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Marcellus

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I found this one a real mind-trip. All week I was reading Alek's series on Quick Pulls. Picking up girls fast. I read all three parts several times. Shoutout to Alek btw :cool:

Outfit: Black Suit pants, white sneakers, a red linen short sleeve top, and the usual headband

This night I was out with 3 friends. Go to a nice club near the beach that is always packed. They have about 3 rooms and a really nice terrace outside to chill and sit down in, just a really nice venue. Lots and lots of people. A mistake we made is that we got there really late. Had to wait in line for almost an hour. I contemplate leaving several times but these guys want to stay so fuck it.

I'll just skip to the lay because it was a very uneventful night in truth. I wasn't really talking to many girls. Didn't really enjoy the music. Just one of those shitty nights.
It's now been an hour and it's like 12am. The club closes at 3. Me and my boys are in the middle of the dance floor, I'm just bopping my head, doing a little two-step but not actively participating in anything, just chilling. There's this decentish-looking girl dancing with a guy next to me, it seems like her boyfriend, whatever.

A couple of minutes later they've stopped dancing and she's bumping up next to me. I look at my friends like what the hell, girl stop bumping up on me lol
The guy from before is looking over at us mad as hell. Guess he isn't her boyfriend. She finally turns around to me and at this point, I'm still looking at the guy from before, it's so funny to me he's so angry on the inside but... he can't say anything because she isn't his girl. Anyways, I start talking to her

"Hi"
"Hey"
"I'm Marcellus"
"Hey Marcellus, I'm Alice"

and this is where shit went crazy haha. She pulls my arm and says let's get pizza. Let's go. I'm like wtf. Okay, I'm not doing much let's see what happens, I just go with the flow. She grabs my arm and we walk past her friends. She must obviously do this often because her friends are just like okay, well bye Alice. We walk outside. And then we keep walking down the strip. This girl is saying the most ridiculous shit ever and starts talking about her sister talking to a famous ball player, I'm like cool you go girl. And this is the point where I realise why this shit was so easy. She's pretty drunk. Not fucked up but this girl is drunk. She takes off her heels and we walk to a convenience store. I get her a bottle of water and have her drink it. This is not something I want to be dealing with at all. ABORT MISSION. Maybe because we're outside of the club lights but I didn't know she was this drunk. Next up, I have her hand me her phone and figure out her logistics. She lives with a roommate who I proceed to call off her phone. The roommate is up watching a movie and I let her know that I'm taking care of her friend and trying to get her home, she's left the club and is walking around, etc, she's a bit tipsy. The roommate says she can come to pick up Alice if she wants but Alice is insisting on catching an uber. I let them speak on the phone before letting the roommate know that I'll wait for her uber here with her.

10 minutes later the uber's here. Alice insists that I come with her to make sure she's okay, I'm like alright fine. And this was really funny. Alice actually challenges me, and says "I bet you couldn't handle it". I start laughing "Girl you have no idea what I'm capable of". and then she says something hilarious, "I've had Nigerian 11-inch dick before there's nothing you could do to me". LMAOOOO. I actually got really turned on and grabbed her thigh, she pulls me in and we start making out, HARD. For the whole 20-minute ride back to hers.

Once we got back to her apartment, I pushed her up against the wall outside and started kissing her harder. Then I get a notification on my phone from the boys, "Where the fuck did you go bro?". Oh shit, it's 2:30 now and the club closes in 30 minutes. I grab Alice's number and book an uber, she's literally fighting me not to go, she wants dick so bad. But even though she's gotten much soberer, I still don't want to risk it. I just keep saying abundance, abundance, abundance. My uber finally arrives and can finally leave this girl, she wouldn't let me go. Think I made the right call. I get her number and tell her to have a good sleep.
I get to the club and see the boys outside. Alright, I've got my car keys, let's go home.

The whole week I was reading about quick pulls and the first weekend I go out I get a quick pull. The world is a simulation. It has to be.

I thought I missed out on a lay, but I needed to have morals and a line. I just had to keep telling myself abundance, abundance. I sent her a text in the morning not expecting anything of it, usually getting numbers from night outs doesn't lead to anything. She responded pretty well and we texted for a couple of hours, then there came a point where I said she needs an energy drink if she's still hungover. She said nuggets would be better and I responded they're my favorite, I should get you some to help your hangover. She said I should definitely do that, that would be amazing, I said how about tonight? She says "Yeah that would be perfect actually".

Not sure why this is so easy but I'll take it. I show up at her house, meet her roommate, watch some TV and then finish off my quick lay. 24 hours later

The world is a simulation
 
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Bismarck

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Huge props for not porking drunk pussy Marcellus. Gotta look after your freedom first and foremost.

Glad you still managed to snag the vaj regardless!
 

Rakehell

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Major respect, alot of guy’s wouldnt turn down an opportunity like that. Glad you could capitalize in the end.
 
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