LR 20K Followers "Tik Tok Star" Fucks in Club Toilet

[DoWhatWorks]

Lord knows I've been going crazy recently and this was a fun nightgame experience. 55th Lay and my 2nd one in 2022. New Year momentum is real.

Also tempted to write a post on how to get into these more selective clubs that have as high as 2:1 girl ratios & free drinks if people are interested.

TLDR:

• Me and my friend go to our regular Mayfair, London spot. (If you also go to those kind of clubs pm me! As I'm happy to exchange promotors etc.)
• It's a relatively quiet Friday night but I bump into a "green light girl" early on & it's "don't fuck up game" where I have to keep her horny but not too horny
• The girl refuses to come back to mine as she's a tourist and wants to stay with her friends
• I slide the bathroom attendant a.k.a Nigerian Uncle (if you know you know ahah) a tip to turn a blind eye
• One thing leads to another and I fuck her in the bathroom with no LMR whatsoever

P.S * Important thing to note in the past we had a lot of complaints from ethnic minority guys in the West not being able to get woman. I bring this up because I met cool Indian guys who dressed well, were fun and socially savvy. No disrespect intended I notice a large % of complaints come from them e.g. IRT) no surprise their circle had attractive Lithuanian and Greek girls as well as Norwegian girls that I brought to them... But more on that later.*

P.P.S ** I added the provocative title to prove a point. While guys fantasize over these girls online, there are regular guys sleeping with them in real life. I don't even know how to use Tik Tok lol nor have an account. Develop fundamentals AND game = consistent way to win.

Full version:

Context / Outfit

My boy whatsapps me at like 10am Friday morning, inviting me to a house party in a cool central part of town before we hit the club after.

I flake on my Tinder date for that night and agree to meet him at 10pm.

My outfit

Shoes: black desert boot doc martins
Trousers: black skinny jeans with rips at the knee
Top: light grey oxford shirt with 3 buttons undone, brown and white shearling jacket and a gold circle compass pendant.
Cologne: Louis Vuitton Ombre Nomade. Beautiful Oud Wood and Rose scent. 1 spray lasts a night it's expensive i.e £250 a bottle so life hack I buy smaller samples

Social Momentum

It's freezing in the UK so I don't want to take public transport. If you've read my previous lay report you know I'm hooked on renting out cars at the moment lol. I drive 30 minutes to the party and I prefer it as I play my own music, have my own space and generally get into a better vibe as I transition out of work mode.

The Party

It's based in a cool bachelor pad at a seriously central location. The host is a chill and it's fascinating to hear how "the other side" lives. This guy lives in India/Bangalore and lives in this expensive pad think 5k a month a few times of the year "to party". Insane what family money can do aha.

When we arrive the party hasn't started so it's mainly a few guys, couple girls and we put music on, play beer pong before me and my wing leave for the club and I promise to bring girls back to them.

Club Positioning / The Girl

We get into the club and as soon as we put our jackets in the cloakroom I go to this *PERFECT* spot to post up. Funnily enough I spoke to a friend earlier and he literally described it perfectly despite never being to this bar so clearly it's a formula that works across nightlife hahah.

The best spot is on the edge of the dance floor and is at a cross roads where people who come into the club or toilets have to walk through. This means it gets good traffic and it makes it super easy to spot IOI's or casually open people.

This is how I bumped into the girl - I was sat on a ledge and she glides through from my left hand side.

She was a pretty, short and tanned blonde girl, with blue eyes (maybe DWW will diversify from brunettes in '22 lol) blue dress and short black heels.

I say hello, ask her how her night is going and it's on straighttttttt away. She closes the space and is engaged in the conversation.

Few minutes in she's already seeing how I smell nice, I'm "exactly her type" and whether I can teach her to dance lol.

Her friends also leave her to go to the toilet which is typically a good sign too as it means they can tell their friend is into the guy and won't cockblock.

Game - Keeping her warm without burning it

The above sounds good but it's actually a challenge. If things move too quickly in a club with a girl then it can quickly fizzle out and she feels like "there's nothing else" to explore with you. Also girls rarely want to leave the club as soon as they come because they want to enjoy the night a little first.

She's also closed the gap so much and that it would be uncalibrated of me to just be like oh yeah bye only a few minutes in.

