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So I've finally started to come out of my shell again after taking a few months off. I go dancing, great idea today.
Dance to one song before they start their lesson... le sigh, I don't need lessons I used to teach lessons. Bad timing...
GIRL NUMBER 1:
Then I see a girl out of the corner of my eyes start standing kinda close. And before I can think a thought she sits down on the other side of the bench, same side as me.
"This girl wants me to talk to her"
We start chatting and I dunno if it's because she 'approached' me or if our personalities just clicked. I don't have a clue. But conversation flows really easily, we have quite a bit in common and I had completely forgotten what it's like to have a girl interested in me. God damn it was nice and it felt great to finally have the past few months of rebuilding myself validated. I don't care if you're supposed to fulfill yourself, it felt good.
Then she asks if I am going to participate in the lesson. Lol no, I used to teach lessons. So then a little bit later I tell her I'll teach her some moves since she's new if she will buy me a smoothie. Deal. Hand her my phone and she tells me how smooth I am.
Because I love TFS Dragonball Z Abridged so much, and was watching the newer episode earlier today the first thought that came into my head was Cell lmao... "Hey, you said it. Not me"
She types in her name as blank from dance. So me being a smartass I text her 'Alexander, cute guy from dance'.
Gee whiz... I'm such a nerd haha
So then we start dancing while everyone else is doing the lesson. And I tell her that now she owes me a smoothie. She preemptively says she can't this weekend because her parents are in town for her graduation.
Monday?
My parents are leaving Monday, so Tuesday?
Tuesday
We part ways.
A few dances later I come across...
GIRL NUMBER 2.
She's a little bit older but she seems open to me (my way of distinguishing between yes and maybe girls. First girl was a yes girl and the rest are all maybe's) and we talk a little bit.
She asks me what I do and I'm still feeling like a smartass. So I say 'All kinds of things, tell me about you'. She talks a little more about herself and tries to get me to tell her about me a few more times.
"What do you do?"
I forget the first thing I said but I remember following it up with a "I'm also a wannabe millionaire. I'm really good at that"
But then she asks again for me to tell her a few things about myself. Okay, what would you like to know? And I finally answer some questions honestly, though boringly.
Part ways for now...
GIRL NUMBER 3
God she had some bouncy tits... but I didn't look at her face yet, just say her and her friends dancing around for shiggles and all I saw were her tits. So I start to walk up to her and as I get closer I finally look at her face and she looks a little young.
And this part is funny to me, because I've already gone to jail once because of a woman and I have no desire of a repeat performance. But my brain is still like
'Bro, it's okay to ask her how old she is'
Sadly my dick is:
"God no not again! Remember what happened with crazy bitch???? This is possibly under age girl, don't take any chances! ABORT IMMEDIATELY! THERE ISN'T AN ABUNDANCE OF VAGINA DOWN THAT ROAD!"
So my dick compels me to not even talk to her. She could have been 18 for all I know.... oh well... I guess I'm too scared to take any chances now. Which is also why I carry a tape recorder with me in my car now....
Anywhoo, moving on.
GIRL NUMBER 4
She had a beautiful jawline. I know that's kinda weird to say but damn she had a fine one.
We talk, I tease and I think she's into me. But the song ends right as we start talking so I'll just come back to her later.
Oh if I only knew the night was about to end :'(
BACK TO GIRL NUMBER 2
See girl number 2 looking at me so I go say hi and dance with her again.
During dance, and I'm so proud of myself for this one, she said something that I didn't hear.
Immediate reaction is to bend over (I'm over 6ft) so I can hear her but my brain screams at me as I turn my head
WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! DON'T DO IT!
And so before I can do anything she tiptoes up to talk in my ear.
I'm so proud of myself for breaking this bad habit, at least for now lol.
Is it monumental? No. But I think it's helpful and one thing at a time.
