The Girlschase lay report thread (all members post)

[Indian Race Troll (IRT)]

So whether you have lay reports on your own or are looking to share stories about how you got laid recently, this is the thread to share it. We give advice and talk about theories all the time, I say why not talk about experiences and those of us who got laid recently share our stories.

I'll share mines.

Happened Saturday night.

Had broken up with my girlfriend recently and decided to go out to a bar (went out solo). See a woman there that used to volunteer at the same place as me, above average looking brunette with a nice ass and an amazing tan. See her, she smiles when she sees me, and I talk to her a bit, tell her about my breakup with my girlfriend, and then I notice that it is getting dark out there. Comment on the fact that it has gotten dark so early and how the bar is empty and she says something along the lines of "you don't mind being in the dark with me do you?".

I was somewhat thrown off but know that back when I was volunteering this chick was into me, all sorts IOIs from her. I reply saying "depends on where it is". She smiles but the bar is about to close so we both walk out and are talking about how far off we live from it, I decide to actually put my arms around her as we are walking out of the bar. She tells me she has a place near the bar scene in the city so I ask her about apartments and how she managed to get the place, slip in a question about the quality of the apartments and she invites me over to hers.

Arrive at the apartment and right when we are indoors I go for the kiss. Have a makeout session and from there we have sex. She had a nice place too! I am really starting to like being single.

 

[Nova]

https://boards.girlschase.com/viewforum.php?f=5
I know, I know it's a nightmare to find, but there you go...

 

[Indian Race Troll (IRT)]

Well no fucking shit I was well aware of that and knew about it for a while but that is not why I posted this thread. I just wanted a massive lay report thread from members here instead who can't be bothered to go start their own journal. They can but if they don't want to then they can simply post in the one here. Most lurkers are not going to individually look at lay reports of every single guy on this forum or even visit that section.

 

[Mr. oblivious]

https://boards.girlschase.com/viewforum.php?f=5
I know, I know it's a nightmare to find, but there you go...

That made me laugh so hard

Your comments are always so short and brutal Nova

 

[Nova]

Well no fucking shit I was well aware of that and knew about it for a while but that is not why I posted this thread. I just wanted a massive lay report thread from members here instead who can't be bothered to go start their own journal. They can but if they don't want to then they can simply post in the one here. Most lurkers are not going to individually look at lay reports of every single guy on this forum or even visit that section.

Oh I see. Yeh okay, great idea.

Think I might just go create 'Nova's General Thread' in the General section - So that we can have a massive general thread for members that can't be bothered to create their own thread in the General section, instead they can just post in my 'Nova's General Thread' and talk about general stuff.

Like you say, most 'lurkers' are not going to individually look at each General thread of every single poster are they.

What we need next, Proactivity, is a 'General Post' inside a 'General Thread' inside the 'General Forum' whereby members have access to that one post and can update it as they wish, what d'ya reckon?

 

[Indian Race Troll (IRT)]

Well no fucking shit I was well aware of that and knew about it for a while but that is not why I posted this thread. I just wanted a massive lay report thread from members here instead who can't be bothered to go start their own journal. They can but if they don't want to then they can simply post in the one here. Most lurkers are not going to individually look at lay reports of every single guy on this forum or even visit that section.

Oh I see. Yeh okay, great idea.

Think I might just go create 'Nova's General Thread' in the General section - So that we can have a massive general thread for members that can't be bothered to create their own thread in the General section, instead they can just post in my 'Nova's General Thread' and talk about general stuff.

Like you say, most 'lurkers' are not going to individually look at each General thread of every single poster are they.

What we need next, Proactivity, is a 'General Post' inside a 'General Thread' inside the 'General Forum' whereby members have access to that one post and can update it as they wish, what d'ya reckon?

Wow, why so mad for something that small?

Here I have a better idea, not a nightmare to find and will make your miserable life temporarily better.

http://www.beginnerescortguide.com/how- ... an-escort/

 

[Nova]

Well no fucking shit I was well aware of that and knew about it for a while but that is not why I posted this thread. I just wanted a massive lay report thread from members here instead who can't be bothered to go start their own journal. They can but if they don't want to then they can simply post in the one here. Most lurkers are not going to individually look at lay reports of every single guy on this forum or even visit that section.

Oh I see. Yeh okay, great idea.

Think I might just go create 'Nova's General Thread' in the General section - So that we can have a massive general thread for members that can't be bothered to create their own thread in the General section, instead they can just post in my 'Nova's General Thread' and talk about general stuff.

Like you say, most 'lurkers' are not going to individually look at each General thread of every single poster are they.

What we need next, Proactivity, is a 'General Post' inside a 'General Thread' inside the 'General Forum' whereby members have access to that one post and can update it as they wish, what d'ya reckon?

