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*V-Day: VAGINA Day

RockstarBalance

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*V-Day: VAGINA Day

Dear Self...

If I could hop in the DeLorean
and Flashback to the Past
Make it easier to Learn Women
Create yourself a Match
This is what I'd tell you
Grab a Pen and Notepad
I am your Professor
Welcome - to Class

V-Day: VAGINA Day

Quick Question...

Did you get a Woman a Valentines Day present ?
Did you Proactively go out - BUY something for a Woman this Valentines Day?
You went out and, and spent your hard earned Cash... on some Pussy?
If so... I should slap the Manhood out of you - for making such an irresponsible mistake! Buying Women presents is a surefire way to lose your Value as a LOVER, and get slotted into Provider Category - (i.e. Get Cheated On) and have her lose Respect for You...

Skip the Flowers, the Chocolates, and the Teddys...

Here What You Should Do Instead

GIVE HER SOME DICK
that's it - it's the answer to everything involving Women :) because at the end of the day... Girls just wanna have Fun, and there's nothing more Fun for a Woman, than getting some Dick! So whenever ANY special events come up! I hope you know what the best Gift To Give her... Which is... Yourself !

It's Valentines Day?
Give her some Dick

Thanksgiving is rolling around ?
Give her some Dick

It's her Birthday ?
Surprise her with your Dick-In-A-Box

It's Christmas!!! what is she getting ?
Some Dick! That's what!

And she'll LOVE YOU for it ;)

P.S...
Remember that Women are Sex
Women want Sex right NOW
Women want Sex from YOU
Solve the Logistics, and have Sex with them
Logistics are King

~RockstarBalance
 

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