Let's start this from Saturday morning.
I wake up with a raging hang-over from Friday where my fraternity brother (let's call him Fetch) went to these 2 girls' apartments to try and bang but it didn't end up panning out. I shower, groom, and stash the frat cooler. Ice, wine bags, spiced rum and some Jack Daniels Wine thing.
It's tailgate time, MOTHERFUCKER. If you're not familiar with the college culture - tailgates are these day parties before a sporting event (in this case a spring football game) and people just get obliterated and it's fun as fuck.
I get there and chill. Not much going on. DJ's still setting up and it's nothing but pledges and a couple brothers. What happened at the tailgate isn't of particular importance but it was still a hell of a good time so stay with me. I pull out wine bags, and all of the sudden girls start walking up to me asking me if they can slap the bag. I oblige. Soon enough, I get fucking WASTED. And the song "Know Yourself" by Drake drops and I fucking lose it.
I WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE 6 WITH MY WOES!!!
I start dancing on this stage they had set-up that overlooks the whole tailgate, making people chug my bottles. I waste $80 worth of alcohol making people drink with me hahahaha. Bitches are all over me. I start talking to the 4 hottest girls at the tailgate and get all their numbers. Numbers when you're very fucked up tend to be very flakey but it's still cool to see I'm fucking with stunners.
Keep in mind I haven't eaten in close to 30 hours lmfao. I have very BMOC game when I get shitfaced.
I pass the fuck out. Sleep from like 3 to 8. Wake up with texts from Fetch about girls going to his house. I have this feeling of complete indifference because God knows why. I just did. I cultivated it. They start drinking, I didn't feel good so I didn't.
At around 1, these 3 dudes show up with 1 girl. Now, I don't want to sound arrogant or like I'm trying to brag but I'm pretty good looking. I was always a good looking loser (or handsome rob - good looking dude who can't talk to girls). And I guess I was still feeling ecstatic from that tailgate but I was just so in the ZONE. I can't explain it. There's 5 guys and 2 girls, lol. All 4 other dudes try SUPER hard to get with the girls and I kind just chill. Like, I sit on the couch and watch this shit-show go down. All these dudes are trying so hard, it's unbelievable.
I've gotten pretty good at understanding and reading social situations. My other fraternity brother there (Let's call him Gumby) isolates one of the girls outside while my buddy Fetch keeps trying to get with the other chick.
I sit there and smile like I discovered the meaning of life. And it felt like I did. I guess that's what Chase meant when he said:
"The smooth, sexy man is dangerous in all the right ways: with neither the retreating vulnerability of the brooding man, nor the disarming verbosity of the talkative man, his laser-sharp eyes and piercing gaze seem to bore holes right through his quarry, offset only by his I-know-something-you-don't hint of amusement at everything life throws his way."
Anyways. At one point, Fetch is doing God knows what. I walk outside and so does the other girl. We sit and talk for a minute and that's all it takes for this bitch to make the decision to fuck me that night. It was game-over. I didn't do ANYTHING.
When I tell you I didn't do anything..I mean ANYTHING.
I sat on the couch, she sat next to me and put her both legs on my lap. I laid on the couch and she laid next to me.
I got fucking STONED like I was fucking incoherent hahahahahahahahahaha. Holy balls.
She orders the guys she came with around and they're all throwing up and acting like 15 year old high school girls. The girl and I are just like...lol. She makes them all go to bed, comes home with me and I fuck her like 5 times. No LMR, no nothing. We got to my room and she took her clothes off instantly hahahahaha. She was good too
Go to bed at 5AM and woke up at 8AM. Fuck her more. LOL.
Then we have this philanthropy event. Go chill at Gumby's, a 4 hour chapter meeting and I text a girl to come meet me. We go have sushi. This is the first time we ever hang out, I was my normal, innocent self. I just have this disarming personality, I'm like a 5 year old kid. Honestly.
Now either my game was on POINT today, the girls were horny, or I just got really good game but after an hour we went to my place so I could change and we were going to go out again but instead the girl just said "I want you" and we fucked.
