Tips and Tricks Thread

[Eternity]

I'm starting a thread on strategies, lines, tricks, ect... To deal with the randomness of women's behavior, from shit tests to "IHABF" responses and anything beyond that. Anyone can contribute to this thread as long as the advice given has been proven/worked and is useful for the situation mentioned. I'll start it out with some of mine:

Categories: IHABF, Shit Tests, Random (anything else) pertinent in moving an interaction forward with a woman

IHABF

Girl: "I have a boyfriend"

Me: "And I don't have a care in the world..." (sexy smile and a lustful stare after)

Shit Test

Girl: "How come you're not on Facebook?"

Me: "I don't need it..." (monotone voice and a bored look as you look around you)

IHABF
(Borrowed from Mr. Wes)

Girl: "I have a boyfriend"

Mr. Wes: "I'm not trying to take his place" (Gold. Simple, direct, and to the point. Girl knows what you want from her)

Random

Girl: "Do you love me?" (Large, doelike eyes)

You: "I'm here aren't I" (Assuming you are in a committed relationship with this chick, this makes you look cool, aloof , and the power of this relationship falls to you)

 

[Eternity]

Random
The 5 Most Common Text Messages Girls Send (And How To Respond To Them)
By Christian McQueen

Here's the link:http://www.returnofkings.com/28049/...essages-girls-send-and-how-to-respond-to-them
Don't be afraid to change some words around to make these work

 

[Eternity]

Random
Top 5 Best Responses For When A Girl Says “I Love You”
By Christian McQueen

Here's the link: http://www.returnofkings.com/23432/top-5-best-responses-for-when-a-girl-says-i-love-you

Make them fall for you hard

 

[Eternity]

Note: New Category- Game

Game
For all you good looking mofo's try Confident Asshole game as endorsed by Chateau Heartiste

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/05/15/confident-a-hole-game/

 

[Eternity]

Random
I get asked this a lot. Not necessarily a shit test, but it's a chance to look very preselected.

Girl: "So, Do you have any kids?" (smiling)
Me: "Not that i know of..." (Smirk and then laugh it off. In her eyes, you have abundance without needing to brag about it)

 

[Eternity]

Game
How every man should be remembered :

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/04/08/five-minutes-of-alpha-fifty-years-of-pining/#comments

 

[Eternity]

Game
Alpha, aloof/asshole game- How I am and aim to be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mRM1VwUiYA

and how to handle failure...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3pLFlq_HF8

 

[Eternity]

Game
Posting this for me so i can remember in the future to text this before a date.

Me: "Gonna b 5mins late. Errands... "

Texting this before a date will tell you if a girl will flake on you because she will text you some bullshit excuse of how she can't make it and you can use your valuable time on someone else. Whereas if she is she will text you an -ok or something of the sort and you'll know it's on. Plus, always good to be a little later than a girl to seem more badboy and aloof alpha with options.

Credit: Chateau Heartiste

 

[Eternity]

Random
Friendzone: The in's & outs

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/12/24/the-undercover-orbiter-strategy/

 

[Marty]

Eternity:

Alpha, aloof/asshole game- How I am and aim to be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mRM1VwUiYA

This is a very interesting experiment. I wonder how many of those girls picked up the phone when he called!

Just seeing this video yesterday caused me to be more aloof and faster-moving in my next couple number-closes. Not quite that fast, but especially if the girl's in a hurry, the less said the better—preserves mystery.

-Marty

 

[Eternity]

Good. Being an asshole little by little will draw more woman to you and you will have the upper hand instead of the other way around.

For some reason i always thought a bad boy/asshole looked like this:

 

[Marty]

Good. Being an asshole little by little will draw more women to you and you will have the upper hand instead of the other way around.

Yes. Now the problem seems to be that all of a sudden the escalation windows come thick and fast, and the girls expect me to know what to do (seeing as how I'm acting asshole-like), which isn't second-nature yet by any means. Quite a boot-camp

 

[Eternity]

Game

Direct street game w/kiss close. This is advanced stuff most guys here including me would have trouble pulling this off:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/08/31/street-kiss-close-analysis/

 

[Eternity]

Random
A Player's mindset on monogamy vs "playing the field":
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/08/15/chase-interrupted/

 

[Eternity]

Game
Raise your value with your girlfriend, a couple tips:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/02/01/cheap-and-easy-ways-to-raise-your-value-to-a-girl/

 

[Eternity]

Random/Game
Alpha fux Beta bux- A movie analysis depicting an Alpha's fall to Beta and the power of a woman over a man who's in love with her. Hits very close to home for me:
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/01/18/beta-valentine/

 

[ProblemSolving]

Eternity:

This is a very interesting experiment. I wonder how many of those girls picked up the phone when he called!

Just seeing this video yesterday caused me to be more aloof and faster-moving in my next couple number-closes. Not quite that fast, but especially if the girl's in a hurry, the less said the better—preserves mystery.

-Marty

I always cringe when this video gets posted as something to be applauded. What this experiment demonstates is that girls will always take the path of least resistance. They give the number up to avoid any potential awkwardness and confrontation, and simply flake on you over the phone when the pressure is off. How do I know this? I've field tested it. Girls will often give you their number after one or two sentences, but getting them on dates becomes exceedingly more difficult without a decent conversation before hand.

Here is the guy that actually came up with that number close long before these guy came around. I still use this number close today AFTER I have a conversation with a girl. It is very effective.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjLI2ejG5qY

 

[Eternity]

Perhaps. But both men's body language, tone of voice, aloofness intrigues girls. You can see some of these girls physically like Vitaly, it's clear in the way they look at him and giggle at what he says. I'm sure if he called a couple up, some would definitely fuck him. Of course, he has to go through the motion of game to fuck them in the end. Regardless, excellent fundamentals when approaching women, it might not be for everyone but it's my type of style.

 

[Marty]

Agree to some extent with PS, but that aside: keep 'em coming, Eternity!

I find the Heartiste site dreadfully difficult to navigate, so you're doing sterling work picking out the articles you think we'll like.

-Marty

 

[Eternity]

Random
I suggested these to Marty in one of his F.R's, but anyone can use these text examples with girls. Remember less is more with texting and game in general. To use these, your style and initial presentation should be somewhat congruent with your texts:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/11/ ... e-applied/

or...
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/08/ ... l-at-once/

and...http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/11/ ... psis-game/