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Taboo Body Functions: Breaking The Ice With Girls Vice Versa

Troy

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Damn! Literally I dont even know how to start this topic. Everyone does it, but no one wants to talk about it.

Pooping
Farting
etc.

SMH. This is one of those rare times I was considering never asking a question on a forum. But I gotta ask. This is one of those questions that might make others see me as weak or weird. As I thought about writing this, I was honestly worried some guy on here would think "who the fuck is this weirdo"? But I just gotta ask...

I read @Chase recent article "Sexual Disgust: How Do You Get Past It And Should You". https://www.girlschase.com/article/sexual-disgust-how-do-you-get-past-it-and-should-you

It is a really good article, I would recommend anyone who has not seem it, to go check it out. So as Chase was talking about sexual disgust, I realized there was one other disgust I have yet to see an article on GirlsChase or on any other seduction website.

I got something to share that is hella embarassing. When I was a boy I used to think that women had perfect bodies. And the more beautiful she was, means she could do no wrong. I used to think that A list celebrities, Instagram models and all the hot girls in the world never farted or took shits. I know this sounds like some bullshit you can type on Quora. But here me out...

I know we are all humans, but when I was a boy, damn I put women on such a high pedestal, that even the thought of a hot girl belching sounded weird to me.

So here is what I want to ask.

1. Dates

Lets say you are on a date with a really beautiful woman. The date is going well, and you and her are in a car driving back to your place. Lets say you gotta fart and the rain starts to fall. So the windows are up. This is not one of those farts you can release without her knowing and there is no one else in the car to put the blame on. How do you go about releasing that fart?

Flip it, lets just say she has to fart. I can tell these women are going to hold that fart in, even if it kills them. How I know is in all my 25 years and over a decade of dating experience, I have never had a woman fart or poop in my vicinity. Never!

2. During Sex

I know women queef. In fact I had one girlfriend who queefed when me and her would fuck. But what if during sex, you gotta fart? I know some guys on here have made field reports talking about shagging girls in small spaces or in mini apartments. So it aint like there is a lot of space to run off to in the middle of sex in order to relieve the gas.

3. Friends With Benefits / Casual Girls / Girls Sleeping Over For The Night

Lets just say you and this girl just started dating. Or maybe she is a one night stand. Ok sex happens, then after that you and her fall asleep. Has any guy on here ever had an experience where a super hot girl just farted during her sleep?

For the life of me, I cannot image lying there in bed with a super hot girl. And we are in a spooning position. Lets just say she is fast asleep. And she is a gassy sleeper. I am imagining this hot chick farting all over my cock the entire night. Like what the fuck?

Also, how do I let a woman know its ok to put her guard down and be human? I would hate to know that a pretty girl is holding in her farts for an entire weekend if she were to go on a trip or something with me.

Ps. I dont judge me gentlemen. I was really worried that asking something like this would make some people think I am a childish beta male virgin. The reality is while I have had casual sex over the years, I have not had any live in or stay over girlfriends. The longest I have ever been in a room with a woman, naked and having sex is 6 hours.

So forgive me if this post seems juvenile.

Also it would be awesome if one of the experienced authors on GirlsChase could write an article on

"How and When to Introduce Body Functions With Women"

or

"How to Make Women Feel Comfortable Letting Down Their Guard And Releasing Themselves"

Based on my experience women are very good at pretending their body is perfect. The only thing I ever heard women say is "I gotta pee". Thats common. But anything else, nah they act like they never do the do.
 
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the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

Jasonbourneyo

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I would think if you act comfortable with it then that should make it maybe a bit easier. If you've brought a girl back and you need to poop, I would say that instead of holding it. Just go poop but don't shut the door and continue just talking to her normally while your on the toilet, I think that would help remove any barrier she has regarding the situation
 
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Zoro

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The golden rule is - the more comfortable you are with it, the more they will be.
 

