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I say twat-blocked, but my cousin is supposed to be a man. But he was acting like a little girl experiencing her first period in life. Bitching and whining all god damned weekend.
If you don't want to read the actual report, the moral of the story is you can't trust other guys when you're trying to talk to women. I think Hector had an article about this like a month or two ago (great article, definitely recommend).
Anywhoo, here we go. Quick backstory; like my second or third cousin or something (distant relative) got married this weekend. I wasn't even invited, but my cousin, whom I live with was going and assured me that I should come. Turns out I was kind of quasi invited (tell Regal he can come too). So partially invited but not really. Cousin proceeded to tell everyone that I would be there. He knows I hate weddings =.=
For a name, I'm going to call my cousin Allegra after the allergy pills lol.
So I decide to go since it's either that or just keep painting the house.
So we're late to the wedding, my other cousin (guess I'll call him Benadryl to keep up with the allergy classifications XD) and I just kind of post up underneath where the fan and the breeze cross each other. Allegra goes and talks to people. We eventually leave and show up to the reception.
It's okay, but there's a blonde girl that works there with an amazing ass. We'll call her AA.
She's making googoo eyes at me from time to time and I think cool, just wait until she gets close and start talking to her when people get up and start moving away from the tables.
Start talking to her, and within 2 minutes max of talking in comes Allegra like a god damned wrecking ball Miley Cyrus style. My style is more laidback while his is more in your face and loud as fuck. Whatever, I know how to deal with this. Just don't panic and think mysterious guy that knows all the secrets, seems to work for me in these kinds of scenarios. I don't remember if it was Chase or another guy that talked about his own run-ins with people that are louder than you. Just don't panic, think cool and mysterious (almost positive it was Chase I got this from), throw on a smirk and just stay close to the girl and wait for her to get bored of loud guy and try to reel you back in.
And it works! While they're talking she keeps bumping into me and kind of trying to move away from him with him following her a bit. It's a little comical. All the while I've barely moved.
I'd say 5 minutes go by and Allegra goes to the bathroom and AA turns to me and smiles this devious grin. It could have been on. But before I can get even a word out another worker tells her that she needs to get back to work. She leaves with a "I'll be back".
Okay.
Time passes, stuff happens, more time passes, people tell me that I should give it a try with this girl. It's funny that they all only remember me as the guy who couldn't lose his virginity in a million years and want to help me. They tell me that they all think she likes me. Of course she does, I'm fucking delightful ;-)
And she finally comes back. Except this time I'm away from everyone else when we start chatting.
I ask what she has going on after work, nothing, awesome. Now at this point habit tries to take over for me to just set up a date. But then the thought of her living 5 1/2 hours away (where the wedding was, was a fair distance from me so we likely wouldn't ever cross paths again) from me means that I think I'll do something a little more high risk high reward. I've always wanted to do the Apocalypse opener in some form or another and now was the perfect time.
For those that don't know, the Apocalypse opener is basically some form of this: you and the girl don't know each other all that well, sometimes this is literally like the third thing you even say to a girl. But you ask her to come home with you quickly into the conversation. AA and I have barely talked at this point, so I figure it still qualifies and it'll be fun. Never done it but always wanted to see what would happen.
"Would you-"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"
Fucking Allegra the wrecking ball again. Loud as fuck as normal. Saunters over and gets in between us (I'm also sitting at this point while she was standing next to me) while telling her that he brought her a drink a while ago but then she was gone when he got back and it made him mad. And then, for what the fuck ever reason I'll never know, he says this before she can even respond:
"I put roofies in it, haha just kidding not really"
What the absolute fuck, man!?
Benadryl calls his stupid ass over (probably to try and be a good wingman to me since he was one of the people to say that she liked me). He leaves.
Not gonna lie, I lost my game at this point. Couldn't go through with the game plan and instead pussed out (partly out of annoyance and frustration with the other part thinking 'she won't be comfortable getting alone with me when she already knows we are staying in the same hotel room'). So I asked her if she'd like to hang out instead aaaaaand she couldn't. She just remembered it was her boyfriends birthday.
All I could say was "I know..."
More than likely, as much as I would like to blame Allegra for being a total retard, I have to take some of the blame. There was no coming back from that cockblock in my mind. I was already a little pissed and frustrated and without a doubt in my mind it shined through. That plus the cockblock in the first place (which I still think more than likely would have killed it on its own) and there was nothing else to be done at that point in time. Amazing Ass walked out of my life forever.
And that was how my own fucking cousin, who is pretty good with women and the bar scene and what have you fucked up what was probably a sure thing for me. Can't even trust my own cousin.
He then proceeded to tell me where I went wrong and bitch about who the fuck knows what after. I couldn't even muster a response at this dumbass I was so dumbfounded at what I had just witnessed.
Still irritates me, especially since he makes fun of another guy for making a roofie joke in front of a girl he had just met. Fucking hypocrite. God damn I need to get my financial house in order after my legal troubles and get away from this guy.
