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So this happened actually early this morning, the city is slowly starting to have more bodies on the street and I went grocery shopping this morning, they still have waiting lines. Go to a local grocery chain, was only a five minute wait. I go in, shop a bit, get my stuff, and see a cute girl who I had seen already when shopping for bakeries. She had given me an IOI then and I decided to just smile back and not approach. The girl had a her head in a braided ponytail and was wearing a beanie, cute blonde with glasses.
By law we are required to wear masks but most people wore the cheap ones you can smell through.
We are in line and it is kinda long for the morning, so I talk to this girl who is actually in front of me. What's weird is
Then I do it, I fart, and its not the loud type, it's those silent killer types. Yesterday I had nachos for dinner with beer and this morning I helped myself to some coffee. Oh it was powerful. We had a couple of ghetto people (despite this being a decent part of Manhattan), a handful of Chinese FOBs, and older people wearing cheaper makeshift masks you can smell through. Then some random black dude throws a fit over the fart as I am chatting with the girl.
I try to keep a low profile and the line cannot move fast enough even though it is definitely moving.
Then things go from bad to worse, one person had a fucking dog in a grocery store and it was a husky. If you ever been around them, they are the drama queens of the dog world. Dog comes up to me and start to softly howl but in a whimpering tone. Kind of like the husky in this video, skip to 12 seconds in:
The owner, who I have no idea even got the fucking dog in the store, but then it keeps trying to sniff me. I make this a convo for the girl, we chat about the dog.
The fucking dog is still on me and I accidentally bump into the girl again who looks away, we both check out. Now I try to talk to her again, get short answers, and the black guy says "oh she forgot all about you now cuz" in a somewhat quiet tone as a few people laugh, the other black guy says "social distancing my nigga".
I am walking out after paying for groceries and then the loud black guy says to me "bye bye, keep yo booty hygenic".
Let's hope the rest of the weekend goes well!
By law we are required to wear masks but most people wore the cheap ones you can smell through.
We are in line and it is kinda long for the morning, so I talk to this girl who is actually in front of me. What's weird is
Then I do it, I fart, and its not the loud type, it's those silent killer types. Yesterday I had nachos for dinner with beer and this morning I helped myself to some coffee. Oh it was powerful. We had a couple of ghetto people (despite this being a decent part of Manhattan), a handful of Chinese FOBs, and older people wearing cheaper makeshift masks you can smell through. Then some random black dude throws a fit over the fart as I am chatting with the girl.
I try to keep a low profile and the line cannot move fast enough even though it is definitely moving.
Then things go from bad to worse, one person had a fucking dog in a grocery store and it was a husky. If you ever been around them, they are the drama queens of the dog world. Dog comes up to me and start to softly howl but in a whimpering tone. Kind of like the husky in this video, skip to 12 seconds in:
The owner, who I have no idea even got the fucking dog in the store, but then it keeps trying to sniff me. I make this a convo for the girl, we chat about the dog.
The fucking dog is still on me and I accidentally bump into the girl again who looks away, we both check out. Now I try to talk to her again, get short answers, and the black guy says "oh she forgot all about you now cuz" in a somewhat quiet tone as a few people laugh, the other black guy says "social distancing my nigga".
I am walking out after paying for groceries and then the loud black guy says to me "bye bye, keep yo booty hygenic".
Let's hope the rest of the weekend goes well!
