The bull secretion that women read

[fsc]

I was skimming through the Cosmopolitan magazine because I was curious about what women read. I came across a section called "Manthropology", which has the slogan "Your guide to the male brain".

Apparently anything we say means we're horny and desperate.

GC needs an article on best cleaning practices for achieving quick and consistent lays.


Lol

 

[lingua]

GC needs an article on best cleaning practices for achieving quick and consistent lays.

Haha, it's advised that you move quickly! You don't want that floor cleaner drying up!

 

[Chase]

Apparently anything we say means we're horny and desperate.

Sounds about right. Who texts girls he isn't horny for?



Chase

 

[Mr.Rob]

Sounds about right. Who texts girls he isn't horny for?

Well Chase, I actually have my harem of "texting buddies" I send cute friendly messages to in order to entertain them and thus spike attraction. I keep those classy LADIES in rotation too so you know I'm pimpin... I accompany Sue shopping on Monday, Buy expenseive dinners for Janet Tuesday, Walk Sarah's Poodle Wednesday (she actually has a leash to put me on as well), etc etc

Wait damnit does this mean I'm castrated?! I hate girls =)