I make the interaction enjoyable and stretch by:

• Taking her hand and leading her to different parts of the dancefloor to dance
• Leading her to my promoters table and pouring us both drinks
• Making conversation around her scorpio chain and going into star signs. I'm cancer but close to Leo so just say I'm both lol. Weirdly find cancer polarizing as girls think you're too soft but anyway
• We also go to the smoking area for fresh air and find out more about her. She's from Norway, studying medicine and 20 yrs old. I then tease her about "Snus" which I do to every Scandanavian girl haha.
• She tries to kiss me multiple times and at first I turn my cheek and say "not yet" she then says "do you not want to?" and I say "yes but I'm a tease" with a smirk. When she tries again I then give a different excuse of "I'm shy" before being super animated with my facial expressions and saying "you don't believe me???"
• To stop her auto-rejecting I passionately kiss her now again e.g. hand on neck, hair pull, thumb in her mouth then pull back before she does like nothing happened
• I also rewarded good behavior with kisses. e.g. She goes to the toilet and tries to kiss me and I say no, you'll get it when you're back.
• Also do cute filthy stuff like share chewing gum by me giving mine into her mouth so she can spit it out for me like she did with her own. I was freestyling and just doing any old shit to keep it interesting
• Classic sharing the same drink and her sipping from my straw
• 1 hour or 2 in she's biting my neck and basically escalating on me and this is where I start planting seeds to take her back home which I thought she agreed to

Curveball

• Turns out the girl doesn't want to go back with me as "she wants to stay with her friends". I say no problem I'm having fun and she even says "I don't mind if you go and talk to another girl" lol. What a G

• I play it cool but I'm now weighing up my options. Do I stick and try and convince this girl or cut my losses?? While I'm thinking it through she drops this olive branch...

Game - Hitting her obvious escalation window

• Norway Girl: I don't want to leave the club but we can go to a men's bathroom or whatever..."

DING DING DING. This isn't something I've done before so internally I'm a bit like "fuck fuck" what do I do now but my exterior is chill and I shrug and say cool.

We dance for a bit then I say "I'll be back"


Social Frame - Setting Pull Logistics In The Club

• There's x1 mens toilet, x1 girls toilet and a shared toilet in the back. In the mens toilet I ask the bathroom attendant how much would it cost to turn a blind eye to me fucking a girl and he shuts me down. Fair play he's obviously a professional haha

• The 2nd guy in the mixed toilet agrees but says "only if it's a kiss" I laugh and say that's my official answer and we fucking negotiate a price for him to look after the door for me. Shit was slightly surreal. We settle on £15 which he fucking doubles later but is what it is, he has to get paid I guess.

• First time I grab the girls hand and try to get her to the toilets in the back, a bouncer who wasn't there before blocks me. I say cool and dance with her in the dancefloor before we go back to my promoter's table for drinks.

• She carries on with the whole "don't mind if you talk to another girl" and is being a social butterfly who's complimenting a load of girls around the table. Think it was just the coke (which she told me she took) kicking in. That's a point worth mentioning I don't touch drugs but when girls mention it to me I'm always non-judgmental say "it's whatever" and mentally cut her out of any potential wifey category lol.

• Anyway I don't want to hover/be thirsty so I hang back and talk to my boys but make sure I stand in an area where I can see both her and the bouncer so that I can quickly go in when he's not looking. I get my opening and grab her from the girl she's talking to and confidently walk into the area.

• The bathroom attendant is expecting me so it's chill. Luckily it's just us at the time too. We get to the middle toilet which is quite big but the lock annoyingly doesn't work. She asks me how I organized this and I just replied "I'm a smooth talker" and as she goes in 1st the guy asks me to come out and I quickly pay for him to leave me alone.

Bathroom Sex

• This girl is a minx man. She strips down right away gets on her knees and gives great head. I then get her up to bend her over and she tells me to spit on her hand so she can rub her pussy and I bend her over and fuck her, I can hear the poor bathroom attendant stressing the fuck out and I'm telling him it's all good chill hahahahaha

• She says something about do I always carry condoms and I just ignore her.

• We then swap positions so she can ride me while I'm on the toilet and it gets awkward as other girls enter bathroom and tries to enter our toilet. Luckily the Bathroom Attendant stops them and for a moment I thought they saw us having sex but it's just a close call and I hear them assume we're doing coke.

• The guy finally gets too stressed and says we have to get out. So I get out first before she follows and we act like nothing happened. We laugh about how hot that was and as we walk out the bathroom a promotor I know just gives me the knowing look and I just put my hand on my lips and laugh ahahah

• I chill with her for a bit more of the night and she shares some quite deep shit. It's interesting how girls open up so much more after sex. Talking about how her mum was a drug addict and how she went through a phase of addiction. The girl is also 20 years old, wants to get lip filler and has a body count of 29. Apparently she's also a "tick tock star" with 20K followers which I think she said to impress me but I really didn't care.

• Really fun girl but obviously only in that category.

Bonus Points: Being a helpful guy

• This is getting long so won't go into details but remember that cool bachelor pad I had pre-drinks at? I take the Norway girl and her 2 friends there after the club closes. I didn't have to but those guys were good to me so thought I'd return the favor and fulfil my promise at the start of the night.

Onwards and Upwards.

Life is good in the girl department but to be honest I need to reign it back after January. Just going through a phase to blow off some steam.

 

[trashKENNUT]

*bell rings*

[BONUS MISSION COMPLETED: TIK THOTS]