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These were all on the streets near where I live. It was during a party night (Halloween). The frats weren't allowed to party this weekend, so I had to hit the streets with my buddies.
I recalled an LR where Anatman opened a girl at a bar by complimenting her ass. I've been complimenting girls' legs and the responses have been great, so I decided to be a bit bolder and compliment asses.
First try:
Saw a girl running up a hill in a mini skirt.
Me: Hey, hold up (I ran up to her to stop her running)
Her: Huh? (She turns and faces me)
Me: (I put both of my hands on her shoulders--like in a pep talk kinda way) I just had to tell you that you have an amazing ass
Her: HAHAHA OH MY GOD! HAHAHA Thank you!
Then I let her go. She continued running off, to find shelter from the pouring rain. I should've went to go find temporary shelter with her, warm her up a bit, then tried to bring her back to my place. =/
Had a few more approaches. One of them I did a decent job with role playing. It would've been more effective if she spoke English better. She and her female friend invited my friend and me to a party. I invited them to my place instead. Nope, they stuck with their plan.
My second opener:
A group of 3 girls walked by my friend and me as we were headed to go grab some food. One of the girls checked me out for a split second. I forgot who, but my friend and I let them pass by. I turn around to check out their asses (I'm an ass guy). The girl I opened was wearing a mini skirt that showed off her underbuns. Luckily, they stopped walking and began talking to each other.
Me: (Put my hand on her shoulder from behind, gently) Excuse me for interrupting your conversation
Ass girl: (Startled) Ah! OMG! You scared me!
Me: Haha, my bad...but I just wanted to tell you that your ass is hanging out of your skirt, and they're amazing
Ass girl: HAHAHA OH SHIT!
Hot friend: That is so rude! (Her mouth was open, smiling)
Me: (I give a "why are you smiling then?" smile at the friend for a full second, then slowly turned my head to the girl and sexy smile at her)
Ass girl: Haha, thank you!
Hot friend: Seriously, that was so rude! Women should not be treated like that! We shouldn't be defined by our body parts! (Still smiling)
Me: Of course we can be defined by body parts. (Pointing to my penis) Penis. (Pointing to the girl's vagina) Vagina.
Ass girl: HAHAHA!
Hot friend: (Shaking her head, but chuckling) Wow.
Me: (Maintaining eye contact and smiling at the friend because she's actually hotter)
Ass girl: (Walks closer to me, smiling) I'm not offended, but I can't believe you just told me that!
Me: Yeah, I would much rather...
6 motherfucking dudes walk up to us and surround us...I swear, this happens like every other time I go out during party nights trying to street pick up, and there are always 4+ guys. Why can't these fuckers just open their own girls? =/
Cockblock1: (Stepping up to my side) Hey! What's your name?
Me: (Looking halfway toward him) Nice to meet you (turn head back to the girl)
Cockblock2: (Stepping to my other side) Hey! Iron man!
Me: (Still looking at the girl) Heeey (unenthusiatically)...Yeah, I was saying...
Cockblock3: (Tapping my shoulder from behind) Sup dude!
Me: (I turn around to see how many more of these fuckers there are)
Cockblock1: Hi girls, what are your names?
Me: OHHH SHIIIT! (The 6th guy in the back is one of my pledges)
Pledge: HEEEY! fsc!
I walk up to him and hug him. Cockblock3 and two other guys encapsulate me, introduce themselves to me, and try to chat me up. I ignore most of their questions, which are about my costume (I have an LED light-up arc reactor on my chest, under my long sleeve--I'm Tony Park, the Korean Tony Stark/Iron Man--lols). After a minute or so, I think to myself that this was a long enough time to sorta make it clear that I'm not needy or clingy to the girls, but I don't wanna spend too much time away from them that they leave. I turn around, say "excuse me guys", physically part the cockblocks away with my arms like Moses, and walk back to the girls. Ass girl was talking to my friend, the two other girls were talking to each other, and cockblock1 and 2 are just standing there looking.
Me: So I was saying (smiling)
Ass girl: (Warm smile, both of her female friends stop their convo and turn towards me looking intrigued)
Me: I would much rather come up to you and tell you that you have a nice ass if I think you have a nice ass.
Ass girl: Haha, yeah, that was cool. Like, how drunk are you?
Me: I'm sober actually. I don't really drink...I mean, I'll tell you the same thing tomorrow morning at church or wherever
Hot friend: Church? WTF? Why?
