tinder is so fucking lit right now

[naturalmikey]

it's not just me either. all my friends that are good at tinder are noticing far better results than normal. a big part of the reason i think is because it's cold, even here in los angeles. i'm just being direct with chicks. wednesday i fucked a cute 23 year old then again on thursday and now she thinks she's my gf fml. yesterday i went over and hooked up with a decent 27 year old. honestly i was out of her league but i just went over, fucked, and was gone within an hour. later last night a really hot 22 year old saudi girl came over. shit was so fucking lit. we fucked from like 2-4 then again from like 6-7. this morning her boyfriend was blowing her the fuck up. i'm all boyfriend destroying him for no good reason, because she's only visiting. whatever.

one thing i do that works big time is i set my age to 27 (i'm 37) then i hide my age. when they ask i tell them to guess. if it's low i add a year. i also include jmulvs script from ocams razor in most conversations, but i don't only use it. it goes as follows:

"hi i'm..."

"how's tinder going for you?"

"what are you looking for? something casual, a boyfriend, friends?" --- as an aside you'll be surprised. the most common answer i get is something casual

"great! sounds like we're on the same page. we should meet up sometime"

"cool... message me your number and i'll text you mine and we'll coordinate."

there ya have it. if you're handsome get some good pics and fire up your tinder. cuffing season ends january first and bitches get a little less lonely.

 

[SexNotValidation]

i get a lot of matches but no sex at all.

I have no sex or even dates for probably my last 300-400 matches.

can you share the screenshots of a successful tinder lay so maybe I can understand how to message properly.

also, what is your match to sex ratio?

are you fucking 1 in 10 matches, 1 in 20, 1 in 30, more?

I'm 0 for my last 300-400 matches.

 

[naturalmikey]

last one has text too. it’s weird because i has dyed my hair blond and wasn’t getting matches. dyed it silver and made a new account. the last one id matched with and was talking to her when i deleted it. i’d got through script and she said she was looking for boyfriend.

the one just asked me if i’m down. she’s the hottest too. saudi arabian girl. possibly a princess. i was like a mile away at most when i said i’d be there in five. it seemed too good to be true and i went back to venice and didn’t end up meeting her for quite i while after we had video talked on snap. i still can’t belowve it’s real.

the other one is least hot. i fucked her at like ten. went out and then met up with saudi chic

 

[naturalmikey]

here’s an example of an adlib of the script. having ducked her but boy do i want to.

 

[SexNotValidation]

last one has text too. it’s weird because i has dyed my hair blond and wasn’t getting matches. dyed it silver and made a new account. the last one id matched with and was talking to her when i deleted it. i’d got through script and she said she was looking for boyfriend.

the one just asked me if i’m down. she’s the hottest too. saudi arabian girl. possibly a princess. i was like a mile away at most when i said i’d be there in five. it seemed too good to be true and i went back to venice and didn’t end up meeting her for quite i while after we had video talked on snap. i still can’t belowve it’s real.

the other one is least hot. i fucked her at like ten. went out and then met up with saudi chic

https://imgur.com/a/3wZxikM

am i missing something here?

what is the point of you posting this?

are you trying to show off?

how is this helping anyone?

the girl messaged you and was dtf from the start; good for you, thats happened to me as well. what is your point?

I asked if you could share a messaging sequence to convert your matches to sex and you post this?

 

[naturalmikey]

am i missing something here?

what is the point of you posting this?

are you trying to show off?

how is this helping anyone?

the girl messaged you and was dtf from the start; good for you, thats happened to me as well. what is your point?

I asked if you could share a messaging sequence to convert your matches to sex and you post this?

there’s three conversations there. one dtf. one was easy and one i gamed the shit out of and i included the text convo too. you could probably learn something from that one. you asked me to share. those are the three that i posted about.

 

[naturalmikey]

also right down that joining forces line from the second one. it works really well when the girl says she’s just chilling.

 

[SexNotValidation]

there’s three conversations there. one dtf. one was easy and one i gamed the shit out of and i included the text convo too. you could probably learn something from that one. you asked me to share. those are the three that i posted about.

my mistake.

i only saw part of the screenshots at first.

thanks for posting.

ill review and get back to you.

 

[naturalmikey]

those are folders. you can scroll through. basically lead the conversation and control the frame. also after inviting girls over i told her what to where and bring food. asking for so much makes asking her to come over seem like less of. a big deal

 

[SexNotValidation]

those are folders. you can scroll through. basically lead the conversation and control the frame. also after inviting girls over i told her what to where and bring food. asking for so much makes asking her to come over seem like less of. a big deal

what is your match to sex ratio?

are you fucking 1 in 10 matches, 1 in 20, 1 in 30, more?

