Clothes: cool denim jacket with all black
Got a compliment at the end of night when going home from a frat boy
holy shit look at that guy how he’s dressed like a fucking rockstar.Daaaaamn!
( he was trying to be discreet with his friends but they were drunk) I’ll take it actually best compliment I’ve gotten all month!
Saw two girls and approached both:
what are we celebrating tonight !
Them: Friday!
Introduce myself
So do they. Then I turn my focus on to one of the girls (I can’t decide which one I should have talked to at the moment they were both equally cute but this girl was shorter so I said okay! Should have noticed tho that she was being a bit shy and closed)
Are you from this area?
Yeah I live in _
Oh nice yeah I’m around here so I thought Itd be cool to see this spot, I actually just came back from LA last weekend.
Cool!
Yeah, do you travel?
*this is where it gets awkwardish*? Her friend says hey I’m gonna buy us drinks! And she leaves (her friend gets it I’m hitting on her friend, socially savvy should have talked to her instead)
So it’s just me and shorty.
Her hands are crossed (she’s closed right?)
Her responses are so lame like 2/3 word
answers...bummer. Feel like I’m being boring questions guy.
You travel?
Where do you wanna go?
Oh nice I was in ITALY for 3 months last year
Hey I’m gonna find my friend I’ll be back though!
Me sure!
I’m just chilling here on my phone lol waiting for like 3 min and I see her out of the corner of my eye . Lmao screw this.
Walk and go to bathroom. I say hmm let me up it up and try being the fun cocky guy. (Idk why I was nervous taking to her I guess it happens sometimes)
I come out of bathroom and see them both, play it cool, hey are you guys in line...oooh wait I know you two sorry I disappeared, what the hell drink did you get? (It’s black and dark)
Shorty: I have no idea he just made it for me. I looked at the other girl (call her tallie?)
She must like her liquor like her men right and wink at her and nudge.
They love it. I ask tallie I never got your name, what’s your name?
I’m Tallie! You look kinda young how old are you?
(I took this part from a forum post actually so shoutout to you Man!)
I’m actually 69 but I have GREAT skin care I can recommend you this lotion, but you’re gonna have to earn it! See touch my skin it’s so soft right ?
She touches my face and is like wow it is!
She notices my shirt and pulls my jeans jacket to the side to read my shirt.
Love the shirt btw can I have it!
Already trying to strip me down eh?? Smirk
I got it in La,
She’s laughing
Do you travel btw?
Yeah I want to go to Europe !
We talk about how I was in Europe for a while and how I went to Thailand
I told her yeah Thailand is so centered around sex as soon as you land they have std tests for like $5!
Wow that’s crazy! Well good thing I get tested a lot I need to be safe.
(In my mind, this girl is sex crazy probably I can talk about sex with her!)
then a random dude comes out of nowhere and is talking to shorty
His approach
“You hooked up with Stevie last week”
Okay sure...isolation I’ll take it.
We go back to talking about Europe
Me:Oh I made a friend in Europe she’s a pornstar!
Her:Whaaat that’s crazy
Me:Yeah she tells me all the cool stuff that happens, actually learned some neat stuff from here.
Her:Oh yeah like what?
Me:Well hear me out but she convinced me that when you have sex, the girl has to orgasm, or cum otherwise she’s not having sex it’s just a dude jacking off into a girl. And that’s how I kinda get off now too, because it’s just fun for everyone ya know?
Her: Omg that makes sense..
Then her friend shorty is in a bad mood.
and they start talking.
Shorty:Everyone knows I hooked up with Stevie,
Me; oh noo even I know now, let’s go beat them up together
Shorty: haha
Then they start talking about gossip, and they said we need to sort some shit out. I’m standing there tryna give asshole feedback.
Me: gotcha I can come too!
Tallie: it’s best you just stay here, don’t want to get it more messed up.
Oh okay....
Tallie; you’re cool tho I’d wanna hang out with a fellow (names her college) But she’s down to hang out (I didn’t ask for her number) she gives me her number.
This is the fuck up maybe?
Me;oh i didn’t go there haha !
Her; oh...I thought you did.. well
We do phone number exchange
C ya!
I see them both walk to two guys. Not well dressed at all wtf okay better for me mister hoodie and shorts with flip flops???
I’m kinda keeping an eye on her to see when they get isolated so I can come and attack in and talk to Tallie again.
I approach two other chicks unintentionally and that is a different field report/journal entry.
2 hours later I come back to same bar they’re still in the same place but Tallie is kinda grinding up on shorty and the two guys are watching and kinda poking shorty butt. Interesting...
I see the two guys leave and wow nows my chance!
They’re in a walkway so it’s super casual. Shorty makes eye contact with me, I make it back! Oh hey!
Their moods were awful.
How’d it go guys!
Tallie: not good she’s in a bad mood so am I
I look at shorty oh gosh she’s triggered (not by me though )
You know what would be awesome a freaking water slide with chocolate at the end, they snicker a little and I try to reengage talking with tallie, but I’m getting 1 word replies and non interested vibes. say I gotta run.
Text her next morning
Hey nice running into you last night. Seen.