Me: I dunno. Maybe we're getting married
Ass girl: Hahaha
Hot friend: (Has the "what the fuck are you even saying?" face, but smiling with her mouth open)
Me: (I decide to interpret that as a jealous/shocked face) I mean...if you feel bad, we can all move to Utah and I'll marry you too
Hot friend: (Chuckling, smiling, shaking her head)
Me: (Back to the ass girl) So how often do you visit? (She doesn't go to my school)
Ass girl: I don't know
Me: Come two weeks from now (because my frat isn't throwing a party until then)
Ass girl: Haha sure. You wanna take my number?
Me: (Handing her my phone) Save your name as "Ass girl"
Ass girl: Hahaha okay (hands me back my phone)
Me: Or whenever the next time is that you visit, let me know, and we'll hang out.
Ass girl: Haha sure!
Me: Just make thewer...Shore...Your. Sure...
Fuck. My tongue froze up. So I closed my mouth, gave her a playful "dammit" smile, turned my head to the side, and did this for 3 seconds.
Ass girl: HAHAHAHA!
Me: (Turn back to her slowly, clear my throat, then sexy smile) Just make sure you're wearing revealing clothes so I can see your ass.
Ass girl: Definitely!
Then we part. The cockblocks, who have been just standing around us the entire time, sorta escort them away trying to talk to them still. FUCK. WHY DID I STICK TO MY PLAN OF GETTING FOOD?! I should've asked them what they were up to, because for sure I could've gone father than a number close. I'm a dumbass. I squat and fake cry for a minute or two, debating whether I should run back to them. Nope. That's stupid and needy as F.
I decide to text her ASAP instead and head to the gas station instead of Denny's.
Me: fsc/Iron Man/ass guy. Nice meeting you =]
Ass girl: (A minute later)
Me: Where were you headed to?
Ass girl: [My frat]
Me: Lololol at my place already? Hold up I'm coming
Thank you, pledge.
I grab a chocolate bar and a Vitamin Water and head back to my frat house. I enter and see the three girls talking with my pledge and 2 or 3 of his cockblock crew members. I seat myself next to the third female friend who I haven't talk to yet. We just banter for about a minute or two.
Me: (Poking the hotter friend's shoulder, who was standing in front of me) Why aren't you dressed up?
Hot friend: Oh, I was dressed up, but I went home and changed because it started raining.
Me: Oh, I see...so what WERE you dressed up as then?
Hot friend: A vampire
Me: I see...so I guess you're good at sucking? (Pretty sure I was a bit too overt...but then again, my opener was direct about ass)
Hot friend: (Sexy, intrigued look, mouth closed)
Third friend: (Pushing me playfully) OH MY GOD WHAT?! Did you hear what he said?! He said, "so you're good at sucking"!
Hot friend: (Holding the same look) I know...I heard what he said...
Me: (Just sexy smiling at her)
I noticed ass girl's expression get a little colder after this. Fuck. So I ask her what she was dressed up as.
I tried to manage the time spent talking to each of the 3 girls because none of the cockblockers were fully occupying them with conversation, especially after my vampire sucking comment. I noticed this was stupid, so I decided to focus on the ass girl and her hotter friend. I sorta ignored the third friend in a socially un-savvy way: she asked me a question, I totally ignored it, and turned my head toward the other two girls in front of me. I knew it was bad, but I wanted to escalate with one of the two (the third friend wasn't attractive at all). I'm guessing the third girl's expression went pretty sour after this. The two girls and I bantered a bit. I weakly deep dived the two. The third friend tried to engage me one more time, but I didn't even turn my head. I felt bad, so a bit later I deep dived the third girl. I learn that ass girl is in a "top house" sorority, so I get interested and talk to ass girl about it and deep dive her.
I notice slight irritation in the hot friend's face because of my excitement in the ass girl, so I try to bring her up.
Me: What about you? You look like you could be in a sorority.
Hot friend: No, I'm not in a sorority. (To the girls) I'm tired, let's go home
I was about to tell her some bullshit like "Why not? You look gorgeous...you could prolly be president your first year at any sorority" Well. Fuck. I weakly persisted once by asking where she lived--I noticed that she had a university apartment key, so I tried to related how I lived in the university apartment across the street from hers. I didn't really feel like persisting further because I was tired, wet, and their moods were nowhere near where it was when I opened them. Dangit, I should've just focused on the ass girl.