 

[naturalmikey]

what is your match to sex ratio?

are you fucking 1 in 10 matches, 1 in 20, 1 in 30, more?

idk. i’ve got like 100 matches and have fucked three. got a ton of number. if i fuck two more that’s 120

 

[naturalmikey]

i’m just gonna post my tinder. i’ll probably delete it in a couple days because i don’t really want it floating around. if you do everything i say including using the script it should work well for you.

first off the pictures are extremely flattering. they really show me in my best light. none are dead on posing at the camera. also i use and dslr with a 50 mm lens. iphone portrait mode works but not as well. the kind of side shit has two benefits, the pics look candid and it hides a lot of asymmetry. dying my hair silver has helped exponentially. i’m kind of a blond which is rare for men. also my bio makes no sense. this is very important. i am pretty freakin ripped right now and need. a new beach pic desperately which shouod help a lot.

by the book i think the ideal is these pics
1. full body
2. head shot
3. activity pic
4. pic with friends
5. vacation pic
6. shirtless pic if you have visible abs

you should not be looking into camera and posing in any. it should look like you we’re doing your thing and someone took a pic of you. also the more shot with a dslr or at least iphone portrait mode the better. my shit is not by the book. i’m trying to get my buddy to go on a tinder photo excursion soon but we’re having trouble linking up. regardless these work.

oh and whatever your age set you age as close to 25 as possible. then hide your age regardless of your age. be whatever age she wants you to be.

https://imgur.com/a/TPXfI5Z

 

[naturalmikey]

something i’m trying right now is on girls i know im a little out of their league, like the least hottest fuckable girls is in trying this opener “id hit it.” i’ll report back on if i have any success. i’ve has some success with the apocalypse opener but got reported a bunch too lol

 

[SexNotValidation]

idk. i’ve got like 100 matches and have fucked three. got a ton of number. if i fuck two more that’s 120

I do not understand your answer.

how many matches do you currently have on tinder and how many of those girls have you fucked?

that is what im asking.

I'm not asking anything about phone numbers or dates.

just match to sex rate.

 

[naturalmikey]

I do not understand your answer.

how many matches do you currently have on tinder and how many of those girls have you fucked?

that is what im asking.

I'm not asking anything about phone numbers or dates.

just match to sex rate.

so far 3 of 100. but i will likely fuck at least two more of those 100. maybe more. shit usually takes time. house dates are not the norm. for now i’m 1 in 33. i expect that to move to 1 in 20 at worst. i unmatched a lot of girls some would consider fuckable. i’m not messing with much low hanging fruit. although i kept a couple that intrigued me.

 

[naturalmikey]

are you pretty ripped. that makes it way easier.

 

[SexNotValidation]

so far 3 of 100. but i will likely fuck at least two more of those 100. maybe more. shit usually takes time. house dates are not the norm. for now i’m 1 in 33. i expect that to move to 1 in 20 at worst. i unmatched a lot of girls some would consider fuckable. i’m not messing with much low hanging fruit. although i kept a couple that intrigued me.

thanks for the quick reply.

you have exactly 100 matches right now?

what is your exact number of matches right now?

how long did it take you to accumulate that number of matches?

how many girls do you estimate you have unmatched so far?

how big is your city?

what distance do you have you tinder settings set to?

what age range do you have your tinder settings set to?

if you're being completely honest, would you say you swipe right on girls 5+ in looks, 6+ in looks, 7+ in looks, 8+ in looks?

 

[naturalmikey]

i’m in los angeles. i’ve had tinder a week and have 121 matches. i’ve swiped indiscriminately and unmatched probably 200. my range is 22 miles. i refuse to go to them. i had a dtf six last night if i would’ve went to her but i didn’t want to. i unmatch most sixes but not all. i have a boat load of sevens, a few eights and a couple nines. although i think the nines were tourists who i unmatched not sure. i’ve unmatched a bunch of tourists too. but i haven’t hooked up with anyone in two days at which point i had 100 matches. if i wouldn’t went to see that girl in long beach last night i’d be 4 for 120.

if you’re getting matches and no dates you’re doing something wrong. but i just gave you a script. use my bio too as long as your not in la. it works

 

[SexNotValidation]

i’m in los angeles. i’ve had tinder a week and have 121 matches. i’ve swiped indiscriminately and unmatched probably 200. my range is 22 miles. i refuse to go to them. i had a dtf six last night if i would’ve went to her but i didn’t want to. i unmatch most sixes but not all. i have a boat load of sevens, a few eights and a couple nines. although i think the nines were tourists who i unmatched not sure. i’ve unmatched a bunch of tourists too. but i haven’t hooked up with anyone in two days at which point i had 100 matches. if i wouldn’t went to see that girl in long beach last night i’d be 4 for 120.

if you’re getting matches and no dates you’re doing something wrong. but i just gave you a script. use my bio too as long as your not in la. it works

thanks for the info.

why do you unmatch so many?

are you swiping right on everyone and then unmatching the unnatractive ones later?

also, what age range do you have your tinder settings set to?

how long do you wait for a reply to your messages? i unmatch every girl who has not responded within 24 hours; is that a mistake?

 

[naturalmikey]

all ages. i remessage sometime. but i wait longer than 24 hours for sure. i don’t pay much attention swiping. here’s my idea of seven, eight, and nine in that order for reference. i didn’t hook up with any of these.

https://imgur.com/a/wyOBYra