Fuck This

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I've always said "it's just biology baby...." to put her at ease. Now to be sure I don't want her impression of me to be "the farty guy" but I'll let her know that I'm not going to judge her if she has to pee or poop in the woods, or has her period, or gets a gas bubble in her lower GI tract.

I'll for sure avoid hotboxxing her in a small car early on when I'm still making a first impression and I might find an excuse to stop and get out to relieve a big tooter...

But I live for the moment I hear her let out a squeak and I can ask her if we are having a duck calling competition. It's a moment of vulnerability that can bring you closer together. That's the kind of relationship I have with trail running female friends. A couple of whom are nurses... I've given them wiping material while they had an unexpected movement 5 miles for many facilities, and they know not to follow me if I go off into the woods after the first 3 miles...
 

Gaturro

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if it happens just tell her “it’s ok”

but don’t come up with this topic out of the blue please.. you don’t want to scare her hahaha

as for your farts.. watch your meals before/on a date.. avoid protein shakes etc.. just common sense of course

i was eating tacos with a girl and she told me spicy food gave her a runny nose.. i didn’t like it, it killed the mood, but then i felt more comfortable with her, so go figure.. maybe you need to calibrate and think about what you need to increase, attraction or comfort..
 

Troy

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I would think if you act comfortable with it then that should make it maybe a bit easier. If you've brought a girl back and you need to poop, I would say that instead of holding it. Just go poop but don't shut the door when you poop and continue just talking to her normally while you poop, I think that would help remove any barrier she has regarding the situation
Thats interesting. In the situation you described, would you at some point shut the door? For instance when you are going to wipe?

I dont wipe with my hand stuck in the toilet bowl so I really would not want to freak any girl out by showing letting them see the brown on the toilet paper. I dont know, can you share some insight on this...
The golden rule is - the more comfortable you are with it, the more they will be.

Thank you. I will test this out!

I've always said "it's just biology baby...." to put her at ease. Now to be sure I don't want her impression of me to be "the farty guy" but I'll let her know that I'm not going to judge her if she has to pee or poop in the woods, or has her period, or gets a gas bubble in her lower GI tract.

I'll for sure avoid hotboxxing her in a small car early on when I'm still making a first impression and I might find an excuse to stop and get out to relieve a big tooter...

But I live for the moment I hear her let out a squeak and I can ask her if we are having a duck calling competition. It's a moment of vulnerability that can bring you closer together. That's the kind of relationship I have with trail running female friends. A couple of whom are nurses... I've given them wiping material while they had an unexpected movement 5 miles for many facilities, and they know not to follow me if I go off into the woods after the first 3 miles...

'it's just biology baby" (fart and making eye contact with her) lol. Ok sir lol lol. Thanks for the humor. I will test out the strategies.
if it happens just tell her “it’s ok”

but don’t come up with this topic out of the blue please.. you don’t want to scare her hahaha

as for your farts.. watch your meals before/on a date.. avoid protein shakes etc.. just common sense of course

i was eating tacos with a girl and she told me spicy food gave her a runny nose.. i didn’t like it, it killed the mood, but then i felt more comfortable with her, so go figure.. maybe you need to calibrate and think about what you need to increase, attraction or comfort..

These past months I have been trying out the oats, milk, bananas, and papaya all mixed in a blender. Its a wonderful but damn them farts is on another level lol. I get what you are saying.

I will test out the other things you shared. Thanks!
 

Fuck This

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'it's just biology baby" (fart and making eye contact with her) lol. Ok sir lol lol. Thanks for the humor. I will test out the strategies.

FWIW I used that when we were preparing for period sex .

It was probably 4 dates later that she let a fart go in the hall that I heard and answered back with "the call of my people"
 

Will_V

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Just wait until you have a girlfriend my man .. unrepentant farts, period sex, playing the B-side, etc. Girls are filthy creatures through and through.

I'm a very philosophical man, the way I see it, it's a filthy world, and I'm a happy pig.

Just be sure to train her out of any habits you find really annoying.
 
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