Turtle Game

[Oskar]

So I've been pursuing this girl for YEARS and she definitely knows I will stick around now. She is always telling me how sick and tired she is of bad boys and lovers, and that she wished guys would just GROW UP and be TRUE GENTLEMEN... you know, actually respect what girls SAY for once and give them what they truly want -- a man who will stick around NO MATTER WHAT. Girls totally are beginning to see through this whole "fast game" thing. It's definitely on the way out.

Our courtship is something out of a Victorian romance novel, you know, the kind women get so hot and bothered about... yeah... we're together... and we will be for all eternity. TRUE LOVE. I'm thinking we'll have sex soon. But I don't want to disrespect her or anything.

You jealous of my turtle game? Deal with it. Cuz I'm "in it to win it". Why? Because she DESERVES it.

-Oskar

 

[Franco]

Lots of good information here, Oskar. I'm glad you've finally come to this realization.

For more info on Turtle Game, check out this article here.

- Franco

 

[Oskar]

Thanks Franco, it looks like the perfect article for what's going on in my life right now.



-Oskar

 

[Eternity]

I'm no longer studying seduction. This article has opened my eyes and have decided to stop following G.C for the time being. I have decided to become a romantic, a white knight for women whose chastity is in danger of being taken by unscrupulous men. I'm thinking of brooding over my one itis and buying a bottle of Jack, reliving those few moments of attention she gave me. God i miss her so much!This is my last post. Seduction is a joke!!!

 

[Nova]

always very important to stay ahead of the game.

i've added roses and chocolates to my shiny new process.

 

[Casanovelis]

Alas chivalry has returned, and the white knights can now woo many a fair maiden...but only one at a time...and very slowly...and respectfully.

 

[Eternity]

I'm wooing me a busty maiden.

 

[Nova]

and I'm currently courting the most gorgeous blonde you have ever seen. she wanted me so bad last night - not so fast miss!! sleeping with girls on the first date just isn't ma style, your gonna have to bide your time.

what do you guys reckon is the best way of turtle gaming this girl from here on?

 

[Franco]

what do you guys reckon is the best way of turtle gaming this girl from here on?

At this point, I usually write the girl a love poem and send her flowers. At the end of the poem, let her know you'll be moving out of the country, but your mind will never once forget that she is the most beautiful girl on the planet. Let her know that, in ten years, you will return and have the most amazing wedding ceremony she could have ever imagined -- and it will all be paid for by you.

She'll SWOON FOR YOU SO HARD. Here's your marriage ceremony:

- Franco

 

[Eternity]

My white knight mantra dictates you should whisper in her ear every word she wants to hear. Caress her face, look into her eyes, tell her no one like her has captivated your heart as she. Kiss her, caress her body, but as she wants you to take her dress off, stop yourself and repent for your slick ways and fast lust overtaking your emotions and actions. Sit by the bed and state that you can't keep going, you are not "one of those guys", perhaps it's time for you to leave, sigh and start to head towards the door. But she stops you, she has seen your vulnerable side and has decided to seduce you, to nurture you for your tortured way of living. She pulls you back to bed and proceeds to seduce you with bouts of emotion instead of cold, hard logic and you fight it but she is just so seductive in her of touching, kissing, you fight it but slowly start to lose yourself in the moment, weak in the knees as her scent and the warmth of her body overtakes your senses. You surrender yourself to her, you are hers for the night and couldn't be happier in being seduced by an enchanting and alluring woman.

 

[Nova]

ahhhhh ye franco you big ol pimp this is why I love you guys. I've been texting my lady all day long today, trading a load of witty banter making her giggle. meeting her for a meal at a fancy diner later, got my best suit and bow tie ready - gonna surprise her and pay for the lot, before gifting her a handbag I had shipped in from vietnam. this will get her wet.

then I imagine she'll want to 'come back to mine for coffee'

Haha, girls!

I'll give her a little pec on the cheek and wish her a goodnight. she'll think I'm a right sly devil ;-)

 

[Whizzy]

I'll talk to her about being together forever, anything for my one and only! If she tries anything before that 3 month period though...