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Ok, a lot to.cover here kiddos. How body language saved me time last night.... this bar is just absolutely rediculous. My run in with the stripper, and well, my mentor has a bad night as well.
So, to start the night off, my buddy (mentor) and I are heading to the bar we usually go to and we are tossing ideas around for my promoting business. We walk into the bar say hi to all the bouncers etc. Well we decide to go get a drink, and I feel a hand come.slidding down my back and some chick is like hey I know you. Well it was a girl I got a number from, the doctor chick. Shes like how are you im on call supposed to deliver a kid in a couple hours..... and she has a drink in her hand. Welllll I dont believe this chick so I say hey im going to get a drink.ill come find you in a bit.
Continue onnwith the night my buddy startd talking to twi girls so I got wandering..... that fucking stripper. I tellnher she needs to go get tested because well she gave me either chlamydia or syphilis. Guys, it happened so quickly she just putbit inside her and I pulled out and told her no I have sex with condoms. Well she keeps quiet.... she must have known this whole time she had some shit. All the guys are starting to come.oyt she gets around a lot... great so I have to get an hiv test its not fun! Well she avoids me all night.... good stay the fuck away from me.
Keep wandering around well I bump into this really cute asian, and my buddy isnt far behind me now and sees me trying to pull her away from her friends. He is like bro, this is how you do it after I fucked up and she walked away. He like pull her like this far, dont take her on a viyage or try to take her camping lololol. Ok lesson learned. I run into the "doctor" she is about to light a cigarette and I interupt her and get her to walk around with me, she gets excited and follows. Tall skinny girl, fit, long brown hair with jean shorts and a tank on. Pretty girl.
I start deep diving her and shes smiling and laughing but her foot keeps point in the direction to walk away. So I kniw this will go no where, I push it further anyways. She tells me she does all these crazy drugs loves to party edm music but we have the same festivals in common she just got back from.burning man. Well she mentions I said we were going to get a drink. I said lol you should buy me a drink instead. She gets mad and pulls a bye felicia.
End of the night nothing.left but garbage for woman, so my buddy pulls a girl and we head back home. We get to the house she starts puking all over his yard, then passes out in her puke. This is when I decided it was time for bed, so he texts me mad like ive never seen this girl like this she is off my rister for good she passed out and ouked two mpre times. I dont want to deal with this and one of the girls I used to sleep with is interested in coming over. But, with the fun situation im in and being exhausted I tell her no and pass out.
Its really never a dull moment at this damn bar
So, to start the night off, my buddy (mentor) and I are heading to the bar we usually go to and we are tossing ideas around for my promoting business. We walk into the bar say hi to all the bouncers etc. Well we decide to go get a drink, and I feel a hand come.slidding down my back and some chick is like hey I know you. Well it was a girl I got a number from, the doctor chick. Shes like how are you im on call supposed to deliver a kid in a couple hours..... and she has a drink in her hand. Welllll I dont believe this chick so I say hey im going to get a drink.ill come find you in a bit.
Continue onnwith the night my buddy startd talking to twi girls so I got wandering..... that fucking stripper. I tellnher she needs to go get tested because well she gave me either chlamydia or syphilis. Guys, it happened so quickly she just putbit inside her and I pulled out and told her no I have sex with condoms. Well she keeps quiet.... she must have known this whole time she had some shit. All the guys are starting to come.oyt she gets around a lot... great so I have to get an hiv test its not fun! Well she avoids me all night.... good stay the fuck away from me.
Keep wandering around well I bump into this really cute asian, and my buddy isnt far behind me now and sees me trying to pull her away from her friends. He is like bro, this is how you do it after I fucked up and she walked away. He like pull her like this far, dont take her on a viyage or try to take her camping lololol. Ok lesson learned. I run into the "doctor" she is about to light a cigarette and I interupt her and get her to walk around with me, she gets excited and follows. Tall skinny girl, fit, long brown hair with jean shorts and a tank on. Pretty girl.
I start deep diving her and shes smiling and laughing but her foot keeps point in the direction to walk away. So I kniw this will go no where, I push it further anyways. She tells me she does all these crazy drugs loves to party edm music but we have the same festivals in common she just got back from.burning man. Well she mentions I said we were going to get a drink. I said lol you should buy me a drink instead. She gets mad and pulls a bye felicia.
End of the night nothing.left but garbage for woman, so my buddy pulls a girl and we head back home. We get to the house she starts puking all over his yard, then passes out in her puke. This is when I decided it was time for bed, so he texts me mad like ive never seen this girl like this she is off my rister for good she passed out and ouked two mpre times. I dont want to deal with this and one of the girls I used to sleep with is interested in coming over. But, with the fun situation im in and being exhausted I tell her no and pass out.
Its really never a dull moment at this damn bar
