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- Nov 7, 2013
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Here's the deal. I just picked up a second job at the homegoods store. If you've never been I suggest you head over there, the place is a goldmine for men in this game. Seriously, women peruse this place for hours like teenage girls do the mall. Weed out the old ladies, the two or three that forced their male counterparts into the door (whose unavailable testosterone really only allows a maximum of five minutes before they go sprinting through the door or sulk in a sofa. Which inadvertently makes me look like damn good company by comparison.), and all the others you have no interest staking a claim in; id say your beautiful women to everyone else ratio is about 1:why the fuck are you doing math? Ask that hot girl next to you how to properly use the kitchen doodad shes looking at.
Now. Imagine if you will a tall, petite, bright blue eyed, redhead knockout named christa that just moved to town from L.A. and found the perfect dresser to fit the motif of her new apartment. The dresser is too heavy for her to pick up (Also shes wearing a blue sundress and heels which just terrible attire for manual labor.), so she takes a walk around the store and slowly come to the realization that there are only females in this store. You decide to ask one of the girls up front how you can get your living rooms Piece de resistance into the car.. they call for the only man in the store. After flirting with him a bit he leads you to front where the girls at the register tell you how great he is (ive taken special care to really look out for the women in the store). Shutting the trunk of your car you give the man strong signals and he takes down your phone number so he can show your around town and maybe have some good sex. This happened to today and I must say it was quite enjoyable.
Now that you have a lay of the land I have some questions.
1. Whats the best/fastest way to receive a compliment, and transition it into some flirting? Everyday, I get a bunch of compliments on my green eyes. If she has pretty eyes I usually say "I was just thinking the same thing of you." and if not then just thanks and move on.
2. How do I avoid sleeping with my coworkers? There's two hispanic girls working there. Both insanely gorgeous but one is sweet and soft spoken and the other is spicy and assertive. the three of us closed together the other night and it took everything i had not to rip their clothes off and throw them on the counter.
3. Is it possible to sleep with both girls from above and have everything work out just fine?!
4. The scenario with christa was awesome. How do I make this happen with customers all the time?
5. Any tips on working with and for women?
If you've made it this far, thanks for bearing with my long windedness.
Now. Imagine if you will a tall, petite, bright blue eyed, redhead knockout named christa that just moved to town from L.A. and found the perfect dresser to fit the motif of her new apartment. The dresser is too heavy for her to pick up (Also shes wearing a blue sundress and heels which just terrible attire for manual labor.), so she takes a walk around the store and slowly come to the realization that there are only females in this store. You decide to ask one of the girls up front how you can get your living rooms Piece de resistance into the car.. they call for the only man in the store. After flirting with him a bit he leads you to front where the girls at the register tell you how great he is (ive taken special care to really look out for the women in the store). Shutting the trunk of your car you give the man strong signals and he takes down your phone number so he can show your around town and maybe have some good sex. This happened to today and I must say it was quite enjoyable.
Now that you have a lay of the land I have some questions.
1. Whats the best/fastest way to receive a compliment, and transition it into some flirting? Everyday, I get a bunch of compliments on my green eyes. If she has pretty eyes I usually say "I was just thinking the same thing of you." and if not then just thanks and move on.
2. How do I avoid sleeping with my coworkers? There's two hispanic girls working there. Both insanely gorgeous but one is sweet and soft spoken and the other is spicy and assertive. the three of us closed together the other night and it took everything i had not to rip their clothes off and throw them on the counter.
3. Is it possible to sleep with both girls from above and have everything work out just fine?!
4. The scenario with christa was awesome. How do I make this happen with customers all the time?
5. Any tips on working with and for women?
If you've made it this far, thanks for bearing with my long windedness.
