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Thoughts and Critique of Snatch Tournament

Chrance

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Cutting to the chase, I think the tournament ought to encourage new lays and demonstrate who has the most skill. I think the current point system does not do this accurately enough, only indirectly. My view is that the tournament scoring system should be as follows:

1. Whoever gets the most new lays (penetration) wins hands down

2. If two or more people have the same number of lays, then you compare their other results.
The comparison between the tied players should be in the following format or something similar:
A. Whoever has the most threesome pulls (rewarding threesome pull skill) wins; if equal then continue​
B. Whoever has the most oral sex lays (no penetration), wins; if equal then continue​
C. Whoever has the most foreplay wins; if equal, then continue​
The above A, B, and C is obvious, but from here it gets iffy since dates, kisses and number closes I purposely left out as not important or very situation dependent
D. Whoever has the least approaches wins (rewarding smart approaching or tighter game)​

3. If no one gets a lay, oral, or foreplay then there’s no winner

For (3) it’s possible in this pitiful scenario to allow he who has the most approaches to win; but IMO if no one gets to these lines than no one wins.

Other thoughts
1. Only social, night and day game should count. Maybe Instagram or non datingwebsite game could count as social game, but using tinder, bumble or whatever shouldn’t count or should at least not be counted in the same league as an in person meet to close lay but equivalent to foreplay or something like that in the event of a draw with lays.
2. Speed from meet to close shouldn’t be a factor. Speed is only good insofar as it allows you to bang more chicks per month. Someone who bangs two chicks quickly in the first week of the month, but is burnt out or staggers through the rest of the month should not have a leg up over someone who had two dates that over the course of the month resulted in two lays (a turtle vs hare scenario). Banging chicks fast gives you more time to bang more chicks or more time doing other things - this is the true worth of fast lays, ONSs and SDLs in my view.
3. Previous lays that are rebanged should not be a factor no matter what
4. Keeping a girl around after a lay should not be a factor
5. If this tournament were in person than quality would be the most important factor with a draw with lays, but since we are all anonymous this is not possible. Not sure what to do for those players whose strategy is to troll for bottom feeders
6. All lays, oral or foreplay interactions should have an accompanying report. FRs optional, just like the current setup

Now, I know it’s just a game between people who don’t know each other. But I think it is a very unique form of competition and even during this one March tournament I derived a lot of value through putting myself up against other men around the world. It is a lot of fun, a serious kind of fun; and it is an encouraging and humbling thing to see what manner you got beaten. I think my above recommendations will make the competition more clear cut and proper since it is a pickup tournament, so those who actually cleared the finish line the most should win, just like he who got knocked out in boxing, or pinned in wrestling, should lose no matter how well they were doing at everything else.

What are your guys thoughts? Nothing against whoever invented the current rules (I have no clue how it originated). For someone who is fresh to the tournament, I just find it indisputable that whoever got the most new lays should always win
 
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