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Weird Tinder Match --> kik Could use advise

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Ayo,

So I tinder matched with an attractive brunette, gonna call her Kikgirl. This is her bio:

"Please only Bi guys, bi guys are a plus and a must. Also Italian guys! I'm 21 btw... don't use the messaging on here just because it always crashes for me, so just kik me [username].
I want a bi guy who would be into letting my guy friend give you a bj then come over to my place then hookup ... It's my fantasy *im always open though!"

So, I took the whole bi thing as likely bullshit, and messaged her on kik. This is the span of about a week.

Me: Hey Kikgirl you're pretty cute. I just matched you on Tinder -Hueman
Her: Hey
Me: I don't like to beat around the bush, I'm not bi. But you're not really looking for that are you *skeptical emoji*
Her: Oh well sorry
Me: Why is that your fetish? (because of what a fetish is, there may not really be an origin)
Her: Yes (she misunderstood the question)
Her: Hey
Me: (having read Drexel's screening thing, I thought it would work nicely here) Uh oh here comes trouble
Her: What
Me: Oh just a hunch
Her: Nice
Her: Well your really cute

Soo, she's seeing where this might go, and part of her wants the D, I believe. From what a cold texter she is, and the weirdness of the scenario, I'm pretty clueless on how to navigate this.

I think I'll try and chase frame her in some way, but nothing comes to mind right now.

If anyone's got advise for this one that'd be fantastic.

Hueman
 
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