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Texting with Cougars - episode 1

ThatAsshole

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I have no idea what I'm doing

Just dropping this here, "for the record". I'm doing this to explore and learn (maybe also a little bit for fun) - I don't expect a lay or a date.
I see this more like a monologue, not expecting comments, but feel free to jump in.

Fit Cougar
Stunning body, decent face
Seen her on Tinder - no match, so I wrote her on Instagram. She's 33yo, nearby city.

3rd Oct
17:29 Me: I can be yours for one night
Feeling nawwwwghtyyy

6th Oct
13:05 Me: All jokes aside, I would like to get to know you
13:14 FC: Lol ok
13:22 Me: What are you up to ?
13:32 FC: Working. You?
13:35 Me: Same, although not much to do at the moment. What do you work ?
14:05 FC: I'm a Service Manager at an automotive shop
14:11 Me: That's sweet. Cars!
14:19 FC: Lol yep yep
14:27 Me: So you are into that as well, or just management ?
14:28 FC: I'm into learning it. I was a welder before but never on cars so it something new for me to get into
14:31 Me: Oh really ? It's hard to picture that haha. What did you use to weld ?
14:39 FC: Transmissions for *company* and I worked in some job shops
14:43 Me: That sounds nail-breaking! *:D emoji*
14:43 Me: How do you find management ? It starts to grow on me
14:46 FC: Itsok
15:58 Me: I'll leave you to work. Write you later

7th Oct
18:51 Me: Hey FC. How's the world treating you ?
18:53 FC: Not bad you
18:54 Me: With some friends, just finished eating
18:55 Me: You have to teach me a thing or two regarding management *:) emoji*
18:56 FC: Haha oh yeah?
18:58 Me: Yup. I had enough engineering
18:59 FC: Lol ok
19:02 Me: I feel kinda disadvantaged you have all the fun haha. I'll shoot you a follow
She had a private profile and honestly I had no idea how she looked like - but must have been good since I wrote her

19:08 FC: Haha ok
19:25 Me: Are you based in *city* ?
19:27 FC: Nope *city nearby*
19:33 Me: Not that far away
20:08 Me: Would be a nice birthday mini-roadtrip :)
20:18 FC: Lol
20:36 Me: Funny ?
20:45 FC: I don't know
20:47 Me: Haha
20:48 Me: So should I come or do you want to ?
20:57 FC: Hmmmm
20:47 Me: I might have a big house all for ourselves
21:16 FC: Oh really?
21:17 Me: I know right. Isn't that crazy ?
I was being sarcastic, of course really, I would fuck your brains out

21:19 Me: I won't be long around here and life is beautiful
21:30 FC: Where you goin
21:30 Me: I'm not from US actually. Just here on business
21:31 FC: Oh gotcha
21:38 Me: I really have to spell it out, huh ? *:D emoji*
22:25 Me: Fell asleep already ?
No response. Oh noooooooo ffs

8th Oct
07:18 FC: Sorry I crashed last night
08:06 Me: It's fine. Slept well ?
16:21 Me: Boys giving you a hard time at the shop and no time for ThatAsshole ?
16:31 FC: Sorry been a stressful day
16:32 Me: Didn't mean to bug you
17:17 FC: No you're fine
18:21 Me: So apparently I finally managed to get something nice to play on my bday
18:21 Me: But you'd be a much pleasant gift *:) emoji*
18:22 FC: Lol I'm not something to play with though
Oh shit, DEFUSE DEFUSE DEFUSE

18:23 Me: I'm by far not thinking that. Respect is a great deal for me as well
18:40 Me: Honestly, I don't want you to feel that way
22:12 Me: You are not gonna say anything anymore ?
Sad faces errwher'

22:24 FC: Not sure what to say
22:24 FC: Lol
22:24 Me: Are you mad at me ?
22:26 FC: No
22:28 Me: As I said, I'd love to get to know you, in person

9th Oct
07:59 FC: *:) emoji*
08:08 Me: *:) emoji*
Lol ok..

11:25 Me: Will you be able to come down to *my city* ?
11:34 FC: *city*? When
11:37 Me: I'm gonna do a small road trip today and tomorrow, to see the country side of *state*. So I guess either tomorrow evening or next week ?
11:38 FC: I can't this weekend
11:39 Me: Aww
11:43 Me: We'll figure something out

I'm not sure how to continue yet, probably try to set up something.

That's it for now.



May this story continue,
ThatAsshole
 
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