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Space Monkey
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(This is my first lay report and I am not sure how to format, suggestions appreciated about content and format)

The day of this lay was the first time I had ever taken creatine so I was in a very aggressive anxious mood.

I snapped a girl I had met on tinder who said she was down to meet after shark week was over. The conversation was pretty standard time for meet up and pictures, i didnt snap her back after the pic because i was at the mall getting clothes for my new job.

She lived in a town 20 minutes away and it was a pretty boring drive but she was super hot and I've never been with a black chick so I decided to do it.

As I was about to hit the freeway I had a skater rode out right in front of me, and I locked up my brakes to avoiding hitting him. (If I hadn't just swapped pads this kid woulda been splat) angry words were exchanged and I was gonna fight him if he didn't skate away.

Fast forward past the drive to get town I was in an awful mood. My nav took me about 10 minutes walk from her place and I got lost finding it.

By the time I found it I just wanted to go home, but I stuck it out and knocked... she was stunning... 115 lbs petite and she had snake bite piercings.

She didn't have any furniture because she was moving so we sat on her bed and watched some shitty movie. The small talk was terse because we both just wanted it. I was so anxious I couldn't make a move so I told her I'm scared of the movie and to cover my eyes. (Actually am, i hate gore and stuff)

I pulled her in and played the Trump card
"I've never hung with a black chick, not sure what to do"

"Its just like being with a white girl" (I'm white)

At this point I knew it was on but no kissing because snake bites so I kissed her neck and ears.

I have bad anxiety, and I couldn't get it hard enough to sink it into her petite frame so I ate her... Well. She wanted it after and the only way I could fuck her was spooning. I had just done leg day so it was hard so I stopped after a couple minutes.

We hung out after and the vibe was way better, I big spooned her until I needed to go to not drive home in the dark (about 1 hour) best part about this is gas was only 2 bucks for some reason so I filled up my tank for 20 bucks before I left :)

This lay really opened my eyes to the fact that I don't have to be "on" to get laid, I hope you guys enjoy it!

Comment questions and suggestions appreciated.
 
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