As we're dancing she gets a little close and so I tease her about it. That it's easier to swing dance if we're a little further apart, but that we can get closer later [
]
She laughs and we talk about some latin dancing because that's what she's used to (and you get close in latin stuff. Very close)
Song ends and as I'm taking her back to where I found her (no idea why I like to do this, but girls seem into it so whatever) I ask her if she likes smoothies and that we should get one soon. She has two small children and only free on the weekends with plans tomorrow.
Damn.
She types in my number and then I press the green button. She laughs and we part ways.
BACK TO GIRL NUMBER 4
She's engrossed in conversation with another guy and that was the last dance so I can't even go interrupt to dance like I was going to do.
Well fuck.
GIRL NUMBER 5
She was busy texting and I just walk up and ask 'Did he call?'
I don't remember where I got this. It might have been the eBook that Chase recently recommended in his email series. But I'm not really sure.
She's confused, and I smell alcohol on her breath so she's probably a little sauced.
I point to her phone and she finally starts to play along.
"No he didn't"
"That jackass!"
"Who wouldn't want to call me?"
*moving on*
Some chitchat but she keeps pelting me with
"What are you doing here? Do you just come to pick up girls?"
*partially, I actually do like to dance and see people I know here*
"Are you calling me a pimp?"
*pauses*
"Yes"
*over exaggerates* "That's so nice of you. That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me" *brushes away a 'tear'*
Not sure where I got that one from either, but it makes me chuckle lol.
But she refuses to let it go and asks me again.
So I answer somewhat honestly with "I just like to dance and there's a group of us that like to attend these events".
She talks about how she's with her friends *so is that a no to the red hot monkey love in the next few minutes since you mentioned you live close by?* and points at a girl and an old dude
"I came with him"
I don't remember what I said. But then she talks about how she wants to dance and I start talking about a few areas she could go as a setup to exchanging numbers.
She beats me to the punch with
"But where? I need addresses"
"I could text them to you"
"Smooth, so I give you my number and-"
"No, I give you my number and then you can text me"
*hands her my phone so she can type in her number*
BRIEF TEXT EXCHANGE EARLIER IN THE NIGHT WITH AWESOMESAUCE GIRL NUMBER 1
I don't remember which part of the night this jewel came into play, but I kinda regret it. You'll see why:
Because she typed in her number as a super long text I texted her something long too:
Alexander, cute guy from dance
I sat down for a break at one point and saw that she had texted me back. Groovy! That's always a good sign
"Cute is presumptive I'd say"
Ouch
Not going to lie, was feeling pretty damn good [thanks again to Chase for the article about a sexy walk. I honestly think it's the reason I've seen such a dramatic difference so quickly from even a month or two ago].
And because I was feeling good I texted her something a little bit arrogant:
1 You're right, I'm flaming hot *laughing tears cat-face emoji*
2 Would you like to dance?
No response... so sad. Oh well, not the end of the world but it doesn't sound as funny as it did in my head.
RANDOS
There were other girls that I danced with. Some I just wanted to dance with because they were good dancers, others because I thought they were cute but didn't feel like they were into me so nothing went anywhere with them and I've largely forgotten about all of them.
Except one.
Caribbean Princess
Her face was sunburned and I'm terrible with names. I told her that I would probably forget her name *she admitted the same thing* so I told her that I would just call her Caribbean Princess instead.
"No"
Well okay then
We didn't even finish the dance because it was a polka. And the group there were literally just running around the damn area. Way too dangerous and we both decided to get the hell out. Plus it was awkward.
I thought I was funny though lol
GOING FORWARD
The tipsy ballbuster I'll text tomorrow seeing if she wants to dance with me on Monday (lotta old people in this one so I'll look good and have fun). Honestly, don't expect a reply. But we'll see
Girl number 2 I'll text on Monday to follow the 24-48 hours rule. Not a clue what I'll text her
Girl 1 I'll also text on Monday to nail down a time for the smoothie date. And to ask her if she likes science centers. Because I love science centers and I ran across one today that I really wanna go to! I'm kind of excited about it. I'm totally going. Not sure when or with whom, but I'm totally going.
