Ways to make fun of women who try to get you to buy their drink

[NiceGuy110]

So regarding the girls who you know there's no chance with, who yet still ask you to buy them a drink... how do you handle this? A few times I've sort of pretended to be an idiot just for fun. One time I let a girl think I was going to get her a drink and then I gave her a glass of water! She had just reached for it when she she realised! I didn't let go of it because I knew she'd just pour it over mt head.

Another time when some random girl asked me to buy her a drink, I told her that I would on the condition that if the conversation was good that she would buy the second drink. She said yeah but I knew she was taking me for a fool. I then sort of turned my back to her and just kept talking to my friend. I let her stand there thinking that I was about to buy her a drink. I could see her out of the corner of my eye trying to look over to me. When she realised what I was doing, she slapped my arm before leaving. I didn't even turn around as she did this! It was fun knowing that other girls in the area probably saw this stunner standing next to me waiting patiently!

When you have her convinced that you're a sucker, it'll take her a while to 'figure out' that you're playing her. Usually it's the guy who has to figure out that the girl isn't coming back! Many will argue that there is no point in doing this as you know that closing her isn't an option either way. But I like to do this because I feel it ups my state.

Anyone else enjoy doing this?

 

[dingdong]

Haha, yeah, me and my buddy went out for drinks one time and i mentally prepared from home that girls were gonna throw that one at us, so at one point we are standing outside and some girls come over and ask "Hey boys, are you gonna buy us drinks" and i tell them "Sure, no problem, if you buy us two". She looked a bit puzzled, i reckon alot needy guys will jump right onto bait like that.

I'm quite amazed at the amount of women that actually have the audacity to ask you to buy them drinks, who tf do they think they are. I reckon some of them might do it if they find a guy hot and she wants to spend time with him and get him to notice her.

 

[Fluxcapacitor]

Dudes! I've never been asked this ever, then again I posted on another thread that when I first started going out drinks were getting drugged so no one offered, no one asked and no one accepted. This has changed over the years though. Girls offer to buy me drinks a lot now actually.

I'm surprised anyone would have the audacity to go up to strangers and ask that to be honest. Of the top of my head I can think of a few responses

1) Is the ATM broken? / I didn't realise I had ATM written on my head/shirt.
2) That depends, what are you going to do for me?
3) @Peterdk234 "sure if you buy us 2"
4) (very bold version of 2, would need to be delivered with the right tone, good expressions and needs to be calibrated) sure if you're going to suck my dick (very high chance of fucking up here if this was their attempt to get your attention) - can be passed off being fun and playful - you told me what you wanted, I told you what I want... bold, confident, sexual could work well with the right girls. Downside is very direct, not very social, can be taken as rude especially if not delivered right.

I think options 2 and 3 are the best ones, if the girls only wanted your attention you've kept it open or you can create interest/ intrigued from the girls and use it as an open set. However if you find them very rude, have no interest in them might as well use option 4 Haha.

 

[Razorjack]

Gentlemen, I'm surprised you missed the obvious opportunities to take things up a level.

When an attractive woman asks me to buy her a drink, I respond with something like:

"Is this your way of hitting on me? It's actually ok to just come up and say hi!" with a flirtatious smile.

What's great is she already took care of the approach and opener for you, just hit her with the next step in your game.

If you want to become much more efficient, then learn to use any and all opportunities to reframe your interactions as her hitting on you, interested in you, the 2 of you getting together if she plays her cards right etc

 

[Skills]

Dudes! I've never been asked this ever, then again I posted on another thread that when I first started going out drinks were getting drugged so no on

^ yes if you read pu books you will see this cause it was another generation... New generation(z and millenial) and environment it is extremely unlikely for girl to ask you to buy her a drink, even if the girl belongs to another generation.

 

[Fluxcapacitor]

^ yes if you read pu books you will see this cause it was another generation... New generation(z and millenial) and environment it is extremely unlikely for girl to ask you to buy her a drink, even if the girl belongs to another generation.

@Skills dude! That would explain it, not something I think I'll encounter much but think @Razorjack framed it amazingly, I think it's also transferable to other situations

 

[Skills]

@Skills dude! That would explain it, not something I think I'll encounter much but think @Razorjack framed it amazingly, I think it's also transferable to other situations

Yes i explain more or less what razor jack is doing here http://www.theskillsmethod.com/women-open-club/

 

[Virgin101]

Will you buy me a drink?

"sure, give me the money" is another good one to use.

 

[Skills]

Will you buy me a drink?

"sure, give me the money" is another good one to use.

just shameless nitpick is "sure give me $10 bucks"? or is whatever price of the drink is...

or

" i only buy drinks to women i am already sleeping with"

or

how about you get the first round and i get the next one...


But then you got a follow up with, i tell you what, lets get to know each other, and if i see you are cool girl and i like you, i will get you a drink...

^then if she is invested and into you, you buy her that drink (if you know you got something there after)...

Again with this generation you will hardly ever if ever get into these situations...