Luckily I'm going to see another girl tonight that I've been seeing for quite a while. She'll make it all better lol
If you don't want to read the actual report, the moral of the story is you can't trust other guys when you're trying to talk to women. I think Hector had an article about this like a month or two ago (great article, definitely recommend).
Anywhoo, here we go. Quick backstory; like my second or third cousin or something (distant relative) got married this weekend. I wasn't even invited, but my cousin, whom I live with was going and assured me that I should come. Turns out I was kind of quasi invited (tell Regal he can come too). So partially invited but not really. Cousin proceeded to tell everyone that I would be there. He knows I hate weddings =.=
For a name, I'm going to call my cousin Allegra after the allergy pills lol.
So I decide to go since it's either that or just keep painting the house.
So we're late to the wedding, my other cousin (guess I'll call him Benadryl to keep up with the allergy classifications XD) and I just kind of post up underneath where the fan and the breeze cross each other. Allegra goes and talks to people. We eventually leave and show up to the reception.
It's okay, but there's a blonde girl that works there with an amazing ass. We'll call her AA.
She's making googoo eyes at me from time to time and I think cool, just wait until she gets close and start talking to her when people get up and start moving away from the tables.
Start talking to her, and within 2 minutes max of talking in comes Allegra like a god damned wrecking ball Miley Cyrus style. My style is more laidback while his is more in your face and loud as fuck. Whatever, I know how to deal with this. Just don't panic and think mysterious guy that knows all the secrets, seems to work for me in these kinds of scenarios. I don't remember if it was Chase or another guy that talked about his own run-ins with people that are louder than you. Just don't panic, think cool and mysterious (almost positive it was Chase I got this from), throw on a smirk and just stay close to the girl and wait for her to get bored of loud guy and try to reel you back in.
And it works! While they're talking she keeps bumping into me and kind of trying to move away from him with him following her a bit. It's a little comical. All the while I've barely moved.
I'd say 5 minutes go by and Allegra goes to the bathroom and AA turns to me and smiles this devious grin. It could have been on. But before I can get even a word out another worker tells her that she needs to get back to work. She leaves with a "I'll be back".
Okay.
Time passes, stuff happens, more time passes, people tell me that I should give it a try with this girl. It's funny that they all only remember me as the guy who couldn't lose his virginity in a million years and want to help me. They tell me that they all think she likes me. Of course she does, I'm fucking delightful ;-)
And she finally comes back. Except this time I'm away from everyone else when we start chatting.
I ask what she has going on after work, nothing, awesome. Now at this point habit tries to take over for me to just set up a date. But then the thought of her living 5 1/2 hours away (where the wedding was, was a fair distance from me so we likely wouldn't ever cross paths again) from me means that I think I'll do something a little more high risk high reward. I've always wanted to do the Apocalypse opener in some form or another and now was the perfect time.
For those that don't know, the Apocalypse opener is basically some form of this: you and the girl don't know each other all that well, sometimes this is literally like the third thing you even say to a girl. But you ask her to come home with you quickly into the conversation. AA and I have barely talked at this point, so I figure it still qualifies and it'll be fun. Never done it but always wanted to see what would happen.
"Would you-"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"
Fucking Allegra the wrecking ball again. Loud as fuck as normal. Saunters over and gets in between us (I'm also sitting at this point while she was standing next to me) while telling her that he brought her a drink a while ago but then she was gone when he got back and it made him mad. And then, for what the fuck ever reason I'll never know, he says this before she can even respond:
"I put roofies in it, haha just kidding not really"
What the absolute fuck, man!?
Benadryl calls his stupid ass over (probably to try and be a good wingman to me since he was one of the people to say that she liked me). He leaves.
Not gonna lie, I lost my game at this point. Couldn't go through with the game plan and instead pussed out (partly out of annoyance and frustration with the other part thinking 'she won't be comfortable getting alone with me when she already knows we are staying in the same hotel room'). So I asked her if she'd like to hang out instead aaaaaand she couldn't. She just remembered it was her boyfriends birthday.
All I could say was "I know..."
More than likely, as much as I would like to blame Allegra for being a total retard, I have to take some of the blame. There was no coming back from that cockblock in my mind. I was already a little pissed and frustrated and without a doubt in my mind it shined through. That plus the cockblock in the first place (which I still think more than likely would have killed it on its own) and there was nothing else to be done at that point in time. Amazing Ass walked out of my life forever.
And that was how my own fucking cousin, who is pretty good with women and the bar scene and what have you fucked up what was probably a sure thing for me. Can't even trust my own cousin.
He then proceeded to tell me where I went wrong and bitch about who the fuck knows what after. I couldn't even muster a response at this dumbass I was so dumbfounded at what I had just witnessed.
Still irritates me, especially since he makes fun of another guy for making a roofie joke in front of a girl he had just met. Fucking hypocrite. God damn I need to get my financial house in order after my legal troubles and get away from this guy.
Luckily I'm going to see another girl tonight that I've been seeing for quite a while. She'll make it all better lol
