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Ey ey!
What the fuck is up gang!?
Hope everyone in the tribe is feeling particularly fantastic this evening.
(As I transcribe these scriptures from the inside of my heart and life..onto the screen of this DELL laptop)
Just got a new phone today as a gift from my dad
and yesterday was my bday so that was pretty badass.
Soooo... today's fieldreport
actually happened in my own backyard
I was doing some sets on my biceps,
arms were pumped as fuck (just to give you some context. I'm clearly not bragging at all ;p )
After I put down the dumbbell, I noticed a women amidst a group of people in the back of a blue lorry (truck) looking at me and kind of pointing me out to a couple others in the group.
They were on the otherside of our wall, she seemed friendly, she had a bit of a smile.
I waved at her as I walked towards the inside of the house. She waved back pronto.
Haha the next part is kinda funny..
For the sake of carbs I decided to go grab some raw ramen from the cabinet ("Two minute noodles" that's what we call it here in Africa)
Yours truly, then proceeded to walk back outside towards the blue lorry.
Eating crunchy noodles, with my chest puffed out in the air.
"Hey guys!" I said loudly and smiled. Making pretty fucking good eyecontact, if I do say so myself
"Hiiii" the group greeted me.. they were elevated on the lorry from the otherside of the wall
Thinking back, there was actually only one dude amongst them. The rest were all female... and ONE of those females had a cute face (in my opinion)
They began laughing and told me one of the ladies in the back didn't understand English.
In a nutshell, what I did was:
- Give out a good friendly but highstatus vibe
- Dope asf stallion posture
- Body-rock. This might have been the first time I actually consciously did this... I've heard about it from dudes like Mystery
- Looking around the trees to my uncle and aunt as they spoke with my mom from across the fence. If a silence would go longer than two seconds or somtimes less, I would allow my attention to go elsewhere.
- engaged everyone in the group and focused on specific members when I felt it was the right time to connect with them
- made sure everyone was feeling good. Having a win-win mentality
Found out the dudes name was Jeremy haha. (Cool name honestly)
At first he was kinda frowning at me as the women gave me compliments and showered me in attention and questions
after I chose to laugh more, he began loosening up and I transfered my vibe onto him, and he began smiling and became more warm in the interaction
(Note to self, I feel like there's a lesson in there somewhere)
The ladies eventually asked me what my name was (yes, I didn't just tell them my name right off the bat)
To their question I responded, "Michael Jackson" there were a couple laughs at my response
then the girl with the cute face smiled at me and said "Well then... I'm Whitney Houston"
I realized at that moment, I could have began asking her about her "songs" and "performances" as a tongue-in-cheek roleplay kinda thing...but I didn't feel for it at that moment...
Instead, I chose to follow the way I was feeling in the moment...
"Okay..so what's you name?" I asked. Not that I really cared about her name, we were ultimately just bantering
"I'm Whitney" she said and smiled.
I thought to myself, "haha did I really just ask her that question?
" we're still doing the emotion thing, not so much the logic thing yet
But then I gave the group a serious answer and told them my name is Paul.
I think the girl might have gave me her real name, I don't recall it tho
Anyways, I went back to talking with the group
One of the ladies said to me "I like your earring!"
"Thanks!" I replied and then went on to tell her that it's my mom's earring and "It's one of my favourites...like... it really is my mother's"
We kept laughing together... (I made sure to really let it all out )
and one thing I love about this situation...
is what I did with the earring response
it's one of my favourite things to do in social interactions...
Tonight I decided to coin this term "Showcasing one's balls"
Essentially, it means (to me) when you display the fact that you give zerofucks in an area where most people would give a lot of fucks...
and you bashfully and nonchalantly just show your feathers to the group... it's really great for filling your narcissism bar and...
Whenever I do this...I find I get so much respect from groups...
it's kinda like there's a mote around a castle, that only few ever are bold enough to sail over...
and when you sail over to the other side, it's like you have a halo...that causes the dudes to cheer and chant your name the next time you guys walk past eachother in the shopping market...
and it cause the girls to gush and blush and wave at you enthusiastically when you guys see eachother, or come up and hug you when you're nearby eachother.
This is awesome...I became conscious of this by typing out this report... ...arigato Jezuz
"Showcasing one's balls"
Just saying some controversial stuff in the most nonchalant way like: "I like teddy bears"
I love how the dudes react..."WHHAAATT!"
and how the girls drip....
and the guys don't even know it *shrug*
Here's how the interaction ended:
When lorry drove away and as I walking away, they finally got the courage to yell out things at me..like:
"You're so fucking cute!!!"