I don't know what the fuck is happening but honestly I quite like it
I wake up with a raging hang-over from Friday where my fraternity brother (let's call him Fetch) went to these 2 girls' apartments to try and bang but it didn't end up panning out. I shower, groom, and stash the frat cooler. Ice, wine bags, spiced rum and some Jack Daniels Wine thing.
It's tailgate time, MOTHERFUCKER. If you're not familiar with the college culture - tailgates are these day parties before a sporting event (in this case a spring football game) and people just get obliterated and it's fun as fuck.
I get there and chill. Not much going on. DJ's still setting up and it's nothing but pledges and a couple brothers. What happened at the tailgate isn't of particular importance but it was still a hell of a good time so stay with me. I pull out wine bags, and all of the sudden girls start walking up to me asking me if they can slap the bag. I oblige. Soon enough, I get fucking WASTED. And the song "Know Yourself" by Drake drops and I fucking lose it.
I WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE 6 WITH MY WOES!!!
I start dancing on this stage they had set-up that overlooks the whole tailgate, making people chug my bottles. I waste $80 worth of alcohol making people drink with me hahahaha. Bitches are all over me. I start talking to the 4 hottest girls at the tailgate and get all their numbers. Numbers when you're very fucked up tend to be very flakey but it's still cool to see I'm fucking with stunners.
Keep in mind I haven't eaten in close to 30 hours lmfao. I have very BMOC game when I get shitfaced.
I pass the fuck out. Sleep from like 3 to 8. Wake up with texts from Fetch about girls going to his house. I have this feeling of complete indifference because God knows why. I just did. I cultivated it. They start drinking, I didn't feel good so I didn't.
At around 1, these 3 dudes show up with 1 girl. Now, I don't want to sound arrogant or like I'm trying to brag but I'm pretty good looking. I was always a good looking loser (or handsome rob - good looking dude who can't talk to girls). And I guess I was still feeling ecstatic from that tailgate but I was just so in the ZONE. I can't explain it. There's 5 guys and 2 girls, lol. All 4 other dudes try SUPER hard to get with the girls and I kind just chill. Like, I sit on the couch and watch this shit-show go down. All these dudes are trying so hard, it's unbelievable.
I've gotten pretty good at understanding and reading social situations. My other fraternity brother there (Let's call him Gumby) isolates one of the girls outside while my buddy Fetch keeps trying to get with the other chick.
I sit there and smile like I discovered the meaning of life. And it felt like I did. I guess that's what Chase meant when he said:
"The smooth, sexy man is dangerous in all the right ways: with neither the retreating vulnerability of the brooding man, nor the disarming verbosity of the talkative man, his laser-sharp eyes and piercing gaze seem to bore holes right through his quarry, offset only by his I-know-something-you-don't hint of amusement at everything life throws his way."
Anyways. At one point, Fetch is doing God knows what. I walk outside and so does the other girl. We sit and talk for a minute and that's all it takes for this bitch to make the decision to fuck me that night. It was game-over. I didn't do ANYTHING.
When I tell you I didn't do anything..I mean ANYTHING.
I sat on the couch, she sat next to me and put her both legs on my lap. I laid on the couch and she laid next to me.
I got fucking STONED like I was fucking incoherent hahahahahahahahahaha. Holy balls.
She orders the guys she came with around and they're all throwing up and acting like 15 year old high school girls. The girl and I are just like...lol. She makes them all go to bed, comes home with me and I fuck her like 5 times. No LMR, no nothing. We got to my room and she took her clothes off instantly hahahahaha. She was good too
Go to bed at 5AM and woke up at 8AM. Fuck her more. LOL.
Then we have this philanthropy event. Go chill at Gumby's, a 4 hour chapter meeting and I text a girl to come meet me. We go have sushi. This is the first time we ever hang out, I was my normal, innocent self. I just have this disarming personality, I'm like a 5 year old kid. Honestly.
Now either my game was on POINT today, the girls were horny, or I just got really good game but after an hour we went to my place so I could change and we were going to go out again but instead the girl just said "I want you" and we fucked.
I don't know what the fuck is happening but honestly I quite like it