Here I have a better idea,

Might change your life and stop you from being a miserable little shit that posts irrelevant nonsense on people's threads and you don't have to worry about the lurkers either.

http://www.beginnerescortguide.com/how- ... an-escort/

Ah I see you've edited your post which originally included what looked like a flustered resort to ad hominems and juvenalian satire ie posting a link on 'how to find an escort' (oh the originality and wit is killing me!) but I see you have cooled off a tad...

You've got me all wrong though, I am on your side, really. I am totally down with your ingenious initiative to centralize all the lay reports to the general board (which is brilliant by the way) anybody who thinks this is a retarded idea that only a bit of a dumbass would come up with must be stupid, right?

Again, let me just reiterate. I think your idea & thread is great so let's embrace as bro's and never argue again

 

[Indian Race Troll (IRT)]

Well no fucking shit I was well aware of that and knew about it for a while but that is not why I posted this thread. I just wanted a massive lay report thread from members here instead who can't be bothered to go start their own journal. They can but if they don't want to then they can simply post in the one here. Most lurkers are not going to individually look at lay reports of every single guy on this forum or even visit that section.

Oh I see. Yeh okay, great idea.

Think I might just go create 'Nova's General Thread' in the General section - So that we can have a massive general thread for members that can't be bothered to create their own thread in the General section, instead they can just post in my 'Nova's General Thread' and talk about general stuff.

Like you say, most 'lurkers' are not going to individually look at each General thread of every single poster are they.

What we need next, Proactivity, is a 'General Post' inside a 'General Thread' inside the 'General Forum' whereby members have access to that one post and can update it as they wish, what d'ya reckon?

Here I have a better idea,

Might change your life and stop you from being a miserable little shit that posts irrelevant nonsense on people's threads and you don't have to worry about the lurkers either.

http://www.beginnerescortguide.com/how- ... an-escort/

Ah I see you've edited your post which originally included what looked like a flustered resort to ad hominems and juvenalian satire ie posting a link on 'how to find an escort' (oh the originality and wit is killing me!) but I see you have cooled off a tad...

You've got me all wrong though, I am on your side, really. I am totally down with your ingenious initiative to centralize all the lay reports to the general board (which is brilliant by the way) anybody who thinks this is a retarded idea that only a bit of a dumbass would come up with must be stupid, right?

Again, let me just reiterate. I think your idea & thread is great so let's embrace as bro's and never argue again

1. Look at underlined
2. Look at bold because I didn't see that there when I first saw your post

I see you have done the same. Now can we get this thread on track?

 

[Nova]

Well no fucking shit I was well aware of that and knew about it for a while but that is not why I posted this thread. I just wanted a massive lay report thread from members here instead who can't be bothered to go start their own journal. They can but if they don't want to then they can simply post in the one here. Most lurkers are not going to individually look at lay reports of every single guy on this forum or even visit that section.

Oh I see. Yeh okay, great idea.

Think I might just go create 'Nova's General Thread' in the General section - So that we can have a massive general thread for members that can't be bothered to create their own thread in the General section, instead they can just post in my 'Nova's General Thread' and talk about general stuff.

Like you say, most 'lurkers' are not going to individually look at each General thread of every single poster are they.

What we need next, Proactivity, is a 'General Post' inside a 'General Thread' inside the 'General Forum' whereby members have access to that one post and can update it as they wish, what d'ya reckon?

Here I have a better idea,

Might change your life and stop you from being a miserable little shit that posts irrelevant nonsense on people's threads and you don't have to worry about the lurkers either.

http://www.beginnerescortguide.com/how- ... an-escort/

Ah I see you've edited your post which originally included what looked like a flustered resort to ad hominems and juvenalian satire ie posting a link on 'how to find an escort' (oh the originality and wit is killing me!) but I see you have cooled off a tad...

You've got me all wrong though, I am on your side, really. I am totally down with your ingenious initiative to centralize all the lay reports to the general board (which is brilliant by the way) anybody who thinks this is a retarded idea that only a bit of a dumbass would come up with must be stupid, right?

Again, let me just reiterate. I think your idea & thread is great so let's embrace as bro's and never argue again

1. Look at underlined
2. Look at bold because I didn't see that there when I first saw your post

I see you have done the same. Now can we get this thread on track?

Uhm... Yeh, not quite the same thing... I was just removing some text that I somehow put in the wrong part of my post, versus you desperately scrambling to remove your little attacks. But anyway.

Yeh lets get this thread back on track.

So what have you been doing over the weekend? Any LR's to write home about?

 

[Indian Race Troll (IRT)]

Uhm... Yeh, not quite the same thing... I was just removing some text that I somehow put in the wrong part of my post, versus you desperately scrambling to remove your little attacks. But anyway.