One thing I could have done to improve this interaction, I personally think, would have been to:
- Nonchalantly mention something sexual (plant some sexual seeds in her brain)
- Futurepace with the cuteface girl aka "Whitney Houston" (Maybe make a couple million bucks with her XD and go on a trip to hawaii)
I'd probably do it somewhat like this:
"I feel like you're the kinda girl, like if we made-out, I would have to keep pushing you off of me. Your lips would be on me too much.
I'd have to sit you down sternly and declare that we have to keep our makeouts to max ten times a day. Only ten times a day. No more than that, you gotta promise me. ... I know this isn't easy for you, girl... you gotta promise me, mmkay I'm trusting you on this" etc
and then let her play back with it a bit...and then playfully argue with her about her not being able to handle me sexually...and that my dick would clearly send her pussy to outterspace...
(I may be a virgin. But I'm sexually confident...not sure if you can tell)
When I do this type of thing with people around, I normally do it in like a "Ive already put her in my friendzone" type-of-way...
and when I do it around people they don't realise that we're flirting with other...
it's kind of sounds like we're arguing and I'm hardly interested in her and she's trying to prove herself to me while I distract myself with objects in the environment and making buddies with other members of the group...
during that she has to (sometimes physically) tug on me for my attention (this generally happens playfully ofcourse) this may sound unusual but almost everytime this happens, the girls are having the times of their lives.. they're laughing, yelling and gasping.
#FemaleLogic
(I'm playing bro...just fucking around about the female logic thing okay. Got this # idea from someone else today, thought'd be funny..so shoutout to that annonymous person...give credit where credit is due)
- Futurepace with the group (perhaps seed some social outing)
I could probably think of more stuff I can improve on for that interaction...buuut...it's bedtime for me buddy
So sleep well everyone...and gudnight!!!!!!
Sincerely yours (Jesus, I gotta take a big piss right now...lemme hurry up the outro real quick)
- Paul, aka HandsomeSexGod aka Peter Pan
Peace out mates
What the fuck is up gang!?
Hope everyone in the tribe is feeling particularly fantastic this evening.
(As I transcribe these scriptures from the inside of my heart and life..onto the screen of this DELL laptop)
Just got a new phone today as a gift from my dad
and yesterday was my bday so that was pretty badass.
Soooo... today's fieldreport
actually happened in my own backyard
I was doing some sets on my biceps,
arms were pumped as fuck (just to give you some context. I'm clearly not bragging at all ;p )
After I put down the dumbbell, I noticed a women amidst a group of people in the back of a blue lorry (truck) looking at me and kind of pointing me out to a couple others in the group.
They were on the otherside of our wall, she seemed friendly, she had a bit of a smile.
I waved at her as I walked towards the inside of the house. She waved back pronto.
Haha the next part is kinda funny..
For the sake of carbs I decided to go grab some raw ramen from the cabinet ("Two minute noodles" that's what we call it here in Africa)
Yours truly, then proceeded to walk back outside towards the blue lorry.
Eating crunchy noodles, with my chest puffed out in the air.
"Hey guys!" I said loudly and smiled. Making pretty fucking good eyecontact, if I do say so myself
"Hiiii" the group greeted me.. they were elevated on the lorry from the otherside of the wall
Thinking back, there was actually only one dude amongst them. The rest were all female... and ONE of those females had a cute face (in my opinion)
They began laughing and told me one of the ladies in the back didn't understand English.
In a nutshell, what I did was:
- Give out a good friendly but highstatus vibe
- Dope asf stallion posture
- Body-rock. This might have been the first time I actually consciously did this... I've heard about it from dudes like Mystery
- Looking around the trees to my uncle and aunt as they spoke with my mom from across the fence. If a silence would go longer than two seconds or somtimes less, I would allow my attention to go elsewhere.