Dance to one song before they start their lesson... le sigh, I don't need lessons I used to teach lessons. Bad timing...
GIRL NUMBER 1:
Then I see a girl out of the corner of my eyes start standing kinda close. And before I can think a thought she sits down on the other side of the bench, same side as me.
"This girl wants me to talk to her"
We start chatting and I dunno if it's because she 'approached' me or if our personalities just clicked. I don't have a clue. But conversation flows really easily, we have quite a bit in common and I had completely forgotten what it's like to have a girl interested in me. God damn it was nice and it felt great to finally have the past few months of rebuilding myself validated. I don't care if you're supposed to fulfill yourself, it felt good.
Then she asks if I am going to participate in the lesson. Lol no, I used to teach lessons. So then a little bit later I tell her I'll teach her some moves since she's new if she will buy me a smoothie. Deal. Hand her my phone and she tells me how smooth I am.
Because I love TFS Dragonball Z Abridged so much, and was watching the newer episode earlier today the first thought that came into my head was Cell lmao... "Hey, you said it. Not me"
She types in her name as blank from dance. So me being a smartass I text her 'Alexander, cute guy from dance'.
Gee whiz... I'm such a nerd haha
So then we start dancing while everyone else is doing the lesson. And I tell her that now she owes me a smoothie. She preemptively says she can't this weekend because her parents are in town for her graduation.
Monday?
My parents are leaving Monday, so Tuesday?
Tuesday
We part ways.
A few dances later I come across...
GIRL NUMBER 2.
She's a little bit older but she seems open to me (my way of distinguishing between yes and maybe girls. First girl was a yes girl and the rest are all maybe's) and we talk a little bit.
She asks me what I do and I'm still feeling like a smartass. So I say 'All kinds of things, tell me about you'. She talks a little more about herself and tries to get me to tell her about me a few more times.
"What do you do?"
I forget the first thing I said but I remember following it up with a "I'm also a wannabe millionaire. I'm really good at that"
But then she asks again for me to tell her a few things about myself. Okay, what would you like to know? And I finally answer some questions honestly, though boringly.
Part ways for now...
GIRL NUMBER 3
God she had some bouncy tits... but I didn't look at her face yet, just say her and her friends dancing around for shiggles and all I saw were her tits. So I start to walk up to her and as I get closer I finally look at her face and she looks a little young.
And this part is funny to me, because I've already gone to jail once because of a woman and I have no desire of a repeat performance. But my brain is still like
'Bro, it's okay to ask her how old she is'
Sadly my dick is:
"God no not again! Remember what happened with crazy bitch???? This is possibly under age girl, don't take any chances! ABORT IMMEDIATELY! THERE ISN'T AN ABUNDANCE OF VAGINA DOWN THAT ROAD!"
So my dick compels me to not even talk to her. She could have been 18 for all I know.... oh well... I guess I'm too scared to take any chances now. Which is also why I carry a tape recorder with me in my car now....
Anywhoo, moving on.
GIRL NUMBER 4
She had a beautiful jawline. I know that's kinda weird to say but damn she had a fine one.
We talk, I tease and I think she's into me. But the song ends right as we start talking so I'll just come back to her later.
Oh if I only knew the night was about to end :'(
BACK TO GIRL NUMBER 2
See girl number 2 looking at me so I go say hi and dance with her again.
During dance, and I'm so proud of myself for this one, she said something that I didn't hear.
Immediate reaction is to bend over (I'm over 6ft) so I can hear her but my brain screams at me as I turn my head
WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! DON'T DO IT!
And so before I can do anything she tiptoes up to talk in my ear.
I'm so proud of myself for breaking this bad habit, at least for now lol.
Is it monumental? No. But I think it's helpful and one thing at a time.