Yeh lets get this thread back on track.

So what have you been doing over the weekend? Any LR's to write home about?

wtf......

"I know, I know it's a nightmare to find, but there you go..."

Happened Saturday night.

Had broken up with my girlfriend recently and decided to go out to a bar (went out solo). See a woman there that used to volunteer at the same place as me, above average looking brunette with a nice ass and an amazing tan. See her, she smiles when she sees me, and I talk to her a bit, tell her about my breakup with my girlfriend, and then I notice that it is getting dark out there. Comment on the fact that it has gotten dark so early and how the bar is empty and she says something along the lines of "you don't mind being in the dark with me do you?".

I was somewhat thrown off but know that back when I was volunteering this chick was into me, all sorts IOIs from her. I reply saying "depends on where it is". She smiles but the bar is about to close so we both walk out and are talking about how far off we live from it, I decide to actually put my arms around her as we are walking out of the bar. She tells me she has a place near the bar scene in the city so I ask her about apartments and how she managed to get the place, slip in a question about the quality of the apartments and she invites me over to hers.

Arrive at the apartment and right when we are indoors I go for the kiss. Have a makeout session and from there we have sex. She had a nice place too! I am really starting to like being single.

 

[Nova]

Hey now, I thought we agreed, no arguments. Let's stop trying to out-do each other or you will... I mean, one of us will, end up looking like an idiot.

Anyway, great LR, Pro. Can I call you Pro? Because you sure as hell sound like one ;-) - Interesting LR though, very detailed and told a cool story. Made me wanna keep reading sorta thing. I'll post one up in a bit.

Do you think we should warn people from the actual board dedicated to LR's that if they can't be bothered posting there they can come here? Or just let it happen naturally?

Thanks, Bro.

 

[Indian Race Troll (IRT)]

To the mods and others reading this, I know there there is a field and lay report section where people post indepth descriptions about what they did but I posted this thread for general purposes. Guys could post their experiences, nothing too long, about when they recently got laid and how they did it whether it was off of Tinder or social circle. Given that we have threads about things like how much do looks matter and will my race stop me from getting laid, I don't see how this thread is a bad idea at all. Guys who recently got laid can share a shorter version of their lay or if they like could even link us to their lay reports.

Now that I have said that I will address Nova who has been a piece of shit this entire thread.

Bro and by bro I mean you are not my fucking bro, your posts are garbage and a poor attempt at comedy. Take this from a guy who has seen his fair share of internet trolls and comedians, your shit is garbage bro. Your sarcasm is detectable from a mile away and your desperate attempt to berate me every step of the way in this thread is pathetic. You know who uses sarcasm?

Pussies that are too fucking scared to argue with someone and instead have to be ambiguous in their approach to sneak in a little insult. You might not fucking get it but there are guys on this site who come here to learn and seek help in terms of relationships and getting laid. They have no time for comedy, if they did then they would watch Bill Burr or Patrice O Neal, you know, guys that actually get paid to be funny and are funny. Now I am sure you might be going through some shit in life right now and haven't touched pussy in forever which is why this thread hit a nerve but seriously, leave your bullshit posts out of my fucking thread you sad miserable pile of shit.

I don't resort to sarcasm, go fuck yourself and leave my thread.

 

[Nova]

Have I made you angry?

 

[Garmin]

Hey pro activity, I am new here but figured I'd chime in. Nova has been a bit childish in your thread so your response was warranted. That being said, don't feed him... Obviously it upset you what he is doing so I can guarantee he will continue. Hostility, especially on an anonymous forum, really doesn't get anything done. Just my opinion though.

Chive on,

Garmin

 

[Indian Race Troll (IRT)]

Have I made you angry?

more irritated than angry but I would rather be that than some sexless loser who enjoys his life by getting a rise out of people on an internet forum where people are just seeking help because that guy (referring to you) feels irritated and angry most of the day. my suggestion still stands you spineless bitch:

http://www.beginnerescortguide.com/how- ... an-escort/

 

[Franco]

This thread has become unhelpful and will be locked.

Proactivity,

While I understand where you're coming from with this, we do have the Field Reports board for a reason. When a report goes up there, it can be as short or as long as you'd like it to be. Having one thread with multiple reports for pages and pages on a board that is for general purpose isn't quite as effective and won't be as helpful for members who are trying to find what they are looking for. Also, people won't be able to reply to certain reports without there being a clutter of messages in between each report and confusion as to who is referring to what. The thread would get very long, very quickly and will become a pain to navigate.

That being said, we are always open to suggestions, and if you have any other ones that you think are good, then feel free to share in a new Topic on the Off-Topic board.

- Franco