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my field reports have went from relatively easy lays to easy tinder straight to home dates. it's 2019 and i honestly believe a very minimal amount of game is necessary, at least in large western metropolisses. girls are so easy right now. if you've been out of the game a while welcome the fuck back lol.
this chick opens me. my name is field and i get shit like this a lot. i'm actually going to break down the game concepts
her: i like playing the field
me: oh god i think i could handle that can you
(this is simple challenging. this is the best thing to do when girls use innuendo in my opinion. be like cool story bro, but you're probably all talk. say something that communicates that. maybe even just that.)
her: what game are we playing
(here she is trying to grab the frame. i recognize that so i go along with it while attempting to grab the frame back. the beginning is just establishing the frame. i like this because i know im better than her.)
me: i was thinking we could like get some tacos, maybe watch some spongebob and idk play some twister
(this is me making sure the sexual frame is set. she originally set the frame with the play on my name, but then tried to back out a little bit. i'm just being chill about it. like not a big deal this is fun)
her: i like the tacos but can we play arcade games
(i'm surprised a 22 year old would suggest this, but she is from vegas. she is again trying to desexualize the frame to see if i'm really bout that life.)
me: haha no. but we can ride some birds and get some tacos and play hot hands if you're not afraid to lose.
(i give in a little to toning down the sexuality, but i keep hot hands in which is kino and challenge her she'll lose)
her: birds?hot hands?
me: birds are those scooters and ht hands is the game you slap each other's hands. you might have to google it.
her: i have five brothers you think you'd win at that game
me: i know it if you think you are up for the challenge you can find me in venice.
me: your parents really liked to fuck
(more challening. seeding with where i live. non judgmental sex talk. i've talked about sexual stuff a lot without being explicit about us having sex. that's key.)
her: my mom did my brothers have different dads
her: i'm competitive as fuck
me: haha that's amazing
me: message me your number and i'll text you mine. i hate texting on this dumb app
her: number
texts
me: taylor, guess who
her: laughing crying emojis
me: it's the guy who's about to beat you at hot hands... are you on your way yet
(just assuming she's coming why wouldn't she)
her: lies
her: sends invite to play word hunt
(she's just shit testing me. she wants to see if i'm as cool as i seem)
me: seriously though. let's hang out
me: i'm really bored and my cat just died
(can't believe i wrote this. i was just like fuck it i'm going all julien blanc on her)
her: I'm down!
me: thanks i think fluffers would've appreciated that
me: what time can you head over?
(double down on the dead cat which never existed. plus still assuming shes coming to me which i seeded earlier)
her: whoa (to dead cat or her coming to me not sure)
her: where do you live
me: address
me: you can lmk when you arrive and i'll come down and we'll ride some birds to get tacos
her: you live far
(like normal i'm too in my own world to recognize what could be a legitmate objection but i catch myself)
me: i'm sorry but you're gonna have to deal with it if we're gonna hang out
(so cocky this isn't even me)
her: mm
me: well i'm not gonna try to talk you into it. either you want to or you don't. it's up to you
(this is me trying to talk her into it lol)
her: it's just i live in the hills
(here i'm like shit she probably doesn't have a car)
me: oh do you want me to call you an uber
(i used to be really against spending money. but compliance value of money is the lowest it's been. dudes are spending so much.)
her: it's really expensive
me: omg yes or no taylor
her: yes!
twenty minutes later i call her a car. she came over and was immediately very touchy and affectionate. we never left the house. i was super cool and didn't make any moves and within an hour she was trying to fuck me.
this chick opens me. my name is field and i get shit like this a lot. i'm actually going to break down the game concepts
her: i like playing the field
me: oh god i think i could handle that can you
(this is simple challenging. this is the best thing to do when girls use innuendo in my opinion. be like cool story bro, but you're probably all talk. say something that communicates that. maybe even just that.)
her: what game are we playing
(here she is trying to grab the frame. i recognize that so i go along with it while attempting to grab the frame back. the beginning is just establishing the frame. i like this because i know im better than her.)
me: i was thinking we could like get some tacos, maybe watch some spongebob and idk play some twister
(this is me making sure the sexual frame is set. she originally set the frame with the play on my name, but then tried to back out a little bit. i'm just being chill about it. like not a big deal this is fun)
her: i like the tacos but can we play arcade games
(i'm surprised a 22 year old would suggest this, but she is from vegas. she is again trying to desexualize the frame to see if i'm really bout that life.)
me: haha no. but we can ride some birds and get some tacos and play hot hands if you're not afraid to lose.
(i give in a little to toning down the sexuality, but i keep hot hands in which is kino and challenge her she'll lose)
her: birds?hot hands?
me: birds are those scooters and ht hands is the game you slap each other's hands. you might have to google it.
her: i have five brothers you think you'd win at that game
me: i know it if you think you are up for the challenge you can find me in venice.
me: your parents really liked to fuck
(more challening. seeding with where i live. non judgmental sex talk. i've talked about sexual stuff a lot without being explicit about us having sex. that's key.)
her: my mom did my brothers have different dads
her: i'm competitive as fuck
me: haha that's amazing
me: message me your number and i'll text you mine. i hate texting on this dumb app
her: number
texts
me: taylor, guess who
her: laughing crying emojis
me: it's the guy who's about to beat you at hot hands... are you on your way yet
(just assuming she's coming why wouldn't she)
her: lies
her: sends invite to play word hunt
(she's just shit testing me. she wants to see if i'm as cool as i seem)
me: seriously though. let's hang out
me: i'm really bored and my cat just died
(can't believe i wrote this. i was just like fuck it i'm going all julien blanc on her)
her: I'm down!
me: thanks i think fluffers would've appreciated that
me: what time can you head over?
(double down on the dead cat which never existed. plus still assuming shes coming to me which i seeded earlier)
her: whoa (to dead cat or her coming to me not sure)
her: where do you live
me: address
me: you can lmk when you arrive and i'll come down and we'll ride some birds to get tacos
her: you live far
(like normal i'm too in my own world to recognize what could be a legitmate objection but i catch myself)
me: i'm sorry but you're gonna have to deal with it if we're gonna hang out
(so cocky this isn't even me)
her: mm
me: well i'm not gonna try to talk you into it. either you want to or you don't. it's up to you
(this is me trying to talk her into it lol)
her: it's just i live in the hills
(here i'm like shit she probably doesn't have a car)
me: oh do you want me to call you an uber
(i used to be really against spending money. but compliance value of money is the lowest it's been. dudes are spending so much.)
her: it's really expensive
me: omg yes or no taylor
her: yes!
twenty minutes later i call her a car. she came over and was immediately very touchy and affectionate. we never left the house. i was super cool and didn't make any moves and within an hour she was trying to fuck me.