- engaged everyone in the group and focused on specific members when I felt it was the right time to connect with them
- made sure everyone was feeling good. Having a win-win mentality
Found out the dudes name was Jeremy haha. (Cool name honestly)
At first he was kinda frowning at me as the women gave me compliments and showered me in attention and questions
after I chose to laugh more, he began loosening up and I transfered my vibe onto him, and he began smiling and became more warm in the interaction
(Note to self, I feel like there's a lesson in there somewhere)
The ladies eventually asked me what my name was (yes, I didn't just tell them my name right off the bat)
To their question I responded, "Michael Jackson" there were a couple laughs at my response
then the girl with the cute face smiled at me and said "Well then... I'm Whitney Houston"
I realized at that moment, I could have began asking her about her "songs" and "performances" as a tongue-in-cheek roleplay kinda thing...but I didn't feel for it at that moment...
Instead, I chose to follow the way I was feeling in the moment...
"Okay..so what's you name?" I asked. Not that I really cared about her name, we were ultimately just bantering
"I'm Whitney" she said and smiled.
I thought to myself, "haha did I really just ask her that question?
" we're still doing the emotion thing, not so much the logic thing yetBut then I gave the group a serious answer and told them my name is Paul.
I think the girl might have gave me her real name, I don't recall it tho
Anyways, I went back to talking with the group
One of the ladies said to me "I like your earring!"
"Thanks!" I replied and then went on to tell her that it's my mom's earring and "It's one of my favourites...like... it really is my mother's"
We kept laughing together... (I made sure to really let it all out )
and one thing I love about this situation...
is what I did with the earring response
it's one of my favourite things to do in social interactions...
Tonight I decided to coin this term "Showcasing one's balls"
Essentially, it means (to me) when you display the fact that you give zerofucks in an area where most people would give a lot of fucks...
and you bashfully and nonchalantly just show your feathers to the group... it's really great for filling your narcissism bar and...
Whenever I do this...I find I get so much respect from groups...
it's kinda like there's a mote around a castle, that only few ever are bold enough to sail over...
and when you sail over to the other side, it's like you have a halo...that causes the dudes to cheer and chant your name the next time you guys walk past eachother in the shopping market...
and it cause the girls to gush and blush and wave at you enthusiastically when you guys see eachother, or come up and hug you when you're nearby eachother.
This is awesome...I became conscious of this by typing out this report... ...arigato Jezuz
"Showcasing one's balls"
Just saying some controversial stuff in the most nonchalant way like: "I like teddy bears"
I love how the dudes react..."WHHAAATT!"
and how the girls drip....
and the guys don't even know it *shrug*
Here's how the interaction ended:
When lorry drove away and as I walking away, they finally got the courage to yell out things at me..like:
"You're so fucking cute!!!"
One thing I could have done to improve this interaction, I personally think, would have been to:
- Nonchalantly mention something sexual (plant some sexual seeds in her brain)
- Futurepace with the cuteface girl aka "Whitney Houston" (Maybe make a couple million bucks with her XD and go on a trip to hawaii)
I'd probably do it somewhat like this:
"I feel like you're the kinda girl, like if we made-out, I would have to keep pushing you off of me. Your lips would be on me too much.
I'd have to sit you down sternly and declare that we have to keep our makeouts to max ten times a day. Only ten times a day. No more than that, you gotta promise me. ... I know this isn't easy for you, girl... you gotta promise me, mmkay I'm trusting you on this" etc
and then let her play back with it a bit...and then playfully argue with her about her not being able to handle me sexually...and that my dick would clearly send her pussy to outterspace...
(I may be a virgin. But I'm sexually confident...not sure if you can tell)
When I do this type of thing with people around, I normally do it in like a "Ive already put her in my friendzone" type-of-way...
and when I do it around people they don't realise that we're flirting with other...
it's kind of sounds like we're arguing and I'm hardly interested in her and she's trying to prove herself to me while I distract myself with objects in the environment and making buddies with other members of the group...
during that she has to (sometimes physically) tug on me for my attention (this generally happens playfully ofcourse) this may sound unusual but almost everytime this happens, the girls are having the times of their lives.. they're laughing, yelling and gasping.
#FemaleLogic
(I'm playing bro...just fucking around about the female logic thing okay. Got this # idea from someone else today, thought'd be funny..so shoutout to that annonymous person...give credit where credit is due)
- Futurepace with the group (perhaps seed some social outing)
I could probably think of more stuff I can improve on for that interaction...buuut...it's bedtime for me buddy
So sleep well everyone...and gudnight!!!!!!
Sincerely yours (Jesus, I gotta take a big piss right now...lemme hurry up the outro real quick)
- Paul, aka HandsomeSexGod aka Peter Pan
Peace out mates
