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ray_zorse

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So I was shootin the shit w my younger sisters last night and as often happens got to discussing dating, sex... they have been commenting on my transformation on and off, particularly my younger sister who I'll call Charlie. I've shared some hilarious dating disaster stories... incidentally Charlie looked pretty amazed (like jaw droppingly amazed) when I came in with my designer jeans, polished boots, muscle t-shirt, bling and gunslinger walk, though she didn't comment, but I reckon I'm getting those fundies handled gradually. Anyway...

Charlie asked if I was on tinder and we batted this around a bit, apparently she met a dude from tinder for a date and they got rip roaringly drunk together, this guy maybe doesn't have much game but he pushed for sex and was rewarded with a blowjob. I asked if it was going further and she said nope! But then again Charlie has ridiculously high standards, does not want a boyfriend and would only consider dating rich guys but only then if he is totally hot and has great fashion. Sex OTOH...

So then apparently she's turned up at her course (an exclusive fashion design school where its impossible to get in and you have to work like a muthafucka) hungover as fuck and has gone over to one of her friends whom I'll call Larry (yeah a girl w an interesting name)... gone for a high five and said "props!! sucked a dick last night!!"... then she's realized her teacher was a few paces away and also her conservative religious friend/fellow student Phoebe. We had been discussing how if you go BMOCy within minutes of meeting someone they'll give u a lot of slack later as they think "oh its just what he/she is like" and this seems to be the case here.

So now she tells me how on another occasion she was talking to Phoebe about something totally innocent, like maybe she left a jacket at her house or some shit, and says to her "I was just thinking about you this morning... pause... (while masturbating)..." and then goes on to say about the jacket... then realizes horrified that Phoebe is the conservative religious one... apparently when she's talking to her other friends (particularly Larry) these kinds of jokes are just a constant feature...

Now the interesting thing is that I know Larry a bit as she responds to me very well and is always keen to show me her designs and explain about interesting features like how the pockets are made etc, these conversations often occur at her sewing machine when they're all working on a big deadline and Larry seems quite unfazed, very organized and working steadily, in short I really like her and have been deep diving her on/off and planning to number close when I can do so discreetly. She knows about my dating lifestyle and I had been thinking this would be a problem, however, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth when she's talking to me, seemed kinda innocent and inexperienced, I had no idea she was spending her days engaging in dirty sexual innuendo with my sister and the gang. (There were some more examples I've left out for the sake of brevity).

What this highlights is that women are fucking dirty and the importance of taking things sexual as early as possible in the interaction if you want to be seen as a real person by them, rather than some lame-ass white knight.

cheers, Ray
 

Dern

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What this highlights is that women are fucking dirty and the importance of taking things sexual as early as possible in the interaction if you want to be seen as a real person by them, rather than some lame-ass white knight.
Amen, brotha.
 
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