Her: So what do you do for a living?
Me: I raise cats in my moms basement and sell them out of my car.
Her: Laughs (Usually though sometimes I get told to fuck off)
Me: Yeah I keep them in a trashbag in my trunk if you're interested in seeing them I can show them to you.
Her: OMG!
Me: Don't worry I put air holes in the bag (then switch subjects immediately)
FeelIWastedMyYouth said:what is your age OP? because I sometimes feel i'm too old to be working in my grocery store job