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thedude

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Hello all,

This happened about a week ago on a friday night at my fraternity's party. It actually began the week before during my FU: A montage of fuck-ups report.

The two girls that you need to know about are The Prude or TP and Weird Asian or WA. I met them outside my fraternity party, they were very drunk, I ended up not sleeping with WA or TP mostly because WA was too damn drunk and TP well... is quite skiddish...

I would learn she is skiddish because I ran into her a couple days later and grabbed her number then. From what I can remember the following text conversation ensued...

Me: Hey TP, cool running into you again

Her: Hi, same, we should meet up sometime

Me: Great idea, when are you free

Her: Date/time/whatever

ME: Cool, how about on date/time we make smoothies together

Her: Is that at your house? :/

Me: Ya, nothing is gonna happen that you don't want to happen?

Her: What were you expecting
I don't respond after that one....

Anyway, days later another party happens at my place and I run into both of them once more... TP is not happy to see me but AW goes and hugs me.

TP walks away trying to bring AW but she stays with me. Seeing an opportunity to redeem myself I make some small talk and invite her to take a shot with me in my room.

Escalation.. sex.... yadda yadda.... But this girl was lame haha. She starts saying that I'm a "creep" which begs the question, what does that make her?

Anyway her friends come and knock on my door, and guess who sees me barely dressed.. TP. She was less than thrilled and obviously disgusted. I felt bad a little bit, never been in this position before....

Funny note: While we were fucking, AW kept telling me to not pull her hair so much otherwise I will pull it out.... I thought she was joking but the next day I see a ton of her hair on the ground.. like holy shit haha. I had to get the broom/dust pan for that shit.


Anyway that is basically it, 4 lays in about 8 days or so. I just recently found a wingman so now I'm gonna go hard into the bar game and everything.

Cheers,

CS
 
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