So yeah, no one loves me still.
I recalled an LR where Anatman opened a girl at a bar by complimenting her ass. I've been complimenting girls' legs and the responses have been great, so I decided to be a bit bolder and compliment asses.
First try:
Saw a girl running up a hill in a mini skirt.
Me: Hey, hold up (I ran up to her to stop her running)
Her: Huh? (She turns and faces me)
Me: (I put both of my hands on her shoulders--like in a pep talk kinda way) I just had to tell you that you have an amazing ass
Her: HAHAHA OH MY GOD! HAHAHA Thank you!
Then I let her go. She continued running off, to find shelter from the pouring rain. I should've went to go find temporary shelter with her, warm her up a bit, then tried to bring her back to my place. =/
Had a few more approaches. One of them I did a decent job with role playing. It would've been more effective if she spoke English better. She and her female friend invited my friend and me to a party. I invited them to my place instead. Nope, they stuck with their plan.
My second opener:
A group of 3 girls walked by my friend and me as we were headed to go grab some food. One of the girls checked me out for a split second. I forgot who, but my friend and I let them pass by. I turn around to check out their asses (I'm an ass guy). The girl I opened was wearing a mini skirt that showed off her underbuns. Luckily, they stopped walking and began talking to each other.
Me: (Put my hand on her shoulder from behind, gently) Excuse me for interrupting your conversation
Ass girl: (Startled) Ah! OMG! You scared me!
Me: Haha, my bad...but I just wanted to tell you that your ass is hanging out of your skirt, and they're amazing
Ass girl: HAHAHA OH SHIT!
Hot friend: That is so rude! (Her mouth was open, smiling)
Me: (I give a "why are you smiling then?" smile at the friend for a full second, then slowly turned my head to the girl and sexy smile at her)
Ass girl: Haha, thank you!
Hot friend: Seriously, that was so rude! Women should not be treated like that! We shouldn't be defined by our body parts! (Still smiling)
Me: Of course we can be defined by body parts. (Pointing to my penis) Penis. (Pointing to the girl's vagina) Vagina.
Ass girl: HAHAHA!
Hot friend: (Shaking her head, but chuckling) Wow.
Me: (Maintaining eye contact and smiling at the friend because she's actually hotter)
Ass girl: (Walks closer to me, smiling) I'm not offended, but I can't believe you just told me that!
Me: Yeah, I would much rather...
6 motherfucking dudes walk up to us and surround us...I swear, this happens like every other time I go out during party nights trying to street pick up, and there are always 4+ guys. Why can't these fuckers just open their own girls? =/
Cockblock1: (Stepping up to my side) Hey! What's your name?
Me: (Looking halfway toward him) Nice to meet you (turn head back to the girl)
Cockblock2: (Stepping to my other side) Hey! Iron man!
Me: (Still looking at the girl) Heeey (unenthusiatically)...Yeah, I was saying...
Cockblock3: (Tapping my shoulder from behind) Sup dude!
Me: (I turn around to see how many more of these fuckers there are)
Cockblock1: Hi girls, what are your names?
Me: OHHH SHIIIT! (The 6th guy in the back is one of my pledges)
Pledge: HEEEY! fsc!
I walk up to him and hug him. Cockblock3 and two other guys encapsulate me, introduce themselves to me, and try to chat me up. I ignore most of their questions, which are about my costume (I have an LED light-up arc reactor on my chest, under my long sleeve--I'm Tony Park, the Korean Tony Stark/Iron Man--lols). After a minute or so, I think to myself that this was a long enough time to sorta make it clear that I'm not needy or clingy to the girls, but I don't wanna spend too much time away from them that they leave. I turn around, say "excuse me guys", physically part the cockblocks away with my arms like Moses, and walk back to the girls. Ass girl was talking to my friend, the two other girls were talking to each other, and cockblock1 and 2 are just standing there looking.
Me: So I was saying (smiling)
Ass girl: (Warm smile, both of her female friends stop their convo and turn towards me looking intrigued)
Me: I would much rather come up to you and tell you that you have a nice ass if I think you have a nice ass.
Ass girl: Haha, yeah, that was cool. Like, how drunk are you?
Me: I'm sober actually. I don't really drink...I mean, I'll tell you the same thing tomorrow morning at church or wherever
Hot friend: Church? WTF? Why?
