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Been a while since I posted a lay report and I've gotten laid a great deal since then, will be posting Bumble convos as well as some pics for those in here who claim I make shit up, until then I had to share this one. All LRs after this one will come with pics of text convos as well as some nudes if she sends them.
The goal was for me and a couple of friends to go out to some of the more "fun" bars that were almost a mile away but we stopped by at a dive bar near where all of us live. One friend is a girl and another is a guy who is friends with the girl from back in college but isn't really into her, funny dynamic. We go out but decide to hit up a nice bar nearby, it isn't really a "fun" bar but it has good drinks and some top tier food.
We're sitting, having drinks, and we see a few girls nearby until the girl I am friends with challenges me.
One girl is a blonde with a cute face but the hair looks kinda fake, another a redhead, and there are two brunettes (one pale as crack and the other Mediterranean looking).
Not even sure where the conversation went from there but I grabbed a seat next to her, chatted with her a bit more and then leaned in closer as time went on.
Out of nowhere, blonde creeps in and starts shouting at me "Bye! Hi! We're busy!", out loud while laughing.
Blonde comes out and starts trying to bat my phone out of the brunette's hand while laughing, brunette is smiling yet kinda cringing trying to put her number in then hands the phone over to me. "Ya go away!" is what the blonde said, really drunk as fuck. I text the brunette immediately and then get away from the table, blonde was making life hell.
Go back over to my two friends and talk to them.
So after that went on, when we looked over the girls were gone, we just ended the night taking a lot of shots and getting hammered.
I text back and tell her where I am over at, actually get a text back from her but she tells me she cannot make it because she is with her friends.
The next day I am hungover and it is late afternoon, like maybe 3 PM, and I receive a text from her asking me what I am up to.
Long story short, set up a date to have some drinks, tried to escalate and get physical with her but all I get is makeout as I grab her ass at a bar. Go really aggressive on her by kissing her on the neck, tightly squeezing her ass, and making out with her but then I try to take her home.
Get LMR, says she has to go see a friend, I try to pull her in anyways but she slaps my hand away and says she has to go see a friend, so I kiss her a few more times before she pushes me away and tells me she has to go.
That went nowhere.
A week later, as in a couple weeks ago, get a text from her and agree to meet up with her at a bar at night, she actually texted me to ask what was up and I replied in one word answers. It eventually led to her texts being longer and we agreed to meet up at a local bar, I text her back saying "I am going to be myself, just so you know", she replied with an lol.
Meet up at the bar, immediately grab her and squeeze her when I see her ass. Hands all over her, hardcore kino the whole night, and a lot of kissing. Practically take her by the hand and walk her to my apartment, no LMR, smashed.
The goal was for me and a couple of friends to go out to some of the more "fun" bars that were almost a mile away but we stopped by at a dive bar near where all of us live. One friend is a girl and another is a guy who is friends with the girl from back in college but isn't really into her, funny dynamic. We go out but decide to hit up a nice bar nearby, it isn't really a "fun" bar but it has good drinks and some top tier food.
We're sitting, having drinks, and we see a few girls nearby until the girl I am friends with challenges me.
One girl is a blonde with a cute face but the hair looks kinda fake, another a redhead, and there are two brunettes (one pale as crack and the other Mediterranean looking).
Not even sure where the conversation went from there but I grabbed a seat next to her, chatted with her a bit more and then leaned in closer as time went on.
Out of nowhere, blonde creeps in and starts shouting at me "Bye! Hi! We're busy!", out loud while laughing.
Blonde comes out and starts trying to bat my phone out of the brunette's hand while laughing, brunette is smiling yet kinda cringing trying to put her number in then hands the phone over to me. "Ya go away!" is what the blonde said, really drunk as fuck. I text the brunette immediately and then get away from the table, blonde was making life hell.
Go back over to my two friends and talk to them.
So after that went on, when we looked over the girls were gone, we just ended the night taking a lot of shots and getting hammered.
I text back and tell her where I am over at, actually get a text back from her but she tells me she cannot make it because she is with her friends.
The next day I am hungover and it is late afternoon, like maybe 3 PM, and I receive a text from her asking me what I am up to.
Long story short, set up a date to have some drinks, tried to escalate and get physical with her but all I get is makeout as I grab her ass at a bar. Go really aggressive on her by kissing her on the neck, tightly squeezing her ass, and making out with her but then I try to take her home.
Get LMR, says she has to go see a friend, I try to pull her in anyways but she slaps my hand away and says she has to go see a friend, so I kiss her a few more times before she pushes me away and tells me she has to go.
That went nowhere.
A week later, as in a couple weeks ago, get a text from her and agree to meet up with her at a bar at night, she actually texted me to ask what was up and I replied in one word answers. It eventually led to her texts being longer and we agreed to meet up at a local bar, I text her back saying "I am going to be myself, just so you know", she replied with an lol.
Meet up at the bar, immediately grab her and squeeze her when I see her ass. Hands all over her, hardcore kino the whole night, and a lot of kissing. Practically take her by the hand and walk her to my apartment, no LMR, smashed.
Looking out for you mate, good luck!