Face palm. Deleted her number.
Got a compliment at the end of night when going home from a frat boy
holy shit look at that guy how he’s dressed like a fucking rockstar.Daaaaamn!
( he was trying to be discreet with his friends but they were drunk) I’ll take it actually best compliment I’ve gotten all month!
Saw two girls and approached both:
what are we celebrating tonight !
Them: Friday!
Introduce myself
So do they. Then I turn my focus on to one of the girls (I can’t decide which one I should have talked to at the moment they were both equally cute but this girl was shorter so I said okay! Should have noticed tho that she was being a bit shy and closed)
Are you from this area?
Yeah I live in _
Oh nice yeah I’m around here so I thought Itd be cool to see this spot, I actually just came back from LA last weekend.
Cool!
Yeah, do you travel?
*this is where it gets awkwardish*? Her friend says hey I’m gonna buy us drinks! And she leaves (her friend gets it I’m hitting on her friend, socially savvy should have talked to her instead)
So it’s just me and shorty.
Her hands are crossed (she’s closed right?)
Her responses are so lame like 2/3 word
answers...bummer. Feel like I’m being boring questions guy.
You travel?
Where do you wanna go?
Oh nice I was in ITALY for 3 months last year
Hey I’m gonna find my friend I’ll be back though!
Me sure!
I’m just chilling here on my phone lol waiting for like 3 min and I see her out of the corner of my eye . Lmao screw this.
Walk and go to bathroom. I say hmm let me up it up and try being the fun cocky guy. (Idk why I was nervous taking to her I guess it happens sometimes)
I come out of bathroom and see them both, play it cool, hey are you guys in line...oooh wait I know you two sorry I disappeared, what the hell drink did you get? (It’s black and dark)
Shorty: I have no idea he just made it for me. I looked at the other girl (call her tallie?)
She must like her liquor like her men right and wink at her and nudge.
They love it. I ask tallie I never got your name, what’s your name?
I’m Tallie! You look kinda young how old are you?
(I took this part from a forum post actually so shoutout to you Man!)
I’m actually 69 but I have GREAT skin care I can recommend you this lotion, but you’re gonna have to earn it! See touch my skin it’s so soft right ?
She touches my face and is like wow it is!
She notices my shirt and pulls my jeans jacket to the side to read my shirt.
Love the shirt btw can I have it!
Already trying to strip me down eh?? Smirk
I got it in La,
She’s laughing
Do you travel btw?
Yeah I want to go to Europe !
We talk about how I was in Europe for a while and how I went to Thailand
I told her yeah Thailand is so centered around sex as soon as you land they have std tests for like $5!
Wow that’s crazy! Well good thing I get tested a lot I need to be safe.
(In my mind, this girl is sex crazy probably I can talk about sex with her!)
then a random dude comes out of nowhere and is talking to shorty
His approach
“You hooked up with Stevie last week”
Okay sure...isolation I’ll take it.
We go back to talking about Europe
Me:Oh I made a friend in Europe she’s a pornstar!
Her:Whaaat that’s crazy
Me:Yeah she tells me all the cool stuff that happens, actually learned some neat stuff from here.
Her:Oh yeah like what?
Me:Well hear me out but she convinced me that when you have sex, the girl has to orgasm, or cum otherwise she’s not having sex it’s just a dude jacking off into a girl. And that’s how I kinda get off now too, because it’s just fun for everyone ya know?
Her: Omg that makes sense..
Then her friend shorty is in a bad mood.
and they start talking.
Shorty:Everyone knows I hooked up with Stevie,
Me; oh noo even I know now, let’s go beat them up together
Shorty: haha
Then they start talking about gossip, and they said we need to sort some shit out. I’m standing there tryna give asshole feedback.
Me: gotcha I can come too!
Tallie: it’s best you just stay here, don’t want to get it more messed up.
Oh okay....
Tallie; you’re cool tho I’d wanna hang out with a fellow (names her college) But she’s down to hang out (I didn’t ask for her number) she gives me her number.
This is the fuck up maybe?
Me;oh i didn’t go there haha !
Her; oh...I thought you did.. well
We do phone number exchange
C ya!
I see them both walk to two guys. Not well dressed at all wtf okay better for me mister hoodie and shorts with flip flops???
I’m kinda keeping an eye on her to see when they get isolated so I can come and attack in and talk to Tallie again.
I approach two other chicks unintentionally and that is a different field report/journal entry.
2 hours later I come back to same bar they’re still in the same place but Tallie is kinda grinding up on shorty and the two guys are watching and kinda poking shorty butt. Interesting...
I see the two guys leave and wow nows my chance!
They’re in a walkway so it’s super casual. Shorty makes eye contact with me, I make it back! Oh hey!
Their moods were awful.
How’d it go guys!
Tallie: not good she’s in a bad mood so am I
I look at shorty oh gosh she’s triggered (not by me though )
You know what would be awesome a freaking water slide with chocolate at the end, they snicker a little and I try to reengage talking with tallie, but I’m getting 1 word replies and non interested vibes. say I gotta run.
Text her next morning
Hey nice running into you last night. Seen.
Face palm. Deleted her number.