As we're dancing she gets a little close and so I tease her about it. That it's easier to swing dance if we're a little further apart, but that we can get closer later [
] She laughs and we talk about some latin dancing because that's what she's used to (and you get close in latin stuff. Very close)
Song ends and as I'm taking her back to where I found her (no idea why I like to do this, but girls seem into it so whatever) I ask her if she likes smoothies and that we should get one soon. She has two small children and only free on the weekends with plans tomorrow.
Damn.
She types in my number and then I press the green button. She laughs and we part ways.
BACK TO GIRL NUMBER 4
She's engrossed in conversation with another guy and that was the last dance so I can't even go interrupt to dance like I was going to do.
Well fuck.
GIRL NUMBER 5
She was busy texting and I just walk up and ask 'Did he call?'
I don't remember where I got this. It might have been the eBook that Chase recently recommended in his email series. But I'm not really sure.
She's confused, and I smell alcohol on her breath so she's probably a little sauced.
I point to her phone and she finally starts to play along.
"No he didn't"
"That jackass!"
"Who wouldn't want to call me?"
*moving on*
Some chitchat but she keeps pelting me with
"What are you doing here? Do you just come to pick up girls?"
*partially, I actually do like to dance and see people I know here*
"Are you calling me a pimp?"
*pauses*
"Yes"
*over exaggerates* "That's so nice of you. That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me" *brushes away a 'tear'*
Not sure where I got that one from either, but it makes me chuckle lol.
But she refuses to let it go and asks me again.
So I answer somewhat honestly with "I just like to dance and there's a group of us that like to attend these events".
She talks about how she's with her friends *so is that a no to the red hot monkey love in the next few minutes since you mentioned you live close by?* and points at a girl and an old dude
"I came with him"
I don't remember what I said. But then she talks about how she wants to dance and I start talking about a few areas she could go as a setup to exchanging numbers.
She beats me to the punch with
"But where? I need addresses"
"I could text them to you"
"Smooth, so I give you my number and-"
"No, I give you my number and then you can text me"
*hands her my phone so she can type in her number*
BRIEF TEXT EXCHANGE EARLIER IN THE NIGHT WITH AWESOMESAUCE GIRL NUMBER 1
I don't remember which part of the night this jewel came into play, but I kinda regret it. You'll see why:
Because she typed in her number as a super long text I texted her something long too:
Alexander, cute guy from dance
I sat down for a break at one point and saw that she had texted me back. Groovy! That's always a good sign
"Cute is presumptive I'd say"
Ouch
Not going to lie, was feeling pretty damn good [thanks again to Chase for the article about a sexy walk. I honestly think it's the reason I've seen such a dramatic difference so quickly from even a month or two ago].
And because I was feeling good I texted her something a little bit arrogant:
1 You're right, I'm flaming hot *laughing tears cat-face emoji*
2 Would you like to dance?
No response... so sad. Oh well, not the end of the world but it doesn't sound as funny as it did in my head.
RANDOS
There were other girls that I danced with. Some I just wanted to dance with because they were good dancers, others because I thought they were cute but didn't feel like they were into me so nothing went anywhere with them and I've largely forgotten about all of them.
Except one.
Caribbean Princess
Her face was sunburned and I'm terrible with names. I told her that I would probably forget her name *she admitted the same thing* so I told her that I would just call her Caribbean Princess instead.
"No"
Well okay then
We didn't even finish the dance because it was a polka. And the group there were literally just running around the damn area. Way too dangerous and we both decided to get the hell out. Plus it was awkward.
I thought I was funny though lol
GOING FORWARD
The tipsy ballbuster I'll text tomorrow seeing if she wants to dance with me on Monday (lotta old people in this one so I'll look good and have fun). Honestly, don't expect a reply. But we'll see
Girl number 2 I'll text on Monday to follow the 24-48 hours rule. Not a clue what I'll text her
Girl 1 I'll also text on Monday to nail down a time for the smoothie date. And to ask her if she likes science centers. Because I love science centers and I ran across one today that I really wanna go to! I'm kind of excited about it. I'm totally going. Not sure when or with whom, but I'm totally going.
