept telling me crazy shit they did while drunk and I was acknowledging them. Girl was smily and looking at me all the time.
At some point MrChubbyBoy receives a call from one of his female friends, they're aboutta go and pick her up as she's just finished work. He tells her he'll be there in about 10 minutes. He hangs up, bitch calls him back. He asks her if she's dumb, hangs up a while after. We chat a little while longer. Suddenly they get up, say their byes, "good to meet you", we shake hands and off they go... my handshake with SuperCutie should've been warmer with some thumb rubbing
. Gotta take notes....Anyway before that I should've been like "Hey you both look real cool, give me your socials and maybe we can hang out some time." They looked in the mood to give it with pleasure lol, easy snatch but I failed.
Whatever, I searched for her on social for about 20 mins and actually found her, big boi stalker. She's a mini celeb with 700 likes / post and my insta account aint the best so idk how the social game will go, at least the opener was in person. I'm gonna follow her later in the evening or night (it's morning now) and may text her either at night or tomorrow. I want about 5-6 texts max interraction (or less) to seal the date before her interest dies out, which I sense was strong.
Now I need help with the opener text.
Not sure how to break that first text ice, I'm thinking whether to send her a
Two friends suggested that, it will show her that I remember our interaction and took notes.
I found the above idea good as my other one was a kinda longer teasing sentence such as "Was pleasure meeting you SuperCutie but you're at least outrageous about the waterfall"
Basically I want the interaction to be around the waterfall and I wanna lead it along the lines "We oughta visit it together/I gotta give you a tour around there" but if I send her a picture of it and she realizes what it is she may be like:
"oh that shit? alright haha i know it just forgot"
"WELL MAYBE I GIVE YOU A TOUR YOU'RE GONNA REMEMBER FOR A LIFETIME THEN"
Your thoughts?
PS: We've got a saying here that if a bird craps on you it's good luck/you're gonna make money. Well upon finding my car in the morning back at the station it had like 50 birdpoops, the big juicy ones.. dunno if that's a good sign or what but car's gotta get into the carwash now -.-
PS#2: Age of consent is below 17 in this country so we good.
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