Me: I dunno. Maybe we're getting married
Ass girl: Hahaha
Hot friend: (Has the "what the fuck are you even saying?" face, but smiling with her mouth open)
Me: (I decide to interpret that as a jealous/shocked face) I mean...if you feel bad, we can all move to Utah and I'll marry you too
Hot friend: (Chuckling, smiling, shaking her head)
Me: (Back to the ass girl) So how often do you visit? (She doesn't go to my school)
Ass girl: I don't know
Me: Come two weeks from now (because my frat isn't throwing a party until then)
Ass girl: Haha sure. You wanna take my number?
Me: (Handing her my phone) Save your name as "Ass girl"
Ass girl: Hahaha okay (hands me back my phone)
Me: Or whenever the next time is that you visit, let me know, and we'll hang out.
Ass girl: Haha sure!
Me: Just make thewer...Shore...Your. Sure...
Fuck. My tongue froze up. So I closed my mouth, gave her a playful "dammit" smile, turned my head to the side, and did this for 3 seconds.
Ass girl: HAHAHAHA!
Me: (Turn back to her slowly, clear my throat, then sexy smile) Just make sure you're wearing revealing clothes so I can see your ass.
Ass girl: Definitely!
Then we part. The cockblocks, who have been just standing around us the entire time, sorta escort them away trying to talk to them still. FUCK. WHY DID I STICK TO MY PLAN OF GETTING FOOD?! I should've asked them what they were up to, because for sure I could've gone father than a number close. I'm a dumbass. I squat and fake cry for a minute or two, debating whether I should run back to them. Nope. That's stupid and needy as F.
I decide to text her ASAP instead and head to the gas station instead of Denny's.
Me: fsc/Iron Man/ass guy. Nice meeting you =]
Ass girl: (A minute later)
Me: Where were you headed to?
Ass girl: [My frat]
Me: Lololol at my place already? Hold up I'm coming
Thank you, pledge.
I grab a chocolate bar and a Vitamin Water and head back to my frat house. I enter and see the three girls talking with my pledge and 2 or 3 of his cockblock crew members. I seat myself next to the third female friend who I haven't talk to yet. We just banter for about a minute or two.
Me: (Poking the hotter friend's shoulder, who was standing in front of me) Why aren't you dressed up?
Hot friend: Oh, I was dressed up, but I went home and changed because it started raining.
Me: Oh, I see...so what WERE you dressed up as then?
Hot friend: A vampire
Me: I see...so I guess you're good at sucking? (Pretty sure I was a bit too overt...but then again, my opener was direct about ass)
Hot friend: (Sexy, intrigued look, mouth closed)
Third friend: (Pushing me playfully) OH MY GOD WHAT?! Did you hear what he said?! He said, "so you're good at sucking"!
Hot friend: (Holding the same look) I know...I heard what he said...
Me: (Just sexy smiling at her)
I noticed ass girl's expression get a little colder after this. Fuck. So I ask her what she was dressed up as.
I tried to manage the time spent talking to each of the 3 girls because none of the cockblockers were fully occupying them with conversation, especially after my vampire sucking comment. I noticed this was stupid, so I decided to focus on the ass girl and her hotter friend. I sorta ignored the third friend in a socially un-savvy way: she asked me a question, I totally ignored it, and turned my head toward the other two girls in front of me. I knew it was bad, but I wanted to escalate with one of the two (the third friend wasn't attractive at all). I'm guessing the third girl's expression went pretty sour after this. The two girls and I bantered a bit. I weakly deep dived the two. The third friend tried to engage me one more time, but I didn't even turn my head. I felt bad, so a bit later I deep dived the third girl. I learn that ass girl is in a "top house" sorority, so I get interested and talk to ass girl about it and deep dive her.
I notice slight irritation in the hot friend's face because of my excitement in the ass girl, so I try to bring her up.
Me: What about you? You look like you could be in a sorority.
Hot friend: No, I'm not in a sorority. (To the girls) I'm tired, let's go home
I was about to tell her some bullshit like "Why not? You look gorgeous...you could prolly be president your first year at any sorority" Well. Fuck. I weakly persisted once by asking where she lived--I noticed that she had a university apartment key, so I tried to related how I lived in the university apartment across the street from hers. I didn't really feel like persisting further because I was tired, wet, and their moods were nowhere near where it was when I opened them. Dangit, I should've just focused on the ass girl.
So yeah, no one loves me still.
